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Garofalo – Skank Hollyweirdo Strikes Again

The nerve of that behind scratching, black-anglo-saxon, boot-licking, buck-dancing, butt-kissing, co-caucasian, cocktail-sipping, foot shuffling, hi yaller, handkerchief-head, opporTOMist, Oreo ™ cookie, rent-a-Tom, servant-of-the-right-wing, self-hating, self-loathing, shoeshine boy, speak-when-spoken-to, Stepin Fetchit, thank-ya-boss, uppity un-cola, Uncle Tom, race traitor, Rush Limbaugh wannabe Herman Cain to get Janeane Garofalo in a dust up.

Recall that not long ago Garofalo was compelled to come to the aid of Barack Obama, when the nasty Republicans disagreed with his policies, calling them “reckless,” “dangerous,” and “anti-business,” all code words for “black.”  Garofalo stepped in to make sure that the new black president was not harassed further by Republicans in Congress, and that mean-spirited Tea Party.

In case you didn’t know, every black president is assigned a low-life Hollyweirdo for protection—it’s in the Constitution. Without such a low-life skanky chick like Garofalo, Obama would surely perish.

Garofalo said that the reason people were going after Obama was because he was black. And anybody who disagreed with Obama, right or wrong, was practicing “straight up racism.” Garofalo felt she needed to protect a man who could have her killed.

Garofalo is protecting two lowly Negroes for the price of one: A two-fer.

White Democrats have been helping Negroes for decades, so Garofalo is simply doing her civic duty as part of the Democrats’ “Eenie, Meanie, Mighty Mo, Catch a Negro by the Toe” program.  As part of this program, Garofalo is dumbfounded as to how Herman Cain parades around, freely to represent Republicans.  Democrats would have high-tech lynched that uppity Negro by now, if he were their property.

According to Garofalo, Republicans have conspired to let Herman Cain run for president, as he really doesn’t want to. This is how Obama made it. The powers that be decided to find a black who would be “acceptable” to the American Left. They introduced Obama in 2004, despite knowing that he was likely not a citizen and certainly unqualified. Who cares! Obama was a light-skinned Negro with no Negro dialect.

Garofalo could not allow him to enter the next election cycle butt naked. What would Obama do if racism were not kept front and center? Run on his record? Poppycock!

No self-respecting Negro president like Obama should be without the monkey of racism perched squarely on those skinny black shoulders, carried by those scrawny black hamstring muscles that don’t quite go up into the lower back. Swing low, sweet chariot, coming forth to carry me home…

With Obama’s poll numbers lower than a bull’s sack, maybe Garofalo is the unwitting stooge? Maybe she is just what the doctor ordered to get Obama back on top.

As for Cain, he is an unwitting part of the same ruse used by Democrats to get Obama elected, and the Left will not allow that.  How dare the Republicans try to rid the party of the specter of racism. Cain is getting PAID!

Why else would a black person go against other blacks,” the white meddling Garofalo ponders. “Blacks are all supposed to be one and the same, and not think as individuals! Those frickin’ silly Negroes!

Herman Cain is insane, and Garofalo must save him from himself. That’s what white Liberals do. They interfere, and always for the good of those they deem beneath them—like lowly Negroes. How else could an accomplished Negro like Herman Cain have survived and thrived all these years.  Would Cain’s white caretaker please stand up?

Medical degree be damn, Garofalo knows this illness like she knows the smell of rotting fish:  Cain is a sufferer of Stockholm Syndrome.

I’m not sure where Cain contracted Stockholm Syndrome. Perhaps he picked it up, when he was in Stockholm, likely traveling with inattentive white handlers who let him get too close to indigenous Swedes?Regardless, Cain’s ability to succeed on his own will truly be one for historians and anthropologists who study the lower form of human cultures to figure out.

Maybe Garofalo is a sufferer of Kenya Syndrome: The overwhelming need of skanky white Hollyweirdos to protect black people who don’t need it?

That’s my rant!

© 2011 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere, LLC – All Rights Reserved


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  • Russell

    Wow, you sound angry this morning, hope your day gets better! Oh, and the "she knows the smell of rotting fish" joke you left wide open, I'm not even going to go there. ; )

    • Kevin Jackson

      I wasn't too angry, but I did leave that "opening." Glad you caught that!

  • Phil Falcone

    Good rant. Janeanal is your typical failed-actress-turned-Marxist that Progressives depend on for national attention to their propaganda. If they can solidify the class warfare shtick, divide everyone into controllable pigeonholes, and amass enough useful union idiots, they think they can convert America into Nazi Germany.

    • Kevin Jackson

      Agreed, we are headed to Nazi Germany, and black folks don't fare too well in situations like that.

  • Downsouth

    Kevin, according to you and many of your blog's readers, President Obama won the presidency because he is black. I think Herman Cain should contact Obama to find out where to sign-up for the affirmative action plan for presidents. Even though I think he does better than anyone else in the debates and attack the president more viciously than anyone else, Fox news rarely include him in conversations about the republican nomination. Maybe he is not light-skinned enough, like Obama.

    • Meshuggahboy

      Affirmative action applies to Obama because it's for those who are incompetent and wouldn't be selected if not for their race. That isn't the case with Cain – he can stand on his own merit and doesn't need anyone's sympathy or the novelty of being a black president.

      • Kevin Jackson

        Good point, Meshuggahboy. Cain doesn't qualify for Affirmative Action, because he IS competent.

    • Kevin Jackson

      LOL! Too funny! I think that's a great idea, particularly given that Cain is 100% black. You can't imagine the number of people who tell me they support Herman Cain.

      • Downsouth

        A black man will never win the Republican nomination for president. As you said Kevin, conservatives love "tradition". They may allow him to be vice president so they can say, "See we are not races" just as they did with Michael Steel after Obama's election. And to show they are not sexist, they selected Palin. As long as the republican party is the conservative party, they will never nominate a black or a woman for president. I don't care how COMPETENT they are.

  • ant

    What a babe! Apparently, as is the case with a lot of die-hard liberals, ugly within the heart can do nought but seep out via the flesh. Norah O'Donnell will, eventually, look like Eleanor Clift or a white Maxine Waters.

    • Kevin Jackson

      LOL ant. Garofalo is ugly in the heart and equally stupid within the brain!

  • John Brown

    Awesome rant. She 'needs' Marxism…because she sure as hell couldn't get by on her talent in a free market. The 'angry, unwashed, hippie' trend died with grunge in the 90's. The grungers 'grew up'…a few diehard losers carried on the lost fight…

    • Kevin Jackson

      Man how true is this comment John. Garofalo is too stupid to actually grow up and leave whatever drug-induced stupor she's in.

  • Tommy

    I used to like her til she decided to keep running her mouth about politics and other crap like that. I wished she would retire.

    • theblacksphere

      I agree, Tommy. Until she opened her filth-infused mouth, I was cool with her.

  • freddie

    Jeannie Garbarfalo is the biggest piece of white trash I have ever seen in my life!

    • theblacksphere

      Possibly. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz ain't far behind.

  • Leah Randall

    Standing ovation for this rant, Kevin! From one ranter to another…WELL DONE!!!

    • theblacksphere

      Thanks Leah! Rant one, dear maiden!

    • michelle

      Agree with LEAH!

  • Eddie

    A fool may be known by one of 6 things : Anger without cause, speech without profit, change without progress, inquiry without object, putting trust in a stranger and mistaking foes for friends. Talk about killing two birds with one stone. The wicked witch of liberalism and her object of defense, OHOMO. Sure sounds like giving Herman Cain a seat at the table somewhat problematic though ! It would sure make matters easier if OHOMO was black and not an arab. Therein lies the big cover-up. You can learn what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

    • theblacksphere

      Wow, deep comment Eddie. I'm stealing part of it.

  • Sir RonB

    Too Funny! Cain gets Stockholm syndrome from coming to close to those indigenous Swedes! I heard this nutcase on the radio doing exactly as my former mother-in-law used to say; "…it is better to be thought of as a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

    I thought most of the dinosaurs were extinct….but I see we have located the last of the HELLASTUPIDSAURUS! Liberal eco-terrorist groups should declare her an endangered species!

    • Kevin Jackson

      LOL SirRonB. Hellasupidsaurus. Stealing that, my friend!

  • jj solari

    a buttugly white chick who knows only a black man would even CONSIDER doing 'er and she's dropping the race card. if it wasnt for racism she'd have no dates at all.

    • Kevin Jackson

      Only a black man would even consider doing 'er? No, I think she is only for knuckledragging Neanderthal racist neo-Nazis.

      • jj solari

        i dont think nazis date girls

    • @angrymanchron

      Do you even know what you just said? Honestly.
      My recent post The Gym: Porky Pig Strong Man

  • Momadog

    You nailed it Kevin! I laughed my way thru the whole rant….PRICELESS!

  • Kevin Jackson

    Thanks Momadog. I try for the education thru humor angle.

  • Sara

    Based just on what she's wearing it that photo…need I say more….

  • @angrymanchron

    Kevin, now I thought the libs have already addressed this point, but it looks like I have to provide a gentle reminder: In this day and age where everyone is packing heat and cars dart about bristling with weapons, we simply can't have this kind of vitriol polluting the public debate forum. That privilege, after all, is reserved for those (on the Left) commenting about Michele Bachmann or Sarah Palin.

  • Kel

    I read her comments the other day and having read your previous rant about her wondered what you might have to say. I just don't understand how the left justifies their over the top racism. No black person could possibly be Conservative without suffering from Stockholm syndrome or delusion… how do they get away with it?

    • Meshuggahboy

      Two words – lowered expectations. They paint themselves as the poor, downtrodden underdogs so that it's "fair" for them to use any tactics they please. That, plus they're the crybabies, so they make a bigger deal out of any alleged misstatement coming from the right.

  • Alice B.

    What an insane woman that Garafalo is, trying to be like Lady Gaga with all kinds of needle prick in her arms and tatoo all over her body. Who is she trying to be an Ape?

  • ant

    Kel's and Mr. Jackson's comments caused me to consider just how scared people like Garofoolo are of conservative blacks. Behind the BS of people like her is a real terror that blacks may walk off the plantation. I rather prefer the blatant hate of the minority white skin-head than the insidious evil of the 'helpful' liberal and that's the truth.

    • Downsouth

      I'm sure ant. I have read your comments.

      • Meshuggahboy

        Come on, DS – you're smart enough to know that a false friend is worse than an enemy. That's all Ant was saying.

      • ant

        Really? Better to know a physical threat exists from identifiable people that openly profess to hate you (liberals understanding of Jihad, excepted, because there's no 'know' there.), than a social agenda/ institution disguised in 'only we care and love you' that anonymously imprisons, robs, demeans, and thinks you 'unequal'.

        • Downsouth

          One question ant and Mesh: Do you think rebublicans are willing to "take the country back" from President Obama and turn it over to Herman Cain?

          • Meshuggahboy

            Absolutely, especially if Obama is the alternative. There's always going to be a chance that he won't win, but it's not because of his skin color. You don't seem to have taken into account the fact that there are other candidates also trying to get the nomination. Believe it or not, there are people who vote based on factors other than race. You really ought to consider taking that chip off your shoulder.

          • Downsouth

            Right, because only blacks and liberal whites see color. Republicans are all color blind!!!! As I said, as long as the republican party is the conservative, they will never nominate a black man or a woman for president. They love tradition more than anything. "take our country back", "The way our country use to be", what do you think that means?

          • ant

            Did you hear Obama's Justice Department shut down the Gibson Guitar factory, one of the few proudly-American builders left? All, apparently over enforcement of a law in INDIA, so he can't enforce our borders, but he can shut down productive American factories in the name of foreign laws. And he puts them out of work while golfing in Martha's Vineyard! What a guy! It's been pointed out, as well, that Gibson did NOT contribute money to the One's re-election, good enough reason when you think like a King. If this is your messiah's idea of a "laser-focus on jobs", I'd rather he stay on vacation.

          • djdinexile

            Ant, I am a fervent Gibson collector and player and I was under the impression that the feds were investigating Gibson under the Lacey Act because of a question of the possible illegal acquisition of ebony from Madagascar. Is there new information about this? Because, if not, this investigation has been going on for a few years now. It may or may not have started during the Obama administration. Anyway, if there is some new info I would love to hear about it. It just seems important as conservatives that we don't blame Obama if he is not to blame. Maybe he is, but I haven't seen that info. Please enlighten me.

          • ant

            This is actually the first time I'm hearing of this, it was a small story on 'the gateway pundit' blog, which relayed a statement from Gibson Guitars and the reasons for the shut-down given were using Indian Rosewood not finished by workers in India, some sort of inter-national law excuse. I have to go to work so I have no time to search for the Lacey Act or anything but if it is about ebony, as you say, sounds like more job killing regulations from the EPA to me. According to the story Federal agents raided the place and sent the workers home.

          • ant

            Here's another article on it, new charges, not the Madagascar ebony charge.
            Check out some of the comments, "First they came for the Gibsons, and I had a cheap Ibanez, so I said nothing…"

          • Jake

            check out Iowahawks blog, he has it right. it seems Gibson was selling guitars to Mexican drug cartels, Operation Fast And Fretless – at least we don't sell guns to drug smugglers, oh wait, sorry…

          • djd

            Thanks, ant. Agreed, job killing regulations no doubt. Too bad. There is nothing more beautiful than a shiny Les Paul Custom next to a Marshall half stack. Weird. What with the whole three wars thing, economic disaster, and a hurricane, it would seem like there really might be something better the feds could do with their time. The sad truth is this: very soon there will be no importing of rosewood or ebony and the Sitka spruce trade will be shut down, too. Hope everyone likes Danelectros made out of mosrite and Rainsongs made out of carbon fiber. Ughhh.

          • ant

            Ughhh is right. Had a Washburn acoustic and a Gibson Les Paul '93 once. Both got more beautiful and better-sounding the older they got, composites and plastics = not so much. Everyday I despise our President a little more, it's just not right that I would.

          • djd

            What, you don't like crappy speed metal guitars with high actions and fret buzz made out of ash in Japan and Mexico?!. I am surprised at you, ant. But on a completely selfish note, my Gibsons are going to increase in value. Soon, we won't actually make anything in America, but vintage merchandise is going to go crazy. Imagine all the happy antique dealers and pawn shop owners.

          • Downsouth

            ant, I see your problem. You're being brainwash. If you keep this up, you'll go crazy. Trust me ant, no one is coming to get you, the president is not a part of some black conspiracy to make white people slaves, and universities are not indoctrination factories. If you keep this up, it won't be the government come to get you, it will be the man in the white jacket.

          • ant

            And… what exactly do job-killing regulations have to do with your black conspiracy theory? When you speak of lies and delusions, BS, I think you have me confused with Obama and other Dem 'leaders' (ha!- sorry!..have to laugh whenever I see Dem and leader in the same sentence.) But when it comes to spin and deception, maybe this'll recalibrate your senses..maybe.

            I'm sure you get the joke/serious BS of the situation just by the title. If not, I feel bad for you.

          • ant

            PS. since we've both discovered in another article that you make more money than me …perhaps a little 'spreading of the wealth' is in's only fair..I'll let you know where to send the check. 😉

          • Downsouth

            Thanks ant! You can write anything and some people will believe you. You take one fact and spin it to fool people. I'll give you an opportunity to do your research before I help you.

          • ant

            And what spin would that be, DS? The "I don't have all the facts on a developing story" spin? The story starting to make the rounds in a big way, BTW, the Lame-stream, of course, won't consider this story important. So, why don't you fill me in on the facts…wait.. let me guess…"BUSH!!!". Perhaps if Gibson were selling guns to Mexican drug cartels, these accusations would just go away. Ya think? Yeah, I write anything and people believe me..hmm. what's that remind me of?..oh.. Obama's the smartest man in the room..Obama has the highest IQ of any President we've ever had(ooooh,ahhhhhh)….Perry wants blacks to ride in the back of the bus (I know this because Ed Shultz selectively edited a sentence from him and then he told me so)..Unemployment and food stamps are the best economic stimulus you can get… TeaParty's calling for Government fiscal sanity are only doing so because they're racists, not because of huge increases in the size and spending of government… so, go ahead, hit me with the facts. I'll be waiting.

          • docjohndenver

            Downsouth, I am surprised at you. If you read my initial comment I told ant that he needed to get the facts out. So he did. While I don't see this as a specifically Obama problem, it certainly is an overly aggressive government problem. The facts are this: Gibson is the top major manufacturer of high end electric guitars this side of Leo Fender (and he moved about 2/3 of his stuff out of the country and then sold the company). If Gibson is harrassed to the point of not being able to make money, they WILL go overseas and become another crappy company that makes guitars, harmonicas, motorcycles, vacuums, etc. I just don't see why you are scared to admit this. Words like "tradition" have nothing to do with black and white to someone like me. This fixation with race is just plain…weird. And it encourages wackos like Spencer to enter the fray

          • docjohndenver

            Downsouth, P.S. HAVE A GREAT WEEK!

          • Downsouth

            Doc, I have alot of respect for the way you comment based on reasoning and fact. However, It seems you want to ignore race. This, RANT is about race just as 8 of every 10 RANTS on this sight. I am responding from a black man who has lived the black experience perspective. When you say "to someone like me", I believe you, but "tradition" have nothing to do with black and white is just wrong. Its not the only thing, but it is certainly a big part. I understand that many want to pretend that its not true, but the US does have a history of racism. Its well documented in print and actual video footage. And to believe that 400 years of this tradition ended with the signing of the Civil Rights bill some 50 years ago, I will never understand.

          • ant

            Again, you miss a major fact about this country that you think is so horrible and racist and yet YOU HAVE CHOSEN NOT TO LEAVE FOR ANOTHER!
            1) America, like every other country, has made mistakes, the difference is America wakes up to those mistakes and makes an effort to correct them.
            2) Racism, prejudice, hate, is not exclusive to the United States, nor does it exist here to as extensive a degree as other Nations, go travel around, you'll find out.
            3) You're definition of "tradition" is paranoid and ridiculous , to say the least..
            4) This may be hard for you to understand but racism is NOT defined as "white man hate black man." Do you need examples of black racism against whites, or is that OK because they 'deserve' it.
            To tell you the truth, you're a one-trick pony and an incessant cry-baby to boot. Maybe you should go live somewhere else, maybe you won't be as 'oppressed' in Africa or the Middle East. Try Spain, I hear they're really tolerant of black Americans over there. Michelle's upteenth vacation being the exception, when you're surrounded by Secret Service.

          • ant

            PS. I hate to sound like some race-baiting member of the Congressional Black Caucus, but I've heard first-hand what the "undocumented latino workers" think of black people. You may be better off stuck with us hateful whites, if the US becomes Mexico North you may find yourself fighting the civil rights movement all over again.

          • Downsouth

            ant, you make my point for me. I'm not going anywhere. Regardless to what you think, this is as much my country as it is yours. You are one of the people I'm talking about, the only racism you see is from latinos and balcks. I never claimed to be "oppressed", I'm doing fine. I just call it as I see it. To you and people like you, calling you out is an "incessant cry-baby", but had my Dad and people like him thought like that, I would still be forced to the back of the bus. Oh and for the historical record, there was no great wakening. There was alot of blood spilled in the fight to end slavery and years later to end Jim Crow. In your mind racism ended at that point, except for the blacks who keep it going. I try to understand the way you think, but its not rational.

          • ant

            Do you ever read Kevin's articles or do you just type your comments? Again, you read things I did not say, I did not say this Country is not yours, I did not say we experienced a 'great awakening' as you put it. Yes, there is racism out there, from every race.Yes, alot of blood was spilled to ensure all men are equal, much of it was the blood of white men. This, BTW, as Kevin has pointed out numerous times, is about the fact the Democrats (libs) believe they own the black race, there are numerous examples in their behavior and speech to support this. There are numerous examples of divisiveness and race-baiting in their actions and words as well. If you can't see that, maybe you're part of the problem.

          • docjohndenver

            I hear you. It's a valid point. I live in a very diverse box in the inner city and my patients just don't care much about race, but I also went to college in the South and I understand what you are saying. It just hurts when I hear people say "tradition" includes racism. It doesn't for me. I understand what you are saying and I respect it.

          • Downsouth

            Check out DDCdana comment. What do you think Doc? Is it a racist comment?

          • docjohndenver

            DS, the only overtly racist comments I have read on this blog are from Spencer. I certainly don't consider any of your comments racist, and I really don't understand the DDCdana comment, but I never try to guess what is in someone's heart. Denver is overall a very tolerant place. Even our large numbers of illegal immigrants in Colorado don't cause a lot of race baiting. I may just be a bit naive, but I have found if I love the people around me things work out pretty well in life.

  • ZMG

    What isn't the media investigating these allegations?!
    So, we have a criminal in the white house?
    Why did michelle O go to Spain in secrete…to make a deal?

  • DDCdana

    Is she white? She looks a little dingy. I think she may have some non-white in her DNA. She just pontificates like a guilty white chic.

  • Lorraine

    Thank you for taking on Garafolo. Loved every word of it. Heard you for the first time today on Rusty Humphrie's show. Love Herman Cain – but no one outside of Georgia appreciates him like we do. Maybe we can get him in Saxby Mamby Pamby Chambliss seat. Can't wait to buy both of your books.

    By the way – in response to Rusty's question. A MLK memorial is long over due. The man died while bringing civil rights to untold generations. Few people die for noble causes.

    Tea Party Mom in ATL

  • Lisa

    This was one of the funniest things I ever read.You really out did yourself Kevin. How can anyone take someone who looks that homely serious? It's like you can imagine what her POV is just looking at her. What a waste of O 2.

  • Charlie

    What a refreshing "new" voice in politics. (At least new to me). I heard part of your witty delivery as played on the radio when you filled in for Mark Cox on 09/11/2011. I enjoyed the expressions of your conservitive values as well as your sense of humor. It compelled me to loook for more of you on the internet. I'm looking forward to your message to be expanded to more programs and media!

  • CCNA

    This is a bravest blog I have ever read. Yes, I would like to give you my support Let's go A-racism. Everbody has his own privileges to enjoy the benefits of being here in this world.


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