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Michelle ObamaOn January 17th First Lady Michelle Obama turns 50 years old.

Menopausal Michelle is about to mark a half-century of a truly remarkable life. And a nation reeling from insurance premium sticker shock, higher income taxes for those with income, and healthcare horrors is about to be unmercifully subjected to hearing about yet another fun Obama family celebrity-filled gala.

Michelle’s big 5-0 arrives on a Friday, so the White House planned the birthday bash for the following night. The guest list is still a big mystery, but one would guess that Beyoncé and Jay-Z (Bey and Jay) will attend because according to “Save-the-Date” emails the party is supposed to be a “Let’s Move!” extravaganza dubbed alliteratively as “Snacks & Sips & Dancing & Dessert.”

In fact, on a December 16th visit to a children’s hospital, Michelle announced that her birthday celebration “might involve some dancing. A little Dougie.”

And that it will!  Guests are being instructed to wear comfy shoes, to eat before they arrive and, between now and the big day, to spend time practicing their best Napoleon Dynamite dance moves. In other words: cheap hosts, no food, AARP-approved footwear, and a full night of “Sweating to the Oldies!”

Yes folks, this is sure to be a party anybody 50 and over would hate to miss.

Quite frankly, although Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid would never admit it, for the Centrum Silver/Cialis/estrogen patch crowd they run with, staying home in slippers and drooling on the couch is probably more appealing, especially if Beyoncé shows up and insists on burning up the dance floor in spike heels.

And the “eat before you come” instructions! Is that any way for a “piece of the pie/share the wealth” advocate to treat guests? If an Italian were in the White House the instructions would read:

“Come ready to mangia! Wear really loose pants, and if you make a pig of yourself, non ti preoccupare, no one will notice if you grab a nap between dinner and dessert.”

Despite the secretive nature of the guest list, one person did let the ‘Dougie out of the bag,’ so to speak: Vice chairperson of the Democrat National Committee, the naturally silver-haired, 54-year-old Donna Brazile, who is one of the lucky ones to receive a “Save-the-Date” email in her inbox.

Gushing with accolades and fond appreciation for Michelle Obama, Donna recounted what went on in the East Room after Barack was inaugurated around this time last year.  According to Ms. Brazile, after banishing wayward flies from the premises, Mrs. Obama let her hair down and proceeded to ‘raise the roof’ and let her Dougie fly.

Evidently, when R&B soul pop star, Janelle Monáe Robinson (who is no relation to Michelle LaVaughn Robinson), was about to perform, the first lady, who typically dons a sourpuss at funerals and international events, “just lit up like a spark was inside her.”

Brazile didn’t elaborate on whether the first lady’s spontaneous reaction was in response to Janelle Monáe taking to the stage, Michelle’s outfit catching fire on a lit candle, or if she was still effervescent over her poor excuse for a president husband somehow managing to finagle another four years to screw up the country.

Either way, what Donna Brazile shared was downright bloodcurdling: “We cleared the tables and we all just started dancing. We danced the night away.”

Except for when her macho husband is doing the salsa with gorgeous Mexican pop star Thalia, or snapping selfies with a Danish hottie, Donna said that the happy, cheery woman America sees bubbling over with enthusiasm every day, why, “That’s Michelle. She’s spontaneous, she’s energetic, and she gets the moment and appreciates every second she is surrounded with friends and family.”

“She’s a history-maker, a trailblazer, but she’s simply Michelle, a down-home, down-to-earth woman of tremendous grace,” Brazile oozed, “she’s become more gracious as time goes by.”

Donna Brazile also pointed out that “That girl can dance.” Like a cockatoo grooving to the beat, Donna said, “That woman can still shake a tail feather.”

While visuals like that are fascinating, they’re really not necessary because to the delight of many, on more than one occasion, Michelle has exhibited her prowess boogying on the dance floor.

Take for instance when she gamboled with Ellen DeGeneres, shook her groove thing on iCarly, and more memorably on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon when, together with his first lady dance partner, Jimmy demonstrated “The Evolution of Dance” in mom clothes.

Hey! For Michelle’s birthday, and in honor of heroic Robin Roberts finally acknowledging her homosexuality, Fallon should consider reaffirming the LGBT community by agreeing to attend the dance party in drag and thrill the guests by doing an encore “Dougie” with the birthday girl.

In the meantime, as Obamacare woes befall the rest of the country and America “Starves & Slips & Howls & Hurts,” we all breathlessly await further details on Michelle Obama’s “Snacks & Sips & Dances & Desserts” birthday event.

 
 
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  • Alexxthegreat

    We have become a nation of droolers and fan freaks.

    • Alfreda P.

      As opposed to when Ron and Nancy Reagan were painting the White House gold and the country started wearing red suits (even for women who didn’t work beyond telling their nannies what to do) and power suits.
      Conspicuous consumption- that is old and not liberal.

      • infadelicious

        Waaaah ! Mommy they started it!

        • Alfreda P.

          Wow. No valid points. No educated response. You are a true conservatives.

          • infadelicious

            And you whine away. Pointing to someone else’s bad behaviour is not a valid excuse for the present conspicuous gluttonous consumers in chief

          • Alfreda P.

            Thanks for your posts. You and others are helping me a lot with a project we are working on. Its important to get informations and typical responses of average conservatives.

            For example, you aren’t you pointing to the conspicious consumption of of the “consumers in chief” to deflect from conservative accesses?
            Its important that people like you get as many opportunities as possible to explain your beliefs and why you speak/post the way you do.
            There is a consistancy in the way conservatives respond to questions and criticize liberals and minorities. My goal and the hope of others is to write a book on (with solid examples) the so-called Conservative American.
            To me, you are a classic example. Whether I like you or not. Whether you make sense or not. Your way of thinking and processing fact is common in this country and effects the vote.

          • infadelicious

            Too bad you are such a typical blindly obedient koolaid drinking liberal idealogue that you will only write the usual crap ” facts” as you see them through bigoted hateful eyes. You are the one who deflected from the original topic of obama’s lavish trip, REMEMBER? You did this by whining about the Reagans. so dont accuse others of what you are in fact doing. Maybe you are a little senile. You are making assumptions about everyone on here who dares disagree with your mind numbingly stupid attempts to defend the inept epic failure we have for a president. You know nothing about me or anyone else you talk to on here, but you’re a democrat so that does not matter. You don’t see individuals , you see skin color, gender, ethnicity , and/ or sexual orientation. You need to do this so you can put everyone into a nice neat little labelled box Each box containing a special interest group to be pandered to for a vote . Try voting sometime for content of character and not skin color or what sex parts are in their pants or skirt. Martin Luther King would puke watching this president squander the opportunity to bring people together and make a mark on history in a good way. Instead Obama chooses to be petty and divisive. Sickening There ya go bigot, stick that in your book

          • FreeNewYork P.

            ” original topic of obama’s lavish trip……..You are making assumptions about everyone on here who dares disagree with your mind numbingly stupid attempts to defend ……you see skin color, gender, ethnicity , and/ or sexual orientation”
            ****You don’t even make sense. You just make up stuff to rant and get mad when someone asks you to prove or explain where you got it.*****

          • infadelicious

            You ignored the fact that I pointed out it was you deflecting. I am not going to say it again. You obviously have trouble remembering what the thread is about and what YOU have written. Suggest you read previous posts then comment and I am not mad at all . I have seen many people that see things the way you do always looking for any thing they can spin into racism or bigotry as being the reason the president is a failure. Name calling and labelling are typically thrown out first or they can always use ” Bush did it” or in your case ” Reagan ” nope! Not mad … Just shaking head in disbelief at blindly obedient sheep still idolizing a dangerously inept petulant president

          • FreeNewYork P.

            [[[OK. This is a great opportunity to break things down into simple bites and give you a chance to respond clearly.

            Example: Some blacks scream about a black males being killed by a white or cops, but some people point out that black-on-black crime is worse. So why are these blacks screaming about white-on-black? Those critics of people who question blacks could say "you are just deflecting from white racism and police brutality".]]]

            You ranted (inaccurately) about that “…. moochelle will be scarfin’ down lobster tacos and fois gras washed down with tumblers of butter and expensive booze…” I point out that you are being grossly insulting and exaggerating. I added that we both know how lavishly Republicans lived (with Reagans living in the 80′s like pre-revolutions France. I can post examples of Ron and Nancy’s clothing spending, parties, luxury horse ranch vacations, and expensive psychic that Nancy brought to White House). Your response was that I’m deflecting…….and always looking for any thing they can spin into racism or bigotry?

            You were also the one who was name calling and you continue to not prove your claims about me (or the Obamas). You just name call and rant about “pits” and Shalom and “obedient sheep”.

            People like you seem full of hate and bias that you can’t match with facts . You post awful, crude, or bizarrely juvenile insults, false claims, and you support people who post slurs. It doesn’t make sense. When asked why you hate Michelle Obama and the President you just hurl weird stories, say she is a fat bigot who mooches off the tax payer and Barack is the worst Prez EVER! But those are insults and rants- that doesn’t explain WHY you are insulting them and ranting. What are the actual FACTS to support your statements and vitriol?

            Here is your chance- Please give example of why Obama is ” dangerously inept petulant president”. Check all the boxes,please. He is *dangerous* +*inept* +*petulant*. Give at least 2 examples.

            Your type are very wordy- which is great ….if you are actually saying something that is true or makes sense.

          • infadelicious

            1. I don’t need you to break anything down into “bites” for me.
            2. Your arrogance is puke worthy, much like obozo’s
            3. i’d rather have a psychic at the white house than some of the cop killer and terrorists and Anti-American sympathisers this “commander in chief” has entertained at my expense
            4. You continue to deflect from the bad behavior (to put it mildly) of this president and his ungrateful bitter wife.
            5. you start a lot of your sentences with “people like you” and “your type”. Everyone uses these occasionally, but your posts are peppered with them and with hate and stubborn bigotry.
            6. I could give a democrat’s patoot about your “perceived” racist slurs of other posters . It’s not my job to go after other people for what they post. I have already fought that fight against racist lefties on another site. I was called all kinds of vulgar names and 4 or 5 other lefties upvoted the name caller gleefully, then I was called a ni**er, then a ni**er-lover and when those names didn’t get me mad he called me a fa**ott. So I called the 4 or 5 upvoters out as they had suddenly went silent when one of their own (liberal) was blatantly using slurs of all kinds . crickets and tumbleweeds. They are still MIA. Hypocritical liberals . Guess they figured no blacks or gays were around so it’s ok to be racist. Even one liberal clown, THS Warrior, who claims to be a retired civil rights lawyer didn’t utter a peep about it……. sickening. So miss Thing, go after the racists and bigots in your own party and quit trying to race bait conservatives cause I ain’t buying what you are selling. MLK said “it’s not the words of your enemies that will be remembered , it is the silence of your friends” go after your friends Miss new york, alfreda or whatever name you are going by today. Have a great day, I don’t need your little homework assignments asking me to give examples. there are so many in front of your face. you’re obviously too closed minded, maybe it’s your age, or maybe you’re too biased to even try to see things as they really are.

          • edro3111

            No valid points? Again. let’s see Obama’s personal vacation and party expenditures figures compared against any other POTUS….Can’t do it can you?

          • FreeNewYork P.

            Wait a minute. Do you understand what you just posted?

            You are saying that I can’t get the price list for Obamas parties and vacations (along with other POTUS) to prove that they haven’t spent more money than all others.

            But if I can’t, then neither can YOU (to prove that the Obamas are spending more).

            Thats like saying neither you or I were on the moon for the first moon walk (in 1969) you can say the who thing was made up and there is no moon!

            [[(Look up Joan Quigley- she was the psychic who was paid enough by the Reagans while they were in office - for her to devote her "talents" exclusively to them. Nancy and Ron flew her in to Washington in emergencies (like when Reagan was shot). (her only client for years).Please post your expenditures figures on the Obamas parties. I promise I will use the FACTS you have to make comparisons. So far you guys are making up amounts. You don't really think the Reagans spent less money, come on)]]

          • Pam Dunn

            the only “NO EDUCATED RESPONSE” is YOU moron; Nothing but lying spews of lies and made up fantasies.

          • FreeNewYork P.

            Please explain your post. For example, copy/paste something I posted that was a lie or fantasy and explain (with facts) why it is a lie or fantasy. Thanks.

          • kittycatrat

            Pam, really. You must lay off the vodka when you take your meds. While we find you quite amusing this is becoming tedious. Now, your toilet is over flowing and your grand kiddy that is the offspring of your daughter in jail seems to be making you life quite difficult. We get that, yet your diarrhea on line is becoming beyond tolerable. Now focus upon your landlord as he is slamming your door and is quite angry that Leroy is smoking crack.

            Smooches!!

      • infadelicious

        More like conspicuous gluttony and theft with the obamas

        • Alfreda P.

          Please explain. Gluttony and theft of Obamas. Thanks.

          • infadelicious

            They are the ones who need to explain their theft and gluttony.

      • Pam Dunn

        Nothing but slander and lies about the Reagans BUT STILL unable to name ANYTHING in defense of the loser in the white house and his big butted moocher of a wife.

        • FreeNewYork P.

          How is it slander? The Reagans paid Joan Quigley – a psychic – so much money that at one point this woman had the Reagans as her only client. She was flown in by the Reagans to the White House on numerous occasions and she was flown in shortly after Ron was shot by John Hickley. That is just one example of the Reagans bizarre and lavish spending. Nancy wore only pricey designer clothes. So expensive was her habit, that she started getting criticsim for spending. That solution? Designers were allowed to “give”Nancy clothes. Then she would donate the outifts to museums. Years later, her wardobe was still so pricey that the value created a tax debt (its like owning hundreds of pricey painting. See People Mag. Jan 1990 “Nancy Reagan’s Fancy Freebies May Cost the Former First Couple a Pretty Penny in Back Taxes”.
          ***Why do you call Michelle big butt? What size are you? Michelle is smaller than BOTH Mrs. Bushs. I don’t get that. ***How is she mooching? Why do you guys repeat childing names you hear from Limbaugh or FOX?

          {As for defending the Obamas, I have here. I just did now. People posted that Michelle’s text to Robin was racial. I repeatedly proved that false- just like I did here. But people like you just keep ranting stuff.}

  • larry

    I stll say she is a man

    • infadelicious

      everybody…….dance…NOW!!!!! ……..

      • Alfreda P.

        Stupid. You don’t have a real reason to hate her so you call her names and insult her for promoting physical fitness and dancing?

        • infadelicious

          Money boo boo is a bigoted hippo- crite

          • Alfreda P.

            OK? So you’re trying to make me angry. I get it. But whats the point? Conservatives don’t make sense.

          • Pam Dunn

            NO, we all KNOW that you are an idiot and should be locked safely away.

          • FreeNewYork P.

            Once again…..just insults and irrrational responses. You can’t even support your statements or explain why I am wrong.

        • edro3111

          The physical fitness ain’t working. Ever see a rear end view of her wide ass?

          • infadelicious

            Only on panoramic photo or mural on an 18 wheeler

          • FreeNewYork P.

            What was the point of that insult? You don’t like Barack’s stance on gun control so you call his wife a wide ass?
            You don’t like Michelle’s fitness campaign? Why?
            Oh let me guess, you don’t want her telling you what to eat. Or Moochelle is the reason why kids are coming home from school hungry. Those 2 stupid comments are often passed around.
            But you don’t have to follow any of the eaing guideline the GOVERNMENT suggested (long before Michelle) and the changes in school lunches should not affect a kid who has eaten a proper breakfast (your job) and a proper dinner the night before (your job).
            Again, what you posted was very nasty and hateful, but you are not explaining WHY. {I know free speech, right? BTW- I could say Barbara Bush’s literacy program failed since bungling Bush Jr. stil couldn’t read or speak in proper sentences. Anyone can be snarky with anything- but what is the point? I liked Barbara Bush and her reading efforts}

      • medivac

        Looks like a cow making a pie to me !!

        • ImAPepper1942

          Looks more like a cow taking a pee!

      • lestref

        Progs keepin’ it classy! OMG – We’ve got a “twerking” FL-HO-TUS. What an embarrassment!

  • Alfreda P.

    Wow! This is one of the dumbest, juvenile things I have ever read. White women and black men do a great job of promoting petty, juvenile snarky, racial, class, and political slap fights- that help nothing.

    1) So……Michelle was excited to see R&B soul pop star, Janelle Monáe Robinson perform? This means……..what? You think she is gay or has poor taste in music?
    2) Michelle…….”who typically dons a sourpuss at funerals and international events, “just lit up like a spark was inside her.”***** So Michelle Obama is bad for looking unhappy or restrained at funerals and long, ceremonial events? And? This makes her an “angry…….woman”.

    3) Michelle is a sour puss at funeral (bad) and cheerful at parties……”Except for when her macho husband is doing the salsa with gorgeous Mexican pop star Thalia, or snapping selfies with a Danish hottie”**** What does one woman being “gorgeous Mexican” and the other being “Danish hottie” have to do with anything? Why bring up their race- they have names? Are you saying Michelle is a typical black woman who is jealous of white and hispanic women? Why are conservatives pulling that racist crap?
    {{How does this crap apply or contribute to any political debate? How does this contribute to the (BS) claims by conservatives of NOT wanting a race conscious society? Oh….let me guess….no one said anything about race. I’m just reading that into it.}}}

    • infadelicious

      Nice talking with you ;-). Now the nice nurse will help you on with your new jacket and if you’re good the doctor will give you those pills you like then we’ll wheel you over to the window– you can watch the squirrels gather nuts. You like the squirrels don’t you Alfreda?

    • Pam Dunn

      STILL NO 5 Things Oboozo did that was good for this country.
      Typical liberal moronic troll; Nothing but doggy poo because its not smart enough to even find a pig sty.

      • FreeNewYork P.

        “Typical liberal moronic troll…… doggy poo because its not smart enough to even find a pig sty…”

        That doesn’t even make sense. Please explain ONE thing in this post. Example: “liberal moronic troll….”- please copy/paste something I posted here that supports that comment.
        [[[Troll= someone who goes on messageboards soley to spit insults, crude joke, lies ,or to start fights and disrupt. Trolls do not answer questions or use facts to support what they post. They are there to disrupt rational discussion and debate.]]]

  • Alfreda P.

    I guess I am the only one who rememebers the legendary Ron and Nancy Reagan galas.
    Pre-revolution France was not match and all on the struggling 1980′s tax dime (admittedly the liberal Kennedy’s could do it up too)

    • infadelicious

      the real travesty is moochelle will be scarfin’ down lobster tacos and fois gras washed down with tumblers of butter and expensive booze…………while the veterans benefits are slashed………. shameful when done by either party……

      • Alfreda P.

        ***Shameful when done by any party? Scarfing down lobster tacos and fois gras…? ***
        That’s not even a statement- just a nutty rant. If shameful by any party, why are you insulting Michelle Obama? Did the Obama’s cut Veteran’s Benefits? My info says Bush father and son, began the entitlement cuts that included veterans.
        You do remember the Bush’s and their parties, don’t you? Why do you conservatives do that nonsense? It was Bush who sent soldiers to war and didn’t even provide them with money and proper supplies (their families were sending them care packages of tooth paste, snacks, and bullet proof jackets) yet Republican friends got defense contracts that cost tax payers FAR more than the services. All this is fact. Not a nutty rant. I didn’t say “Bush was and the twins were drinking champange will US soldiers starved”.
        ****Why are you calling her Moochelle? Because Rush Limbaugh made up the schoolyard name or is it a variation of welfare queen? You people spend so much time calling Michelle Obama fat, ugly, moocher, who is angry black woman, and jealous of blonds- I don’t get it. That’s not true. If you hate her for good reason, why can’t you just post those REAL reasons? You don’t have to name call or invents “lobster taco….expensive booze” comments. I can copy/paste links on Reagan/Bush/Bush Jr parties and the details, you know?
        Please explain how Michelle Obama is mooching off of you? Give evidence, please (not weirdo conservative allegations). Michelle is getting/spending more than Mrs. Bush and the wild child Bush girls (who cost millions for secret service to protect as they drank underage). Michelle spent more than Nancy Reagan.

        • infadelicious

          Yawn.

          • Alfreda P.

            Yea. Conservatives don’t debate. You’re just nasty people.
            {{BTW- I know where you stole the “yawn” thing. You trollers copy alot}}

          • Pam Dunn

            STILL WAITING

          • infadelicious

            I “stole” the yawn thing? Does someone own the word, like blacks own certain words? You’re really reaching to deflect today aren’t you? we are all waiting for you to name those 5 great things the messiah has done. hint: obozocare is an epic fail so toss that in the dumpster next to money boo boo’s lobster shells,. butter wrappers and empty $$$$ vodka bottles from “date nites”

          • FreeNewYork P.

            “like blacks” own words? What are you talking about? Why do you people keep making racial comments?

            My yawn post was an old one. I put it to point out that YOU were using a very recent internet “flip off” to dismiss posts.

            “messiah…..? obozocare is an epic fail so toss that in the dumpster next to money boo boo’s lobster shells,. butter wrappers and empty $$$$ vodka bottles from “date nites”-
            You are ranting things that have nothing to do with me or my posts. Then you are demanding that I tell you 5 GREAT things Obama did in order to stop you from posting the above lies and rants? That’s crazy!
            I am not deflecting. YOU GUYS are! I came here asking why you were lying about Michelle’s Tweets, her weight, and spending and you guys asked me if I was stupid, gay, in love with a commie asswad and could get the official spending reports for the OBAMA parties! That is deflecting from original , simple questions.
            There is something really wrong with your folks. You are inventing crimes and racial incidents. If the Obama’s are so bad, why can’t you just stick with the truth- tell it and offer proof? That’s all I have been asking.

        • edro3111

          Let’s talk President for a while. Forget Mooch for a minute. Tell me 5 solid things the man has done for this country since he first took office. Only 5…come on name me 5 GREAT things he has done for this country. I’ll be watching for your reply.

          • FreeNewYork P.

            What are your talking about? I came on this site and found awful, racist comment in connection with Michelle Obamas Tweet to Robin Roberts. You guys kept saying the Tweet was only about Michelle supporting BLACK cancer victims. I rationally proved that false (Obamas have Tweeted whites and Conservative -including Barbara Bush+family when she went into the hospital. NORAD had a Santa Tracker that was flying over Africa- which was what Michelle Tweeted about). I was called liberal moron, an idoit and was told to go read a book about welfare! Huh?
            People here posteed that Michelle Obama was eating lobster and drinking butter and stealing from tax payer! I pointed out that people on these boards support the previous Bush and respect the Reagans-but the Bush family (and the twins who needed Secret Service to keep track of their antics) EASILY matched or surpassed the Obamas in spending. Nancy Reagan wore only designer clothes and flew her psychic – J. Quigley- in frequently(this involved Secret Service, since no one can visit the First family and white house without it. I asked where the info on the Obamas came from and no one answered, except to say I was deflecting, blind, stupid liberal who wants to let “loathsome, evil LOSERS steal from America because I am obsessed with race! I repeated that my point was, YOUR feelings of hatred for the Obamas are so strong- yet none of you can come up with real reasons for your hatred. You jsut keep inventing offenses (like this Tweet) or asking people like me “what good has he done?”
            You don’t eveen know my politics. You attack me for asking what the hell are you guys SOOOOOO angry about- that can’t be found in the GOP administrations that you are NOT ranting about.
            When a liberal is arrested for taking bribes, I don’t say “Thats bad. I really resent corruption”. But when a white conservative is arrested, I call is wife “A fat trailor park leech” and ” Those people are vile….they are the worst politicians ever! They are destroying America!!!!! He is a cow manure soaked insect and his wife should out her lice ridden head in bag so we don’t have to look at her ugly face. Now you know why your kids can’t go to college, tax payers!!!!” The Obamas havet committed an actual crime have they? If so, who cares about Tweets.
            It doesn’t make sense. What you are posting here are lies and insane exagerations or vague stuff like (they are socialists and he is stupid, and the economy is sh*tty and what has Homobama done?). All I did was point that out and ask why you guys were SOOOOO enraged. What are the real reason -with actual facts to support it?
            Saying the sky is NOT purple plaid does not mean I hate the sky or the ground or YOU. Asking me to name all the different types of clouds that exist (cloud formations actuall have scientific names) does not prove that people who think the sky is plaid- are right.
            {{{{I asked why people kept posting insults at Michelle (like MOOCH!!) – no one has EVER answered, but you want me to give you 5 GREAT things that Barack Obama has done in order to prove how ridiculous MY Mooch question is?}}}

        • Pam Dunn

          Warning; Liberal moron troll spew above; trying to defend that fat greedy cow called Michelle but should REALLY be named the BIG MOOCHER.

          • FreeNewYork P.

            Please explain how Michelle Obama is:
            1) Fat- her dress size is under 10
            2) Greedy- where do you get that? Please explain
            3) Cow- huh?
            4) Moocher- how is she mooching and off of whom? So far her fitness agenda is no different from Mrs. Bush’s literacy agenda or Nancy Reagans “Just Say No”. If you have proof !! that Michelle Obama is getting compensated in some way that is different from the other FLOTUS- please post.
            {{How am I trolling? I am answering the rude rants here as rationally and clearly as I can).

        • edro3111

          Some more info….

          While Obama is only the latest in a long line of chief executives to enjoy the high life at taxpayer expense, “the amount of money spent on the first family … has risen tremendously under the Obama administration and needs to be reined in,” Robert Keith Gray, author of Presidential Perks Gone Royal, told the Daily Caller.

          The $1.4 billion, Gray said, represents the “total cost of the presidency,” including the tab for the “biggest staff in history at the highest wages ever,” a 50-percent rise in the number of appointed “czars,” and an Air Force One “running with the frequency of a scheduled air line.”

          Gray knows whereof he speaks. He has served in various Republican administrations, most notably that of President Dwight Eisenhower, where he rose to the post of Secretary of the Cabinet. If he thinks presidential expenses are getting out of hand, he just might be onto something.

          The president’s salary accounts for $400,000 of that $1.4 billion. In addition, he has a $50,000 annual expense account, a $100,000 travel account, a $19,000 entertainment budget, and another $1 million for “unanticipated needs,” according to Gray. (How many taxpayers can get any amount of money, let alone $1 million, from their employers on demand?)

          Among the other perks of the Obama presidency:

          Appointed staff not requiring Senate confirmation, including 226 senior staffers (of 469 total) making over $100,000 a year and 43 “czars”

          Free vacations at Camp David, estimated to cost $295,000 per night when transportation and personnel costs are included

          A movie projectionist who lives and sleeps at the White House to be available at the president’s beck and call — a position that has not been eliminated despite the existence of cable TV, DVDs, and streaming Internet video

          Many paid travel and security expenses during vacations, such as the $75,000-a-day tab for First Lady Michelle Obama’s five-day trip to Spain in 2010 (in the span of one year she took 42 vacation days)

          A dog handler who reportedly earned $102,000 in 2011

          • infadelicious

            edro…don’t bother stating facts to blindly obedient obama sheep, it’s like throwing holy water on linda blair in the exorcist or tossing kryptonite at superman…. it sends them into a grand mal hissy fit similar to a tourette’s episode. You’ll get no answers from Free NY or whatever he/she is going by today. All you’ll get is deflective insults and labels. The stupid is strong with that one.

          • edro3111

            Yes, you’re right. I had several more articles with expenditures I was going to post then I thought about exactly what you said. Total waste of time and I knew better. Thanks for YOUR support and you have a great week!

          • infadelicious

            Appreciate the info. They are in denial. So koolaid drunk on Obama They choose party over country and that is sad. Better times ahead as we wake up our fellow Americans. You have a good week too. I am swamped with work but not complaining. Better too much than not enough. Besides someone has to work to pay for money boo boo s extra week of lobster and vodka in Hawaii the 57th state, in Asia. Haha !

          • FreeNewYork P.

            ****”blindly obedient obama sheep, it’s like throwing holy water on linda blair in the exorcist or tossing kryptonite at superman….. grand mal hissy fit similar to a tourette’s episode”***
            Why do you folks post these weird insults, then accuse me of doing it?! Please copy/paste my posts that support that comment. You are the one ranting .

            You don’t even make sense. I have been very patient and fair with you.I have offered details and proof to back my points. You continue to make racial comments and post these crazy insults……then say “she will just insult you…she won’t answer….she’ll deflect”
            {{{Example: Someone here says “Michelle Obama is 70 yrs old and spent most of her life on welfare”
            I respond- “Michelle just turned 50 and she comes from a middle class, educated family. Where did you get your info?”
            Posters response- “You are a blindly liberal libtard! Go worship your black messiah somewhere else! You people piss me off you’re so racist and out of your minds. You and Osama Obama can get out of this country if you hate it so much! Show me Michelle Obamas pay stubs for the last 10 years of her life!! You can’t can you, idiot? Don’t deflect. I’m waiting. Show me that fat, old, welfare queen’s paystubs or tax forms.”}}}

          • infadelicious

            I know money boo boo didn’t need welfare she was given a 6 figure job at a hospital thanks to obozo and. Het job was eliminated after she quit to be the first mooch. Tpld you before I don’t take your homework assignments. You need to cowboy up and answer questions you were asked before you demand anything. And pictures don’t lie Michelle had humongous hips and is large. She needs a diet and to stop telling us what to NOT eat

          • FreeNewYork P.

            You keep posting made-up stories (6 figure job thanks to obozo) with no details or proof, then you hurl bizarre, elaborate insults and tell me that you won’t stop unless I can answer some random, “trick question” you came up with (that has nothing to do with what I talked about).
            I asked you why you kept posting horrible insults, false claims about Michelle Obama and you keep responding…..”Name 5 Great things her HUSBAND ever did?” That makes no sense.
            ****You claim pictures show that Michelle Obama is “humongous”- when there is a picture at the top of this page that shows she is NOT. But you expect me to waste (more) time giving you 5 Great Things Obama Did- and expect that you would accept my answer? You aren’t interested in right, wrong, truth, facts, anything- but being hateful and uncivil.
            {We’ll agree to disagree.Goodbye}

          • FreeNewYork P.

            Finally, someone trying to post actual information. That is all I asked for. Some facts to back your points.
            I’m not familiar with Mr. Gray. Let me look up his writing to see what this is about and i will get back.

          • FreeNewYork P.

            Thanks for your info- I mean it. I am trying what you guys are trying to say and why. While we may come to different conclusions on Gray’s book. I did learn things about White House spending that I didn’t know and don’t like.
            —-I’ve looked up you info and this self published book by Robert Keith Gray. Mr. Gray was a Republican lobbyist (lobbyist number in the thousands in DC) You might want to look at it again. Mr. Gray’s book was qouted by Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) But she has since backed away from it. Mostly because the book has twisted alot of information to make it appear as though all the presidents live lavishly….BUT the Obamas have demanded and been given more.

            For example, in his book ,Mr Gray references a book by former White House AIDE Bradley H. Patterson Jr.( “To Serve the President,” published in 2010 by the Brookings Institution.). Mr. Gray praised this book even though it exposes as manipulative (if not false) many of the claims in Gray’s book. For example, Gray cleverly implies that the Obamas spent 1.4 billion in 2010- but the source of this total was the same book that clearly explained that the Obamas did not SPEND it- that is the cost of protecting and providing for the First Family and Staff!Even more importantly in 2008 it cost 1.6 billion to protect The Bush family. So why the outrage and name calling at the Obamas?

            Gray’s book has also been called out for falsely claiming that the Obama’s were paying a man to walk their dogs. This was not true, the groundkeeper Dale Haney is paid to tend to the White House grounds- thi includes wlaking the dogs. Gray also claimed “dog handler” was paid over $102K a year and took private plains with the dogs.This was some serious exageration. The only known occasion where the dogs were placed on a plane to go somewhere was handled by a man named Reggie Love (their is a video of him on this website). He makes $102,000 as Obama’s personal assistant. This is about the same as the P.A’s for Bush.

            My point is- Republicans used Mr. Gray’s book to put out rumors of accessive spending by the Obamas. But most of these people have backed off of the claims (though they are willing to continue using the nick names spawned from it. Mr. Gray’s book has largely been discredited as proof of the OBAMA’S excesses. What the facts – even in the book show (before Gray, strangly, twisted it ) shows that almost ALL the First Families have been costly. Some used the White House movie theater A LOT!!! Like Jimmy Carter. This theater has always required round the clock staff (why- who knows?) Others want more mini-vacations. More money was spent on the Bush girls- simply because they were very active teens and got around. The Obama girls can’t go many places, so they cost less that way. But anyone could single out something (movie visits, cost of protecting the First Kids) and toss out a total$$$$ and say “The Family before didn’t spend that much watching movies….or “it didn’t cost that much for the other family to raise their kids”. But that is “selective truth”. Because you know that “other family” cost us more during the holidays when they wanted to get together with their huge family.

            ****Again it cost 1.6 BILLION to serve the Bushes in 2008 and 1.4 BILLION for the Obamas.*****

            {I think it is ALL excessive. But nothing proves that the OBAMA’s are more excessive or that they have SPENT and demanded more than other First Families. I am note deflecting. I didn’t bring up First Fmily spending. I asked why people were calling Michele Obama a big fat Moocher and a thief, living the high life! The response I got was “Because the Obamas are the biggest thieving, lying swindlers ever…….and deserve to be hated. But that is not true. }
            ****Please see Bradley H. Patterson Jr.’s book( “To Serve the President,” published in 2010 by the Brookings Institution and THE FACT CHECKER by Glenn Kessler****

    • edro3111

      Again, you can’t even compare the money this family is spending against any other first family and at the worst time in our country’s history as well. Give us some numbers to compare with the Reagan era. Come on, I’m waiting…..

      • FreeNewYork P.

        Once again……YOU are acting like you have the actual numbers on the OBAMA’S spending. Do you? If so, pleas post them. Real info. Some guy on another GOP site claimed Michelle Obama spent 25 million dollars on clothing in her first 4 years as FLOTUS (during the time she was shopping at Target, Black/White, and trying to boost support for American designers based in the dying New York garment district.

        My account of the Bushes was based on the many trips the Bush twins took alone (which required secret service including into bar/restuarants) and their family trips whicn included large extended family. The Reagans were even featured on Lifestyles of the Ruch and famous. A January 1990 People magazine article pointed out that Nancy Reagans wardrobe of desinger goods had such a high value that it posted a tax debt to the family (something most people who shop at Macy’s don’t have to worry about. Nancy Reagan wore so may lavish dresses by so many designers that she took to donating them to museums to diffuse criticism. Look up Nancy Reagans dresses or wardrobe. She started making deals to have designers “give” or lend her dresses (again due to criticims of her White House spending) but years later- she stilll had many of the best dresses (which is not lending) . Nancy was in for 2 terms like Michelle. Most of Michelle wardrobe is upscale “off the rack”. No fashion museum would take them.

        Jackie Kennedy (who I also mentioned but you guys ignored so you could call me “typical liberal”) redecorated White House. The place was in need of updating, but it was still alot to spend.

        {{Both jackie Kennedy and Nancy Reagan spent loads of our money on White House decor. Something Michelle never did. See ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST article “Nancy Reagan & Jacqueline Kennedy:The Private Quarters of Two First Ladies During their Reigns at the White House}}
        Once again, I am being fair and rational and offering proof of my points. Cue your insults……

        • edro3111

          I’ll start throwing some numbers out…this article was from last year but I’ll post more:

          In 2010 their trip to Hawaii cost Americans $1.5 million. The president and his wife also enjoyed a “date night” in New York City for about $240,000.

          In 2011 Obama’s travel expenses were $1.4 billion. (In comparison, the royal family of England travel cost only $57.8 million.) In addition, the Obamas’ Christmas holiday was for 17 days, totaling $4 million. In contrast George W. Bush stayed nearby at Camp David over Christmas so his staff could enjoy the holidays with their families. President Ronald Reagan spent $1.3 million per year for travel.

          This year is the worst, and it’s only half over. The trip with his family to Africa has been predicted to exceed $100 million. And he just ended his vacation at Martha’s Vineyard.

          • FreeNewYork P.

            I think your numbers may be off. You claim that the Obamas spent 1 BILLION dollars to travel in ONE YEAR. I will look that up- but that seem literally impossible!
            They didn’t travel anywhere enough for that.
            BUT…..you gave me info and I can’t, righlty, say that you are wrong until I actually look it up and research it.
            Which I willl spend the day doing and I will get back. Thanks

    • Pam Dunn

      More idiotic moron spew of LIES.

  • medivac

    Hopefully there will be some quality hay for Moochelle and not the regular cow quality !!!

    • infadelicious

      Maybe a bale of arugula ?

  • Mamahootowl

    Bo the dog should be First Lady. Move over Mooch…

  • ImAPepper1942

    She’s a freak of nature!

  • Alfreda P.

    [Michelle Obama =Cow. Dog. Freak of Nature. Moocher.]
    Cow?- She weighs less than both Mrs. Bushs
    Dog?- Really. Come on
    Freak of Nature? -How? That doesn’t even make sense.
    Moocher? -Michelle has not spent more than Mrs. Bush + the twins. And no one has come close to Nancy Reagan or Jackie Kennedy.
    {{If your hatred for the Obamas is justified, why can’t you just state the reasons with clear evidence/facts? So far everything is just insults, slurs, and stuff you made up}}
    There is something truly wrong with conservatives. You are not rational. Oh well, I’ll leave you guys to it. Goodbye.

    • edro3111

      What really pisses us off is people like you who voted for the commie asswad in the first place and then try and justify everything they do as normal and quite tame compared to any other presidential family.

      • FreeNewYork P.

        I said Michelle does not only Tweet black people or care about black cancer patients. I offered examples to prove my point. I said Michelle is not fat (she is under size 10 and has a smaller butt that either Mrs. Bush- who you are not insulting) or a man (which you folks keep posting)
        I asked why you are calling Michelle a greedy, moocher.What did she do?
        I was called all sort of ridiculous names and accused of being a racist and idiot.
        Now you are saying my posts prove I voted for a commie asswad. And you think you are making sense ?
        {Please explain why/how Obama is a “commie” and so bad he warrants asswad. What spefically justifies your level of vitriol?}

  • MARK FREDERICK

    What a great day for the BIT*H to die, choking to death on her cake, and save a piece for Obummer to choke to death with her. I can dream can’t I.