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It’s finally come out.  What I’ve known all along: You shouldn’t watch porn on your smartphone.

The only reason I know this is because you shouldn’t be watching porn ANYWHERE. And because Obama IS porn for the liberal left, it’s best you don’t do that either.  On CNN MoneyTech, writer David Goldman notes that it’s difficult to tell where a website is coming from on your iPhone or Droid or any of a million other intelligent cellular devices.  You can’t simply hover over a url and have it tell you what it is, as you can on a computer at home. Once you click, or rather touch, you’re taken for a ride—and not a good one.

Much like the ride Obama has given us.  A dangerous, taxing, ruinous ride. Porn Obama tears down traditional families. The saddest part is that those who are addicted to porn Obama, still can’t see the harm it does.

I believe there should be a 12 step program out there for those who are trying to kick the porn Obama addiction. Once you start to watch porn Obama on your smartphone, you are more at risk for drinking more of the koolaid downloading malware that can disastrously effect your morality, family, finances smart phone. So if we are going to agree that a 12 step program is necessary, let’s get started:

1. We admit we are powerless over our porn Obama addiction. That our financial and moral compass has been degraded.

2. We come to believe that a Power greater than ourselves and anyone but Obama, can
restore us to sanity.

3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of someone with more
sanity than Obama, like Ronald McDonald or Mickey Mouse.

4. We make a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and just how we became duped
by this socialistic, gun-grabbing, teleprompter-reading president.

5. We admit to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact amount of Liberal Koolaid
we’ve been drinking on a daily basis, and we promise to stop. Cold turkey.

6. We are entirely ready to have anyone with a lick of sense remove all these defects of character. May I suggest subscribing to Kevin Jackson’s mailing list?

7. Humbly ask your Conservative friends to help you remove your shortcomings.

8. Make a list of all persons you have harmed by spouting off liberal talking points and putting Obama/Biden bumper stickers on cars and become willing to make amends to them all.

9. Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. And while you’re at it, get a razor and take that bumper sticker off your car and replace it with something more family friendly.

10. Continue to take personal inventory and when you are wrong by continuing to support candidates without a moral compass and promptly admit it.

11. Seek, through prayer and meditation, to improve your conscious contact with as many God-fearing Christians as possible, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

12. Having a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, try to carry this message to other liberal democrats who see nothing wrong with socialism, gun control, changing the traditional definition of marriage, and rewriting the Constitution to fit their whims.

I’d tell you to use your smartphone to find a nice, safe, conservative chat room where you can get help locating a real life Conservative, but I think it’s too soon for that just yet. After all, an Obama addiction this severe isn’t something you can recover from overnight.

Play it safe and put your smartphone down.


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