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While the US has a huge contingent of Americans donating time, energy, and money to save the citizens of Haiti, Osama bin Laden comes out of the cave to release threatening audio against America, and to take claim for the Nigerian Crotch Bomber, reminding us that Islam is the religion of peace, I guess!

I have yet to hear of any Muslim countries providing anything more than lip service to the Haitians. The only Muslim support for the Haitians of which I’m aware—as reported by THE FED—is from Muslim organizations in the United States.  And it’s not like they are having a major impact, particularly in comparison to the amount of money they gave to Obama’s campaign!

If I’m being totally honest, I have a skeptical eye on Muslim’s fund-raising efforts on behalf of Haiti, wondering if some of these agencies may be taking advantage of this situation to raise funds for their own nefarious deeds.  For now, I will give them the benefit of the doubt.

But that may not last long, as you can bet that none of these organizations will speak out against Osama bin Laden.  If there was a time to do so, that time would be now.  He is doing nothing to promote the peace of Islam, and is again posturing against the US.

As America helps hundreds of thousands of people in need, Obama doesn’t have the decency to feel sympathy or empathy for the tens of thousands of Haitians killed.  Nor does he show sympathy for the survivors who are struggling for basic necessities. Perhaps bin Laden has lived under a rock for so long that he feels Haitians are living the lush life in comparison?

Why is bin Laden threatening us now anyway?  What exactly is America doing now to piss him off? 

I haven’t Googled “infidel” in a while, but are Haitians on the list?  I know they practice voodoo, but not all of them. There are many Muslim nations in Africa, surely there was one or two Muslims among the thousands of Haitians killed? 

I guess if the majority of Haitians are not Muslims, then the earthquake was performing its own fatwa on Haiti, and on behalf of Allah?  The few Muslims who might have been killed or injured are just casualties of the bigger war? In the war against the Infidels, there will be Muslim casualties.

If there is any reason to side with Israel against idiots like bin Laden, here is your evidence.  Of all times for bin Laden to make a statement against “the Infidel,” he chooses a time when Americans are knee deep in Haitian rubble…helping them!

I thought he had learned something from the Left in this country.  Use crises to your advantage, not your disadvantage!  Here’s a few ways he could have done this.

First, establish the Osama bin Laden fund to help the Haitians.  This way, like Democrats bin Laden could then demagogue, at least pretending that he cared about Haitians, though he obviously does not.

Next, bin Laden should send al Qaeda operatives over to Haiti to help.  Even the most hardened terrorists need a break from jihad.  Compared to the mountains of Afghanistan and Pakistan, even an earthquake-torn Haiti would look like a Sandals vacation resort.

As for reasons bin Laden has chosen to threaten on Obama’s watch, maybe he’s mad at Obama for not being a better Muslim?  Now you might be able to convince me that Obama is no longer a Muslim, but he was at one time.  He obtained a pass against his fatwa for some reason, perhaps the Muslimhood was paid off to not demand Obama’s death for converting to Christianity. Or maybe he was forgiven, because Obama is as worthless as a Christian as he was a Muslim?

Regardless, I will tell you this, Obama is the closest a Muslim—ex or otherwise—will get to the position of POTUS in my lifetime, and I predict the lifetime of my children.  And no thanks to bin Laden!

Bin Laden has the chance to prop up his once-Muslim brother, yet he thumbs Obama in the eye, thumps his ear, taunts him…publicly, no less!

Here’s the wrap:

Osama bin Laden’s timing is atrocious.  He’s obviously slipping.  You just don’t threaten a country, when they are in the process of helping another country.  It just makes bin Laden look like one of those Hollywood starlets who informs the media where she will be, then acts like she’s mad that  the paparazzi showed up!

Bin Laden shows his real insensitivity to Muslims, as he dispatches a young Nigerian bomber off to blow up a plane…using the bomber’s naughty bits as the fuse.  This zealot was prepared to meet his 70 virgins—with nothing to work with!  A shed with no tools!  What was this guy going to do, TALK to his virgins for eternity?!

Then there is the question that I have never heard asked is, “What do women suicide bombers get in the afterlife?”  Do they get 70 virgin men?

What is it with the Muslim faith that they are so all consuming with sex in the afterlife?  I don’t mind the idea of having sex for an eternity, but I hope I can golf and fish too.  Too much sex is like too much sugar! 

Anybody interested in 30 of my virgins? Come on…make me an offer. No, they are good virgins, but I think 40 is plenty for me!

Maybe bin Laden just needs to get some after being holed up in a mountain for so long. Regardless he appears hell bent on delaying the meeting with his virgins.

That’s my rant!

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