Is it possible to have a state rep (or two) committed to the loony bin? Surely Californians can start a petition on the White House website, right?
“The Senators feel the best course of action is to remove all weapons from law enforcement and private citizens so no one else gets hurt,” said a Senate communications intern. “When the gunman realizes that nobody else is armed, he will lay down his weapons and turn himself in…. that’s just human nature.”