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nevada_brothelDrastic times call for drastic measures, and let’s face it, it just doesn’t get any tougher than the economy we have under the Obama administration.  People are indeed between ‘barack’ and a hard place. Nevertheless, as Obama promised, there is hope, though this time hope comes from… Nevada.

Striking a simultaneous blow to reverse discrimination and the women’s movement, while taking a page out of the “pro-choice” playbooks, Nevada may now legalize male prostitution.  That’s right, what has been going on for decades in Washington may be allowed to spread to The Silver State, and wrongs against men “lefted.”  Men are now free to choose what to do with their bodies, though they may not be able to choose who to do it with.

Who does the NOW generation of women have to thank for bringing fiscal sanity to Nevada, and ushering in the Age of Aquarius…for men? First, they can thank Obama for wrecking the economy to drive Nevada to such drastic outcome of “men’s rights!”  However the main one to thank is technology!

Technology now allows for Nevada state officials to test for infectious diseases by performing urethral testing.  Prior to this advance in medical testing technology, men with potentially dangerous urethras were left to wander the streets in America’s back alleys in search of Liberal women to service in hippie vans and “by the hour” motels.  A dirty business with no guarantees for the safety of the male “service agents.”

“Bill,” a male “service agent” in Nevada who asked not to be identified by his real name told this reporter,

Liberal women are as vicious as they are unattractive.  I actually had a Liberal woman bite off one of my areolas, when I refused to kiss her during ‘service.’  That’s just my rule—no kissing!  I would only break that rule for a Conservative woman, but we don’t get any of them.

Liberal women are at risk as well, because the disease lurking in men’s urethras is indiscriminate. Abstinence and safe sex are the only protection, and Liberal women just don’t want to be bound by rules or even guidelines.  As one Liberal woman empassioned,

We fought hard for our rights, and NOBODY is going to tell us what to do. Our bodies are our OWN! And if we GET diseases, it’s the GOVERNMENT’S RESPONSIBILITY TO GET US HEALTHCARE! And if we GET pregnant, it’s the GOVERNMENT’S RESPONSIBILITY TO TAKE CARE OF OUR BABIES!!

According to what Shady Lady Ranch owner Bobbi Davis had to say in this article, the timing could not be better:

The world is ready for women, or even other men, to legally buy sex…plus, being the first to offer male service could boost business in tough economic times, she said.

Davis still has one more hurdle to scale, before she can feel the impact of the economic boom by making her stable of young studs available to Liberal women, “Women’s Libbers” have fought for years to “act like men.”  As the article reports,

Davis, Flint and Nye County Sheriff Tony DeMeo all acknowledged Friday that Davis still needs county approval to become the first of the state’s 24 legal brothels to offer a lineup of men.  “We’re going to look at it. We have some concerns,” said DeMeo, who serves as a voting member of both a county health commission and a board that oversees alcohol, gambling and brothel licenses.

Ironic that it could be a man who might be the death nail for the first case of “men’s rights” in decades.  Men’s rights have remained stagnant at best, and most men would argue that we have lost much ground over the years, particularly since the ‘60’s.  So the ability for men to act like Liberal women could have monumental implications.

We contacted a woman’s group for comment, and their spokesperson who asked to remain anonymous told The Black Sphere,

Because of the women’s movement, there is a shortage of real men.  Most men today are metrosexual—a euphemism for being gay.  They want to stay at home and not work, expect women to pick up the check at meals, and frankly are more feminine than most women.  They are well-dressed, and some even get their eyebrows plucked. We have created these eunuchs, and now women are in need of real men who are in disturbingly short supply. We need this legislation to pass!!

metro manHere’s the wrap:

Like medical marijuana, the lottery, lobbyists, extortion in the form of taxes, the Obama administration welcomes the new recruits into the world’s oldest occupation.  The Fed is happy that a state has stepped up to clean up the underbelly of prostitution, allowing male “service agents” to be counted—and  taxed—and to be heard…and taxed.

With the help of ACORN and the SEIU the Fed is already setting up the infrastructure to support the male “workers,” offering protection “services” to the young men. We were privy to the ad campaign the Fed and SEIU put together for the young beefcakes:

We covet your assets!”

You can’t say that Nevada isn’t trying to be ahead of the curve in solving the economic crisis, and they are helping Obama create jobs.  Davis plans to add two male “hospitality providers” to her stable this year, and the better new is patrons will bring their own stimulus funds.

Obama sanctions the plan, since two more jobs were created (others saved), and it proves that he supports small business.  Will these new opportunities engender a new men’s movement?  Unlikely.  But it does provide a much needed service for Liberal women, provides yet again…one small step for man.

That’s my rant!

© 2009 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved

 

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  • Dubious Brother

    Tiger does like Vegas, he will need to replace lost revenue and stamina does not seem to be a problem with him. Can a prostitute specify white and blond only? Just think of the endorsement possibilities!

  • jj solari

    Gut no problem with male whorehouses. Me and Obama i guess got somethin’ in common. sort of. ‘Cept he likely goes to them. I dont. yeah, i can hear someone sayin’ “You don’t need to, you gut Randy!!” Honky, please. His name’s Renaldo.

  • http://www.blackshere.net Jim Schurmann

    SEIU-Service Employees Intercourse Union. Any Congressman who doesn’t agree with BHO will get sent there to service Liberal women. Yuk! what a punishment.

  • http://www.theblacksphere.net Kevin Jackson

    @Jim – I agree, that is a fate worse than hell!

  • http://www.theblacksphere.net Kevin Jackson

    @ladies – And you will know why Dennis has a face for radio! LOL

  • http://www.blackshere.net Jim Schurmann

    Dennis-you better be carefull you might have Hillary and Nancy Pelosi knocking on your door.Hahahaha

  • http://thebastardofthechurch.wordpress.com/ the boc

    Will Barney Frank be the new Czar that heads this endeavor?

  • Troll

    Kevin, you big dummy!

  • http://www.theblacksphere.net Kevin Jackson

    @the boc – Too funny!

  • FA

    Kevin, glad to see you posting more frequently!

    Great post! Keep them coming!

  • http://google Janelle

    Is my memory cloudy or didn’t the Mustang Ranch (very lucrative) go out of business when the government took it over?

  • http://www.blackshere.net Jim Schurmann

    Janelle-I think your right. The Gov’t closed it down and autioned off the furniture.
    I think it went broke because Congress made them double the price for anyone making over $250,000 and offer their services for free for anyone below the poverty line:). Then again I could be wrong.

  • Dennis

    @Kevin
    You, attention seeker, self-hater, and wannabe intellegent…….why you think you are smart when all you do is copy somebody’s work?

  • http://google Janelle

    Grins to you, Jim…….. leave it to the government to try and meddle in the private sector of prostitution – when they can s4*&w the taxpayers and get paid by their employers at the same time. Vote them in and out on a regular basis, two terms and done.

  • scott

    Dennis,

    Please keep posting. Post everywhere! When your post are “fly by” like that and contain no substance it reflect much more on you than it does the person you are cutting down! So thank you very much for the post Dennis!

    I will give you an example of substance:

    Kevin…you are awesome!(that was not the substance part Dennis just in case you thought it was…here it is:) Keep up the good work. The black community needs to hear both sides of the left/right issue so they can make up their own minds instead of just playing follow the leader with Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton as has happened for so many years. The left hates you because you are quickly becoming real relevant. I loved you on that special Beck did on the black community. Fox keeps playing it and every person in the country should see it. (thats the part Dennis) Keep up the good work!

    DISCLAIMER: This blog was not intended to add to the discussion of Kevins current post only to be an example to give Dennis an example of proper educated blogging technique.

    Now Dennis, its your turn. You try it and we will all help you if you get stuck!

    HAHAHAHAHAA!

  • http://www.theblacksphere.net Kevin Jackson

    Folks, disregard Dennis the Menace, the precocious kid. I seriously don’t care about his comments, and he has toned them down, since he knows they won’t stay up long if he gets out of line. I treat all racists like the dogs that they are in here, unless they are cordial. Then I want to shine the spotlight on those cockroaches! They are fun to observe. They are like bacteria, and this blog is antiseptic! Anyway, glad to have you all. New blog coming soon, and I think it’s pretty funny!

  • Hater

    Kevin, I like how you call either black or dead people racist. I am convinced you don’t know what racism is is so i’m going to explain it to you again. prejudice + power = racism. So how is some black guy writing on your blog a racist? Kevin you are the master of race baiting. It’s like you took notes from Al Sharpton and flipped the script. Keep pandering for money from white conservatives maybe one day you will have enough to get that escalade!!

  • jj solari

    welcome to free enterprise America, hater. We do things different here than on the veldt.
    have a clue, you envious squalor-loving loser.

  • Kevin Jackson

    @Hater – How trite! Prejudice + Power = Racism. You ARE a genius! Thanks for boiling that down for us all. We black folks, well we’s ain’t gotz no power. If it whatn’t for the white man, well we wouldn’t be nowhere. Thanks da LAWD that for da white man who oppresses us all da time, but at least he do feed us.”

    I guess I’m from a different school of thought. I believe that black people CAN and HAVE achieved, and there is no boogeyman. But you likely believe in Big Foot.

  • Timmy

    Kevin, I really enjoyed myself last night.

  • jj solari

    I enjoyed you too, Timmy. Thank you. For everything.

  • http://www.blackshere.net Jim Schurmann

    Now you know why they call him tiny Tim.

  • Raw

    Kevin, can you control who post on this blog? It is getting a little ridiculous.

  • Erle P. Halliburton, III

    Mayor Goodman seems to think that legalizing prostituion in Las Vegas is a way to redevelop downtown. The only thing that his liberal plan will redevelop is the AIDS virus.

  • Dennis

    @Kevin

    Right on brother!! You are the same breed of Al-Sharpton except you pander to a different group. I wish you notice how you lack sincerity when you are on TV. You sound like you beg for some attention and that you hate your-self. As a white man I just laugh watching you make stupid of your self.

  • Dennis

    @Kevin
    Wow!! Just because someone thinks you don’t have the intelligence, makes him a rascist ha? Typical of wanabes who want to pass for a smart person. You are good at begging though-I pity you my brother.

  • jj solari

    erle p halliburton the 15th: ya see, now here’s a perfect example of why the right is every bit as screwed up as the left. both sides want to keep ME from doing something. It’s just that one side wants me to stop doing this and the other side wants me to stop doing that. Now if the right wing is so damned hell bent for free enterprise – why does that enterprise hit a big thick headed right wing wall when the deal involves sex. sex is a commodity that one side is willing to sell and the other side is willing to buy. why cant the concrete-headed right wing get that aspect of free enterprise installed or drilled in or nailgunned into their brick thick heads? That’s why this Democratic vs Republican thing will go on forever, because both sides are dumbass wrong. Mostly about everything. Especially about the nature of freedom, liberty, rights, and ALL that blathering crap.

  • Kevin Jackson

    @Dennis – If somebody doesn’t think I’m intelligent, it doesn’t make them a racist…but it does make them ignorant!

  • Fala

    Kevin, is it possible for a non-degreed person to be considered intelligent? I am trying to understand your definition of intelligence as well as Dennis’.

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