FOR A GOOD LAUGH: Heard the Democrats’ New Slogan?
The Democrats love their slogans.
“Yes we can!” comes up with more nonsense than anybody else. Here is the list of 2016 campaign slogans tried by Hillary Clinton:
- “Hillary For America”
- “Forward Together”
- “Fighting for us”
- “I’m With Her”
- “Stronger Together”
- “When they go low, we go high”
Shocking that none of those stuck. {smh}
How about this: “Hillary Forward for America Together Fighting For Us I’m With Her Stronger Together So When they go low we go High!”
Whew! That’s a mouthful, Monica!
I suspect Democrats remained drunk on Obama’s slogan, and thus rejected Hillary’s attempt to change the “change we can believe in.” Now, the Democrats find themselves in a quandary.
TBS documented the Democrats’ search for their elusive message.
We watched Hillary Clinton flounder around, searching for that elusive “what do I stand for” thing. In fact, there were like 84 core messages before her camp settled on the uber-lame “Stronger Together.”
That message failed miserably, as black people didn’t get the memo. But hey, no worries. The Dems’ new core message is being worked on.
NY House Dem Caucus Chairman Joe Crawley explains:
That message is being worked on. We’re doing everything we can to simplify it, but at the same time provide the meat behind it as well. So that’s coming together now.
And as the AP noted,
The admission from the No. 4 House Democrat — that his party lacks a clear, core message even amid Republican disarray — highlights the Democrats’ dilemma eight months after President Donald Trump and the GOP dominated last fall’s elections, in part, because Democrats lacked a consistent message.
Funny the Democrats just now recognize they don’t have a core message.
We were told the Democrats would have found their message by Fall. However it seems some hero found the message under a couch cushion.
As reported by GQ,
https://twitter.com/JStein_Vox/status/888119019688964096
Nice. Newer and more improved? Or what about “The last was good, but this is better!”
Try this one: better than better?
The Trump-hating GQ article continues,
Congratulations to those of you who reflexively whispered “…Papa John’s” before burying your head in your arms and sobbing quietly.
For God’s sake, it’s been only two weeks since the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee invited the Internet to vote on which inane resistance-themed Pinterest meme it should turn into a 2018 bumper sticker, and 13 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes since the Internet responded by mercilessly roasting them for it. But instead of promptly firing every Don Draper knockoff involved in the creation of these abominations, the people charged with wresting control of the country from a senile bigot less than 18 months from today are indeed poised to roll out what sounds like a marketing tagline for Corinthian Colleges.