Happy freakin’ New Year! I have never been more energized to get out of the old and into the new. I wish I could have awakened in 2010 to find that 2009 was just a dream, albeit a very bad dream! However, as Will Ferrell said in Talledega Nights, “That just happened!”
So what exactly did just happen?
For starters, in 2009 the most incompetent person ever took the oath of office for the presidency of the United States. And like the condition of the grounds after the event, America was left with nothing but trash, outside and inside the White House.
Obama began 2009 dazzling America by serving up the most amazing set of crooks one could consider for high governmental positions. A blind cockroach could find better citizens behind bars in any of America’s worst prisons, and I’m talking supermax! Speaking of cockroaches…
For his #2, Obama selected Biden—a man who should be fitted for a straight jacket, plain and simple. As I wrote in The Biden Experiment, America’s VP is there for two reasons: (1) To make Obama look smarter than he certainly is, and (2) to guarantee Obama’s safety. Because nobody wants Crazy Joe to be president…for real!
Amazingly it is Biden that actually tells the truth about Obama and his inane policies. “Nobody really knows where the stimulus money goes,” Biden quipped. Forget that it was Biden’s job to track the money. Hey what’s a few hundred BILLION of our money to squander anyway?! Psst…
Ironically, Biden fits right in with this administration in that he is an inept, lying, do-nothing blowhard, and a bully. Challenge Biden, and he will barrage and bludgeon you with his made up credentials. Speaking of made up credentials…
For his #3 Obama chose the poster child for the Women’s Movement, Hillary Clinton. Hillary needed to pad her Senate credentials so much that she listed things like, “congratulate the Syracuse Univ. Orange Men’s Lacrosse Team on winning the championship”, “congratulate the Le Moyne College Dolphins Men’s Lacrosse Team on winning the championship”, “establish the 225th Anniversary of the American Revolution Commemorative Program”, and “name post office after Sergeant Riayan A. Tejeda” on her Senate resume! Being a senator from New York…”a job so easy, even a cavewoman can do it.” The only person who has done less and received more is Hillary’s boss!
Hillary’s lack of a senate record in securing a career as Obama’s #3 was exceeded only by her ability to ride the coattails of her womanizing husband to achieve the goal of becoming an incompetent senator! I will give this Hillbilly wife credit for parlaying a career of free-loading off men and the American taxpayer into a $100M fortune. And I credit Obama for finding somebody whose lack of credentials almost makes his lack of credentials tolerable.
Next, Obama gave America Harry Reid, though accidentally. Because nobody, even Obama, would select Harry Reid to be on their team…for anything? Reid is a man who was “the irritant” his entire life, from the moment he could talk. He was the kid who got beat up on a daily basis in school, because he was the schoolyard NARC. He was the guy nobody wanted to have lunch with at work, because he would do anything to gain favor with the establishment, sell his soul and guess what? Nothing has changed! Reid had no idea that his lack of character would someday provide the benefit that it has. He found an administration that could put his ‘talent’ to work. Thankfully 2010 will be the year Reid gets to see why he shouldn’t have allowed a sissy to be his protector! He will soon find out how difficult he and Obama have made things in the private sector.
Problem is, Obama’s list of cretins and misfits is endless. Tax cheats, employers of illegal aliens, business cheats, pedophiles, and let’s not forget all his “ists”: Extortionists, Black Nationalists, communists, and the “ist” goes on, however for the sake of brevity forgive me for not indulging more. Nevertheless, if indeed you do judge people by those whom they surround themselves, then Obama gets an F, which we are all now aware—B+ is the new F.
Things get no better for 2009 when we shift from people to policy.
One of Obama’s first acts as president was to set education in the black community back to the Wilson era. Obama cancelled a voucher program that enabled black kids freedom of choice in schools. This small act essentially relegated black kids to the socialist schools in their own neighborhoods—war zones for the most part. Exciting to know that 2010 ushers in a new decade of stupidity for black folks, and serves as a reminder for the past racism and recklessness of the Democrats, when it comes to blacks. But there was more in store for black folks…
Obama’s next move in 2009 was to allow more abortions in Africa. After all, abortion is working so well for blacks in America, why not export it to blacks in The Motherland. The abortion rate in America for blacks is 41%, as compared to the national average of 19%. At this rate, there will only be enough of us left to serve drinks at cocktail parties for “the establishment.” But that’s what Obama wants; conditioning blacks for “the establishment.”
The man who called himself a uniter has revolutionized race relations for blacks…and I do mean “revolutionized.” For the first time in the history of America, blacks believe they should get something for nothing, and blacks want Obama to take it from whites—Rodney King beatdown for white is just a bonus. Oh, do black folks like to watch it, when “the man” gets a beatdown!
2009 was a horrible year for America. And let’s face it, 2010 will be another horrible year for America, the only saving grace is the election of 2010. Unfortunately America will have to endure eleven months of demoralization, insane economic policies, media suck ups, Liberal spinmasters, and other atrocities for the sake of freedom. That is until we vote these traitors out of office.
On that note, I refuse to approach this year with a bad attitude. I resolve to do all that I can to rid America of these Communists Marxist radical racist revisionists, so we can start anew. I look forward to the joining my fellow patriots, so that in 2011, we can all say with pride, “That just happened!”
That’s my rant!
© 2010 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved
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Kevin Jackson's hilarious take on Race-Pimping: The Multi-Trillion Dollar Business of Liberalism!
Enjoy this excerpt from the book:
"In actuality, black people will go to substandard hospitals, wait in long lines behind illegal immigrants, and be treated like non-citizens, as there simply won’t be enough healthcare to go around. There will be the occasional lucky few who will receive treatment, and we will parade them around like championship rings, thus continuing the ruse. As you can see, we’ve left out nothing. We touch more on this in Chapter 10: Promise Everything, Deliver Nothing. If for some reason we happen to run out of blacks, we will be able to apply our trade to the Mexicans with little disruptions. Plans are already underway for our next edition in this “How To” series: How to be a Latino "Race Pimp for Fun and Profit…even if you’re Illegal."