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The Most Interesting Drone in the World

The Most Interesting Drone in the World, by Kevin Jackson

Just how stupid does the government think we are? The Iranians said that they had our drone, and the Fed acted dumb. The only problem is the Fed wasn’t acting…they are dumb.

The Obama administration reported that “One of our drones is missing.” Our drone was captured.  And when the Iranians released photos of our drone in a blue dress with a stain on it, Obama had to fess up.  He told us what we already knew, that oopsy America, Iran really does have our drone; our ultra-sophisticated, ultra-secret stealth-technology spy drone.

Just how did the Iranians even see our supposedly invisible drone, I haven’t a clue. And when aircraft go missing, don’t they usually CRASH?

Our drone didn’t crash, as the Iranian picture shows nary a scratch on the thing. That drone looks like it just came off the assembly line at General Atomics Aeronautical, as if Obama had the manufacturer ship the dang thing to Iran with a big red Ramadan “Don’t put Christ in X-mas” bow wrapped around it. Allah akbar!

Iran says they intercepted the drone that they weren’t supposed to be able to see by using “electronic warfare.”  Essentially Iran breached our technology as well as our national security. How comforting for America to learn that a country who wants to destroy us now has our latest stealth technology and the nuclear bomb.   “Change I’d like not to believe in.”

After all the posturing three years ago by Obama where he said about Iran, “Iran…they don’t pose a serious threat to us…they’re tiny,” the tiny Iranian ran up to us, cut off our naughty bits and took our lunch money. Our military hasn’t had this much enemy penetration since the 2008 selection of our Jihadist-in-Chief.

America finds itself in the midst of a bona fide hostage crisis, with Jimmy Hussein Carter at the helm.

What’s that saying, “Why worry, when it’s in god’s hands?” Oh and that other saying, “I pay lawyers to worry.”  Well America has both.  Our “leader” is both a god (to the Left) and a former lawyer![1]

America can rest easy as Obama is all over this situation.  Before Hillary could even consider making the 3A call, Obama had already dispatched America’s most powerful new weapon, a weapon that had been developed in a joint venture with the Kenyan government since the 1960’s. Weapon code name: O2 – Obama Oratory.

The time had come for the world to see the new weapon in action.  Obama dispatched Iran O2, complete with tiny teleprompters—the nuclear option when it comes to words. Obama formally requested that Iran give us our drone back.

The request went over like a pregnant pole vaulter, as Iranians took all of a split second to tell us that they are keeping our lunch money and our naughty bits. Iran was not giving back the drone. Then that tiny thug nation has the nerve to demand one of Obama’s famous and much coveted apologies.

“The American espionage drone is now Iran’s property, and our country will decide what steps to take regarding it,” Defense Minister Ahmad Vahidi was quoted as saying by the Isna news agency, following a call for the aircraft’s return by US President Barack Obama on Monday.

One might expect America’s black president to become unplugged, and issue a private communiqué to the Iranians such as follows:

“Not to get all 1970’s ghetto Negro on your ass, but ‘Say WHAT?!’ Don’t make America get all up in your behind, Iran. Remember: The N-word spelled backward is REGGIN, as in Ronald Reagan, biotches!”

But Obama didn’t do that. He’s far too civilized, too contemplative, sophisticated. Why hasn’t Obama sued the Dos Equis dude is a mystery to me, because everybody knows that Obama is the most interesting man in the world. He’s also the smartest guy in the room. He is because Liberals say he is.

America’s Liberal messiah has a new strategy in recovering our drone. That new strategy is to tell Americans that Iranians are too stupid to reverse-engineer it. CNN posted this on the subject:

“It’s a little difficult to know just frankly how much they are going to be able to get from having obtained those parts. I don’t know the condition of those parts, I don’t know exactly what state they’re in,” Panetta told reporters traveling with him en route to Djibouti.  “So it’s a little difficult to tell what they are going to be able to derive from what they have bene able to get.”

Forget that the Iranians managed to steal the drone by intercepting the signal, then landing it safely in Iran. Forget that Iran is building a viable nuclear weapons facility that would be complete were it not for the Israelis. Iran is tiny and STUPID!

And you thought shipping guns to Mexico was a big deal? Stay thirsty, my friends.

That’s my rant!

© 2011 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere, LLC – All Rights Reserved


[1] A lawyer who surrendered his license, essentially before being disbarred.

 
 
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  • Guest woman

    I dunno……… I think he is on Vacation- AGAIN! until after the first of the year. Mentally , anyway

  • Guest woman

    Aha! Not coming home from Iraq……….just gonna send em sideways… to Iran.

  • NSangoma
  • docjohndenver

    If we were going to send a drone to Iran, couldn't we just have sent Al Gore instead? With a little help from the Russians they ought to have this thing reverse engineered real quick. Can't wait till our soldiers are being killed by stealth reapers. But hey, when that happens it will probably be after Obama is out of office and we know the media will blame it on someone else. The mullahs must laugh their hairy asses off at his absurd rhetorical flourishes in the face of our biggest intelligence loss in decades. If only Satanic child-killers cared about diplomacy.

    • Lloyd

      Doc, you know this would not have been lost had Bush not authorized it to be built in the first place.

      • theblacksphere

        LOL! It's Bush's fault!

        • NSangoma

          ~
          Mr Chinese man, I apologise on the part of the US government and its citizens.

          Mr Chinese man, please do not dismantle and reverse engineer our airplane and return it to us in small wooden crates aboard a Russian air freighter. Please, suh! Please!
          –Bush'43
          `

      • Dana

        Or if the Wright brothers had never built that damn plane in the first place. Darn those thrill-seekers!

    • theblacksphere

      LOL, Doc. You were in a feisty mood when you wrote this!

  • docjohndenver

    An excellen point, Lloyd, as always.

  • tRiKsTeRgOd

    IMO – Pres Zero GAVE Iran the drone, against the advice of the Pentagon. He always demonstrates his redistribution theology which is tied to his "Destroy America From Within" scheme ("Hello, Mr. Soros? Your evil plan is on schedule. Thanks, love you too!"). It's also amazing that the first military installation that China is setting up outside their own country is the same place that the drone came down. Go figure!

  • NSangoma

    ~
    Et tu niger; and you too, NegroeCons.

    SIHT, I know white boiz are always looking for a reason for more wars;
    and now, you Negroes too.

    Yallz boi Newt, wants to attack North Korea and Iran to keep them from lofting a pulse bomb at the US; you NegroeCons already on board for that one, too.
    https://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en
    `

    • docjohndenver

      Dear NCarcinoma,

      Your racist filth and uber-hip street language reveals you to be a sad, little person who always wanted to be the bully in the class but you were too much of a wuss to assert yourself. So you make horrible racist rants in an essentially anonymous forum.

    • Meshuggahboy

      A perfect example of what dropping out of school leads to. Do us all a favor and write your resume like that so the real world can weed you out before wasting any time.

    • Lloyd

      Chirp tweet twit chip sing squawk! – Nate
      My bird said you would understand this language since I obviously do not speak your's.

    • ant

      You're gonna get Harry Reid and the Dems all upset up in here. You know they like their Negroes all clean and articulate. You ain't gonna be fetchin' coffee for Bill and Hillary, you keep talkin' like that.

      • theblacksphere

        LOL Ant! We must meet one day!

    • theblacksphere

      Public school, fa sho, NSangoma. I love when you NegroeLibs comment…or is it AfricanAmeriLib? Hehe…

  • Guest woman

    Bring them all home – Now. No more wars.

  • NSangoma

    ~
    Ya boi Bush apologised, and then got the aircraft back in pieces from the Chinese:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mq0zQbvtzM
    `

    • theblacksphere

      AfriBrits are the most fun "silly Negroes" in the WORLD! Thanks for being here NSangoma. Hey do you know where I can get a good prayer rug?

  • Downsouth

    I understand that here in the delusional world of make believe we like to pretend that Bush left our country and the world in great shape. Peace and prosperity for everyone! But some of us with really short memories remember when the world had nuclear monitors in Iraq, Iran, and North Korea to prevent them from developing nuclear weapons. Then when President George Bush proclaimed all three countries the “Axis of Evil” and invaded one (Iraq), the other two (Iran and North Korea) kicked the monitors out of their countries and moved full speed ahead in developing nuclear weapons. I know it’s not Bush’s fault. I’m just saying

    • docjohndenver

      DS, NOBODY here has said Bush left things in great shape and you know it. But Obama is the president now and we are 75% done with his first term (thank God). So at some point this administration will have to own the disastrous effects of its Keynesian economic policies, and its policy of doing nothing with respect to Iran. I have already given Obama credit for killing two people, one of whom is going to give us a Muslim Brotherhood government in Libya. It is time for the president and his supporters to own the country's problems. I cannot imagine what we would hear if a conservative president was still blaming his predecessor three years into the term. Unbelievable. I would think even the left would be tired of the pass-the-buck approach by now.

      • Downsouth

        Well Doc, I would expect only God to be able to fix such enormous problems in 1 year or even 2. I know you hate to hear it, but two wars has ended, the man who attacked us has been brought to justice, we are no longer in a recession, the job market is improving every week, the economy is growing, people are spending, and I can go on with evidence of economic growth and foreign policy successes. But you have not commented on my point that Bush is directly responsible for Iran's push toward development of nuclear wepons. And when did Kadafi stop being a "Mad Man" as described by republicans during the Reagan years. You think if Reagan was successful in his attemp you would be as down on the ouster of Kadafi.

        • docjohndenver

          Its been three years, not one or two. My patients are still being shot at in Afghanistan and Iraq. Ghadaffi was a madman who had no real pull in recent years; the Muslim Brotherhood is an entirely different story. And yes, I would be just as upset if Reagan ousted someone with no knowledge of what would come next. The economy is growing for a few months due to Christmas spending and holiday jobs, but it is still a disaster. Bush is indeed responsible for his unwillingness to do anything to Iran, but he is no longer president. I know I need to keep reminding you of that. Anyway, I understand the blame the prior admin approach when there is nothing to point to other than a couple of dead guys (one of whom was killed using intelligence that came directly from all the things Obama cried about prior to the election). Seriously, though, have a great Christmas DS.

        • docjohndenver

          BTW, DS, when Reagan was president I was a liberal. I once went to a "link arms to end the arms race" rally (admittedly it was just because I was interested in a cute girl, but I went nonetheless). And boy did I turn out to be wrong about a lot of things, economically and geopolitically.

    • theblacksphere

      Sure, Bush did it! LOL. You LibTurds really bring the humor (and idiocy) to the comment threads!

  • NSangoma

    ~
    Mr Chinese man, I apologise on the part of the US government and its citizens.

    Mr Chinese man, please do not dismantle and reverse engineer our airplane and return it to us in small wooden crates aboard a Russian air freighter. Please, suh! Please!
    Bush'43
    `

    • docjohndenver

      NSarcoma,

      Just wanted to remind you again what a pathetic racist pig you are.

    • ant

      We need not worry about the Chinese reverse engineering anything of ours, they've already had it. Clinton and Gore were more than happy to sell them our technology for a little campaign cash. Hey…Obama's on the campaign trail…and now Iran has our tech……do ya think?….Nah, Obama wouldn't do that!….would he?

  • Kenneth

    Obama———now allowing Police to use drones, in America

    VIDEO
    http://s1.zetaboards.com/Express_Yourself/topic/4

    • theblacksphere

      I bet the Iranians are the people monitoring the drones, too! LOL. Don't be surprised if our drones are being controlled by somebody in a Pakistan call center.

      • ant

        Dang. I hope I won't have to call India to fix a traffic ticket or post bail. It already takes me two hours of Indian to English translation just to activate a cell phone.
        BTW, between all the great people, like yourself, Doc, and Meshuggah that I talk to, befriend, and read on 'conservative' sites, I've often thought it would be cool to all get together sometime. When the Dems are out of office we may even have enough money again to throw a real bash.

        • Meshuggahboy

          Good idea Ant, make it Vegas and I'll be there.

        • Lloyd

          Great Idea ant! I know that with this payroll tax extension, I will be able to travel from my home just east of Little Rock to the other end of Little Rock now! Actually it is my belief that the drone was brought down by a kid with a Playstation.
          Meryy Christmas to all and Happy New Year!

  • Actual Grit

    I think the drone was stolen by a double agent. Remember the B-2 that got sold to china? I think the info was sold in order to hack it!
    My recent post ATTORNEY GENERAL HOLDER TIED TO OKC BOMBERS

 
 
 
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