In a move sure to cause speculation on Toni Braxton’s sanity, it is reported that she’s “retiring” from music, and she wants to play a Lesbian.
First, you don’t retire from music, music retires you. You are either selling hit records or you are not. Your previous music is either selling or it is not. It’s that simple. It’s not like Vanilla Ice was a boxer and got knocked the heck out. He is a one-hit wonder who couldn’t come up with anything better than “Ice Ice Baby.” In Braxton’s case, she has a few more hits than “Ice,” but she hasn’t done much since her debut quite a few years back.
As for wanting to play a Lesbian, I get it. At first I didn’t, but think about the Lesbians who have made it.
Rosie O’Donnell had her TV show.
Ellen Degeneres has her own TV show.
Keith Olbermann had her own TV show.
It's FINALLY HERE!
Kevin Jackson's hilarious take on Race-Pimping: The Multi-Trillion Dollar Business of Liberalism!
Enjoy this excerpt from the book:
"In actuality, black people will go to substandard hospitals, wait in long lines behind illegal immigrants, and be treated like non-citizens, as there simply won’t be enough healthcare to go around. There will be the occasional lucky few who will receive treatment, and we will parade them around like championship rings, thus continuing the ruse. As you can see, we’ve left out nothing. We touch more on this in Chapter 10: Promise Everything, Deliver Nothing. If for some reason we happen to run out of blacks, we will be able to apply our trade to the Mexicans with little disruptions. Plans are already underway for our next edition in this “How To” series: How to be a Latino "Race Pimp for Fun and Profit…even if you’re Illegal."