It’s official. Either Chelsea Clinton has a latent death wish, or the sole progeny of the supposed “smartest woman in the world” isn’t all that bright.
A little background: Ivy League-educated Chelsea Clinton attended Stanford University, NYU, and Columbia University, and even the University of Oxford. Yet, despite the hundreds of thousands of dollars in elite education, it appears that Bill Clinton’s little girl who grew up to be Marc Mezvinsky’s wife doesn’t have the brainpower of a pea.
Speaking at the recent Women Deliver conference, which should have been called the Women Please Don’t Deliver conference, abortion advocate Chelsea Clinton was pontificating on the tragedy of her great grandmother Della Murray delivering her maternal grandmother Dorothy Howell Rodham out of wedlock.
Chelsea told her rapt audience of equally intellectually-challenged liberals, who probably applauded wildly at her deep insights on disposing of unborn babies, that her great grandparents Edwin and Della “did not have access to services that are so crucial that Planned Parenthood helps provide.”
In other words, two generations later, Chelsea Clinton regrets that in 1919 Great Grandma Howell didn’t have access to a clinic that would have eliminated little Dorothy. Apparently Chelsea is upset that the late Dorothy was born, grew up and eventually gave birth to Chelsea’s beloved mother Hillary who then, in turn, gave birth to Chelsea.
Yoo hoo, Chelsea! Della + Dorothy = Hillary = Chelsea. Della – Dorothy = Hillary & Chelsea.
It's FINALLY HERE!
Kevin Jackson's hilarious take on Race-Pimping: The Multi-Trillion Dollar Business of Liberalism!
Enjoy this excerpt from the book:
"The money in diversity is enormous, even bigger than former sportscaster turned political pundit turned sportscaster Keith Olbermann’s ego. Wouldn’t you like to be a “reverend” and father children out of wedlock without repercussions? If you study hard, this book will teach you how to have your non-profit organization pay your mistress and your child support – all at the same time. You must be so black that if you eat sushi, watch reruns of Dawson’s Creek and Friends, or enjoy the ballet, you will hang yourself."