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So the feminist hate men, but they love our money.

It isn’t enough that we have to pay for their contraception, but now this?

All because God gave women the ability to propagate the species?

I’m shocked men don’t have to provide every woman in America a $1,000 gift certificate to Victoria’s Secret, except that half of the women couldn’t use it.

I would never want to carry a child, much less birth it! I don’t even like the extra 5 (ok maybe 10 pounds) I’m carrying now. But if I had something so distinctive over the other gender–like childbirth–I’d embrace it and rub it in women’s faces.

With our luck, men would get to have babies, and pay for women’s prostate exams and condoms.

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