Donald Trump and Marco Rubio are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman,
‘Isn’t that Trump and Rubio sitting over there?’
‘Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?’
‘A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?’
‘See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.