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Obama with little girl

Obama with little girl

This one is ripe for a CAPTION? How about, “Don’t act like you don’t see your REAL birth certificate, Barry!”

OR, what about, “I don’t talk to CHEATERS, Mr. Fraudulent President!”

Surely you can come up with something fun. Who knows, we might give the winner something really cool!


Kevin Jackson's hilarious take on Race-Pimping: The Multi-Trillion Dollar Business of Liberalism!

Enjoy this excerpt from the book:

"In actuality, black people will go to substandard hospitals, wait in long lines behind illegal immigrants, and be treated like non-citizens, as there simply won’t be enough healthcare to go around. There will be the occasional lucky few who will receive treatment, and we will parade them around like championship rings, thus continuing the ruse. As you can see, we’ve left out nothing. We touch more on this in Chapter 10: Promise Everything, Deliver Nothing. If for some reason we happen to run out of blacks, we will be able to apply our trade to the Mexicans with little disruptions. Plans are already underway for our next edition in this “How To” series: How to be a Latino "Race Pimp for Fun and Profit…even if you’re Illegal."

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  • Kathleen Schultz

    Obama: “Look into my eyes and I will hypnotize you into believing that big government is good.” Little girl: “What you talkin’ about, Barry?”

  • Joeli Not-soonEnough Jackson

    How ’bout “Are you trying to find a clue?”

  • Joshua Eagle

    See! Even under this microscope, I can clearly tell you didn’t build that!

  • Greg T


  • Bill Doc Lupetti

    Look at him keep a straight face when His lies are so big in front of him.

  • DaddyE

    Umm, it’s not a mirror dude!

  • Bill Doc Lupetti

    He thinks that is one of his teleprompters. Wait till I tell my girlfriends how stupid he is.

  • Sam Spirit Wolf Shoemaker

    My Mommy told me to NEVER Lie !

  • 13shadesofgray

    “He shouldn’t need a magnifying glass to see what’s in the Constitution…”

  • John Gutierrez

    You can stop looking for your intelligence Mr. President, it doesn’t exist!!!


    Romper, stomper, bomper boo!


    Romper, stomper, bomper, boo. Who do I see in the magic mirror today?

  • Luther Lancaster

    Real scientist use things like this all the time!

  • Dory Mills

    CAPTION: “‘Ewwww, you’re ugly.’ Out of the Mouths of Babes.” Or ‘”Out of the Mouths of Babes, ‘Ewwww, you’re ugly.'”

  • Ashley Lowe Nance

    Liar, liar pants on fire.

  • Lighspeed Snail

    Is that a fly?

  • Johnny Bennett

    If you’re looking for your brain, I think I saw it roll under that chair over there…

  • 82ABNwife

    You don’t need a magnifying glass to see the facts on Benghazi!


    What are you looking for, Mr. President, a balanced budget?

  • Lighspeed Snail

    Duh! You’re going to need a microscope to see your approval ratings.

  • 82ABNwife

    You are almost as enthused to be here for this photo opt as I am to be stuck next to you!

  • Lighspeed Snail

    Yes, I’m Alice and you’re Tweedle Dumb!

  • Mitman

    Get this guy a thicker glass, he still can’t see the 2nd amendment.

  • Laura Chamberlain

    Do you actually believe the crap you say?

  • Lighspeed Snail

    You’ve got a wart on your nose. Are you a witch?

  • CommonSense Sally

    Ewww!!! I can see his nose hairs!!

  • Mary

    Use this magnifying glass Mr. President, we’ll look for even a grain of truth on Benghazi together.

  • Mary

    You see Julia, this fleck here under this magnifier? That’s how much I care about America.

  • Rosemary White

    Seriously Mr. Spender and chief, you honestly expect me to believe that I’m not going to be saddled with your massive debt? Right!!

  • Jacob

    You’re pointing it like you are the economy… The wrong direction.

  • Sue Nelke

    Well little girl… I see DEBT, UNEMPLOYMENT, WELFARE, TAXES…..did I Do That?

  • Nancy Herrington

    hey obummer is that what you really think of us?…. so small that you have to look at us through a magnifieing glass? well see this jerkoff……….middle finger salute!

  • Sue Nelke

    Well little girl… I see DEBT, UNEMPLOYMENT, WELFARE, TAXES…..did I do that?

  • Stan Bortner

    Are you Will Smith??? You have the same ears as he does, but he’s a lot funnier and I don’t think he lies like the teacher told us you do…

  • Barbara Parsons Fensch

    I’m sorry sir, but My Mommy taught me it is not nice to lie. That is a magnifying glass, not a lice detector. Do you ever tell the truth????

  • Kari

    She looks like I feel… how about “You disgust me.”

    • urbanvrwcmom

      Especially with that two-legged rat sitting nearby!

  • Basher04

    Umm, thats America, not ants.

  • DennisF

    Does this idiot REALLY believe that is a portable teleprompter?

  • Trevor Hayes

    Oh please, dude! You’re gonna sit there and act interested in details NOW?!

  • Jerry Carlson

    We’re called “children” Mister President. We are the result of what happens when a fetus successfully dodges the sharp, surgical steel of your abortionists’ scalpel. OR when a daughter decides to “punish” herself with a baby.

  • Gina Collins

    You taking that as my ‘fair share’ jerko?

  • Teresa Ward

    Yeah, right!

  • Nathan Krambule

    I don’t care what Chris Rock said….You are NOT my daddy.

  • Gayle Thornton Peters

    You have got to be kidding me! You mean I will have to pay for all your spending, and my children too?

  • Jessica

    I know you are REALLY Penny Proud’s daddy from the Proud family!

  • fred griffin

    Ive already told you Mr. President, there is no fine print in the Constitution that says yoi can change it!

  • Misty A Anderson

    Please don’t late term abort me

  • disqus_PfF4MTrQKg

    Where was Planned Parenthood when you were born in Kenya?

  • Michael Foster

    Ah… Like wow, you’re such a bullshit artist

  • urbanvrwcmom

    Those are magnifying glasses, not teleprompter screens, you bonehead!

  • Stephen Schmidt

    If you handle that like you handle the presidency, I’m going to get burned.

  • urbanvrwcmom

    Whether your initials are B.O. or B.S. either way, you stink!

  • Tony Chaney

    Are you kidding me, you need a magnifying glass to see the white-out on your birth-certificate and social security card?

  • AFett

    Seriously, you need a magnifying glass to see all those numbers you added to our national debt?

  • denise0513

    You don’t need a magnifying glass to know what happened in Benghazi.

  • Kent Martin

    This one is a jackass!

  • Freedom

    Your the one who caused all the pain and my Daddy is serving overseas and you don’t care what happens to him.

  • Dennis Merrill

    That awkward moment when she is ‘just not that in to you’.

  • Nina Hoover

    Even a little kid ,can spot a phony a mile away!

  • Jeannieology

    “My Mom said you kill babies, so are you looking for a little girl to kill too?”

  • Elise77

    “Omg. No, it’s not broke. I already told you, it’s not a Teleprompter.”

  • Elise77

    President Obama, joining preschooler Susie Miller at the science exploration table, examines specially-made life-sized models of his heart and Vice President Joe Biden’s brain.
    Susie suggests they try the microscope.

  • Jacob Lamont

    “You think my mommy should have the right to kill me if I were still in her tummy.”

  • Jefferson

    Sorry, even with a magnifying glass, there’s nobody here who’s eligible to tax.

  • Freedom

    Your doing wrong like everything else!!!!

  • Anita G Flippo Hitchcock

    Looking for a clue, cause you sure don’t have one!

  • Caral Freeman

    who is he trying to impress? I’m not the one that has to hide my school records.

  • Misty A Anderson

    Look really close mr president your soul is in there somewhere

  • urbanvrwcmom

    I have a higher regard for Dr. Ben Carson than I have for you. Dr Carson heals children; you kill children.

  • DogmaelJones1

    Darling, why did you hand me a magnifying glass to review all my accomplishments? Or is this a microscope? .


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