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This week the nation found out two very important things:  If you heckle Michelle Obama, she’ll shut up and leave; and if you don’t give Obama written remarks, she has nothing to say except “Uhhh…Uh…Uhhh…People!”

In San Jose, California, prior to arriving at the Sunnylands China-US diplomacy summit, Mr. Obama (who’s going stag for the weekend) sauntered out to the podium at a Democratic fundraising event to say a few words about things like the NSA scandal.  Once there, he found out that if someone doesn’t tell him what to say, he doesn’t know what to say.

Not only was the trusty Teleprompter missing, but the Paul Winchell Obama aides had forgotten to provide President Knucklehead Smiff with his remarks.

Standing there like a big doofus, Obama said, “My remarks are not sitting here. I’m uhhh….people….oh goodness….uhhhh…folks are sweating back there right now.”

No – the one who was sweating it right there was the big shot whose only aptitude is looking from side to side to read off a pair of Teleprompters, like a bobblehead or a tennis spectator.

Stuttering and stammering Barack Obama being viewed as some sort of eloquent orator is like a person who can barely scramble an egg being promoted as a world-renowned chef.  It’s bogus!

Anyway, while a group of people stood around behind him giggling uncomfortably, to bide time Obama shifted around, smiled, and mumbled these inspiring words: “Uhhh…um…ah…um…uhhh” – until some lackey who nearly tripped over their own feet stumbled out with a script so that the most knowledgeable, insightful, articulate speechmaker in the history of the world knew what it was he was supposed to say.


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  • Work2SnowSki

    Too funny, bet we won’t see that incessantly played on the Major News channels like had it been Bush. Thanks for the laugh Jeannie!

    • Jeannieology

      I’m glad it made you smile!

      • Work2SnowSki

        The pleasure was all mine, but now I’m busy reading, agreeing and laughing at your other articles. You now have a new reader/fan.

        • Jeannieology

          Why thank you. God bless.

        • Jeannieology

          if you’re interested all my articles are at — all five years worth – Lord have mercy.

          • Work2SnowSki

            Thanks, I’m there for the duration!

    • charfoxt

      except if they use it as “see, he’s just like us, personable….”

    • kd6888

      If this was a Republican politician it would be 24/7 news from the left stream media.

  • texasgirl46

    Pathetic moron…

  • charfoxt

    …”he” has nothing to say, right? or are purposely using “she?”

  • Sam Stephens

    Where’s the teleprompter when you need it?

    • mac12sam12

      The teleprompter is Vallerie Jarret.

      • Jake Monnett

        Isn’t she Barry’s Ho?

        • mac12sam12

          Barry’s ho is first boy toy Reggie.

  • mac12sam12

    THe left made fun of Bush’s lack of speaking skills but at least he could talk with notes or a teleprompter. This is what you get with AffirmativeAction. Incompetence.

  • LiberalBoycotter

    Great story, and we all know you will only hear it here, as the MSM, won’t be talking about this as they are way too busy kissing Barry’s butt!


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