In a move sure to cause speculation on Toni Braxton’s sanity, it is reported that she’s “retiring” from music, and she wants to play a Lesbian.
First, you don’t retire from music, music retires you. You are either selling hit records or you are not. Your previous music is either selling or it is not. It’s that simple. It’s not like Vanilla Ice was a boxer and got knocked the heck out. He is a one-hit wonder who couldn’t come up with anything better than “Ice Ice Baby.” In Braxton’s case, she has a few more hits than “Ice,” but she hasn’t done much since her debut quite a few years back.
As for wanting to play a Lesbian, I get it. At first I didn’t, but think about the Lesbians who have made it.
Rosie O’Donnell had her TV show.
Ellen Degeneres has her own TV show.
Keith Olbermann had her own TV show.
It's FINALLY HERE!
Kevin Jackson's hilarious take on Race-Pimping: The Multi-Trillion Dollar Business of Liberalism!
Enjoy this excerpt from the book:
"The money in diversity is enormous, even bigger than former sportscaster turned political pundit turned sportscaster Keith Olbermann’s ego. Wouldn’t you like to be a “reverend” and father children out of wedlock without repercussions? If you study hard, this book will teach you how to have your non-profit organization pay your mistress and your child support – all at the same time. You must be so black that if you eat sushi, watch reruns of Dawson’s Creek and Friends, or enjoy the ballet, you will hang yourself."