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Hillary Clinton desperately wanted a pair of beautiful alligator shoes. She goes to a store who sold the shoes, only to find that they didn’t have shoes for her very large, grotesque feet.

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of a shopkeeper, the young Rodham declared,

“I’m a powerful woman, who doesn’t need a man patronizing me. I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes myself!”

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile,

“Great idea! If anybody can do it, why not you!”

Hillary headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. 

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted Hillary standing waist deep in the murky water with a Joe Biden signature shotgun in hand. He noticed a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.

With the reflexes of a Clinton office coed, Hillary took aim, shot the creature, then hauled it up onto the slippery bank, where amazingly 7 more gators lie, belly-up.

The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the Hillary struggled with the 9-footer she’d just shot.

As she flipped the gator over, Hillary rolled her eyes, then screamed in frustration,



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