The nerve of that behind scratching, black-anglo-saxon, boot-licking, buck-dancing, butt-kissing, co-caucasian, cocktail-sipping, foot shuffling, hi yaller, handkerchief-head, opporTOMist, Oreo ™ cookie, rent-a-Tom, servant-of-the-right-wing, self-hating, self-loathing, shoeshine boy, speak-when-spoken-to, Stepin Fetchit, thank-ya-boss, uppity un-cola, Uncle Tom, race traitor, Rush Limbaugh wannabe Herman Cain to get Janeane Garofalo in a dust up.
Recall that not long ago Garofalo was compelled to come to the aid of Barack Obama, when the nasty Republicans disagreed with his policies, calling them “reckless,” “dangerous,” and “anti-business,” all code words for “black.” Garofalo stepped in to make sure that the new black president was not harassed further by Republicans in Congress, and that mean-spirited Tea Party.
In case you didn’t know, every black president is assigned a low-life Hollyweirdo for protection—it’s in the Constitution. Without such a low-life skanky chick like Garofalo, Obama would surely perish.
Garofalo said that the reason people were going after Obama was because he was black. And anybody who disagreed with Obama, right or wrong, was practicing “straight up racism.” Garofalo felt she needed to protect a man who could have her killed.
Garofalo is protecting two lowly Negroes for the price of one: A two-fer.
White Democrats have been helping Negroes for decades, so Garofalo is simply doing her civic duty as part of the Democrats’ “Eenie, Meanie, Mighty Mo, Catch a Negro by the Toe” program. As part of this program, Garofalo is dumbfounded as to how Herman Cain parades around, freely to represent Republicans. Democrats would have high-tech lynched that uppity Negro by now, if he were their property.
According to Garofalo, Republicans have conspired to let Herman Cain run for president, as he really doesn’t want to. This is how Obama made it. The powers that be decided to find a black who would be “acceptable” to the American Left. They introduced Obama in 2004, despite knowing that he was likely not a citizen and certainly unqualified. Who cares! Obama was a light-skinned Negro with no Negro dialect.
Garofalo could not allow him to enter the next election cycle butt naked. What would Obama do if racism were not kept front and center? Run on his record? Poppycock!
No self-respecting Negro president like Obama should be without the monkey of racism perched squarely on those skinny black shoulders, carried by those scrawny black hamstring muscles that don’t quite go up into the lower back. Swing low, sweet chariot, coming forth to carry me home…
With Obama’s poll numbers lower than a bull’s sack, maybe Garofalo is the unwitting stooge? Maybe she is just what the doctor ordered to get Obama back on top.
As for Cain, he is an unwitting part of the same ruse used by Democrats to get Obama elected, and the Left will not allow that. How dare the Republicans try to rid the party of the specter of racism. Cain is getting PAID!
“Why else would a black person go against other blacks,” the white meddling Garofalo ponders. “Blacks are all supposed to be one and the same, and not think as individuals! Those frickin’ silly Negroes!”
Herman Cain is insane, and Garofalo must save him from himself. That’s what white Liberals do. They interfere, and always for the good of those they deem beneath them—like lowly Negroes. How else could an accomplished Negro like Herman Cain have survived and thrived all these years. Would Cain’s white caretaker please stand up?
Medical degree be damn, Garofalo knows this illness like she knows the smell of rotting fish: Cain is a sufferer of Stockholm Syndrome.
I’m not sure where Cain contracted Stockholm Syndrome. Perhaps he picked it up, when he was in Stockholm, likely traveling with inattentive white handlers who let him get too close to indigenous Swedes?Regardless, Cain’s ability to succeed on his own will truly be one for historians and anthropologists who study the lower form of human cultures to figure out.
Maybe Garofalo is a sufferer of Kenya Syndrome: The overwhelming need of skanky white Hollyweirdos to protect black people who don’t need it?
That’s my rant!
© 2011 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere, LLC – All Rights Reserved
It's FINALLY HERE!
Kevin Jackson's hilarious take on Race-Pimping: The Multi-Trillion Dollar Business of Liberalism!
Enjoy this excerpt from the book:
"In actuality, black people will go to substandard hospitals, wait in long lines behind illegal immigrants, and be treated like non-citizens, as there simply won’t be enough healthcare to go around. There will be the occasional lucky few who will receive treatment, and we will parade them around like championship rings, thus continuing the ruse. As you can see, we’ve left out nothing. We touch more on this in Chapter 10: Promise Everything, Deliver Nothing. If for some reason we happen to run out of blacks, we will be able to apply our trade to the Mexicans with little disruptions. Plans are already underway for our next edition in this “How To” series: How to be a Latino "Race Pimp for Fun and Profit…even if you’re Illegal."