You will need to choose the right head, but choosing correctly could cure Liberalism.
They have done hearts, lungs, hands, even faces. So why not transplant a head?
According to IFL Science, this is not science fiction,
Earlier this year Italian neuroscientist Sergio Canavero shocked the world when he announced he would perform the world’s first human head transplant. This week Canavero announced the procedure is scheduled for December 2017, and he has recruited a head surgeon (pun intended) to lead the controversial procedure. This operation may sound like something out of a horror movie, but one man is hoping it will improve his quality of life.
A 30-year-old Russian man, Valery Spiridonov, volunteered for the procedure in the hope of living a more normal life. The computer scientist suffers from a rare motor neuron disease known as Werdnig-Hoffmann Disease. The disease causes motor neurons – the nerve cells responsible for sending signals from the central nervous system to your muscles – to deteriorate, which leads to muscle atrophy and in severe cases, difficulty swallowing and breathing. Currently there is no treatment for this disease.
Talk about the answer to Liberals’ prayers. If they could move this up to 2016, and do a head transplant on Hillary Clinton, they could save us from all of her re-launches.” Hillary could then get that “humor and heart” she has promised in the “New and Improved Hillary v5.2”.
I am confident that the DNC is looking into this new potential, and I suspect they would love to put Sarah Palin’s head on Hillary. That’s one way to get the Left to love Palin.