In a move sure to cause speculation on Toni Braxton’s sanity, it is reported that she’s “retiring” from music, and she wants to play a Lesbian.
First, you don’t retire from music, music retires you. You are either selling hit records or you are not. Your previous music is either selling or it is not. It’s that simple. It’s not like Vanilla Ice was a boxer and got knocked the heck out. He is a one-hit wonder who couldn’t come up with anything better than “Ice Ice Baby.” In Braxton’s case, she has a few more hits than “Ice,” but she hasn’t done much since her debut quite a few years back.
As for wanting to play a Lesbian, I get it. At first I didn’t, but think about the Lesbians who have made it.
Rosie O’Donnell had her TV show.
Ellen Degeneres has her own TV show.
Keith Olbermann had her own TV show.
It's FINALLY HERE!
Kevin Jackson's hilarious take on Race-Pimping: The Multi-Trillion Dollar Business of Liberalism!
Enjoy this excerpt from the book:
"Meanwhile, you are firmly in control. If (actually, when) you experience problems with poverty, crime, gangs, lack of urban development in cities where you have a black mayor, a black congressman, a black city manager, a black superintendent of schools, a black county treasurer, a black chief of police, a black fire chief, blacks on the county Board of Supervisors, blacks on the school board, etc., find ONE white man, preferably a Republican to blame for all those problems. If one doesn’t exist, don’t be afraid to refurbish one, even if you have to blame Republican Presidents George W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, Herbert Hoover, or T.R. Roosevelt."