When I read the headline, “Four months in the fridge,” I thought of that thieving Democrat who was hiding his money in the freezer.
But this story was about a tortoise named Herman, and if you think you wake up slow…think again.
After a four month snooze, Herman is slowly awakened, bathed, and then placed under a cozy sun-lamp.
Forget what Herman looks like, because underneath it all, I know Herman is a white Liberal.
He’s up at the crack of noon, get pampered with a bath, and he’s out sun-tanning shortly thereafter.
All that’s missing is some black person to bring Herman a mint julep.
Shared from: Viral Nova