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 //  America’s Genius

Posted on Friday, November 26th, 2010 by Kevin Jackson

Let’s say that you truly find Obama the most dazzling president in history, are you still convinced that he is the best person to handle the imminent dangers America faces? Is Obama America’s James Bond?

Scenario:  North Korea has attacked a partner of the United States…Obama is awakened at 4A

Obama to a meeting that includes the Vice-President Joe Biden, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the National Security Advisor, Hillary Clinton, and Michelle Obama:

“Let’s form a committee to investigate these actions. Schedule a meeting with this committee after my basketball game at 0700. I anticipate the need to form a few subcommittees to the original committee, so let’s plan on scheduling a meeting to discuss that after my golf game, at 1300.

Michelle Obama: “Barack, we really need to discuss our next vacation, so be sure to schedule that as a priority!”

Obama: So uh, we are…uh..set then.

With all the committee-forming, speechifying, and deliberation that Obama is known for, I can only imagine how vulnerable our allies must feel.

Iran, the country that Obama exclaimed, “They’re little” has essentially dared the United States to intervene in Iran’s “friendly” nuclear energy program.  A country whose leader has openly stated that he believes Israel should be obliterated from the face of the Earth, but we are to believe that they are building friendly, formerly super secret nuclear program that we know will be used against our ally.

Obama’s response…deliberate contemplation. I will say that Obama is very deliberate. Thoughtful in fact. Just don’t call him, if you’re in a fight!

A Chinese submarine launches a missile off the coast of CA, and all the Obama administration did was play cover up.

“Had this been a real missile alert…you would be DEAD! This has been an announcement from the Obama Security Agency.”

Obama has not made a single public mention of this event, or at least what he intends to do about it. Perhaps Obama consulted with Webster wordologists to provide him newer, harsher words?

The idea that we could allow a Chinese sub to sneak into our sovereign territory is one thing, but to have them fire off a missile is our territorial waters is the ultimate slap in the face.

Oh that!  That was just a ‘phantom airplane’—on a missile trajectory.

Who could blame the Chinese for warning us that they will crack our knees if we don’t start paying back the money we borrowed…with the vig!

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18 minutes to their servers. I’m not sure what devilishment one could cause in 18 minutes, but I’ve seen movies where somebody controlling things for only a few seconds can wreak havoc.

Could the Chinese have looked at all our military secrets during that 18 minutes? Perhaps tapped into America’s economic backbone? Maybe they are the sources of WikiLeaks? If we’re lucky, maybe we can get them to audit the Fed.

America’s lack of protection doesn’t end with the North Koreans, the Iranians, or the Chinese. We also have border issues.

The porosity of America’s borders make the Chinese missile launch look like a bottle rocket on the 4th of July.  Illegals are slipping in over land by the millions, as others travel underground.

Border patrol agents continue to find tunnels boring from Mexico to almost all border towns. These tunnels provide safe passage to smuggle drugs, illegal aliens, and terrorists into America, essentially unchallenged.  Some security strategist worry about more sinister cargo, like bio weapons, i.e. dirty bombs and diseases like virulent strains of small pox.

But the Obama administration’s brilliant move is to remove troops from the borders, sue states that try to protect their borders, and pass The Dream Act allowing illegal immigrants to gain citizenship. Al Qaeda’s response is to train Mexican drug cartels in how to escalate terrorism…in America.

America is already seeing the effects of illegals on our economy. Some of these people may come over with good intentions. But when you live in squalor as half the world does, and you find out what America awards you as an “entitlement,” you soon discover that there is no reason to actually work. Why contribute to America, when you can become a taker.

Here’s the wrap:

The world has essentially become a cesspool of bad James Bond villains, with more than one Dr. Evil. But don’t expect Obama to actually attack America’s enemies. That would require a backbone and Hillary’s “man parts!” The only attack from Obama will be on America.

Obama’s answer to all of this is to molest patriotic Americans every single day, and not just at airports. In Obama’s eyes, America is the culprit.  We are the cause for all these heinous things that are happening in the world. Blame the victim.

If only he had more time in office, Obama could solve all of this. Obama just needs the opportunity to explain himself, his plan for America.

Obama is certainly no James Bond. But for America, he may very well be Dr. Evil.

That’s my rant!

© 2010 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere, LLC – All Rights Reserved

15 Comments

 

Shayne Zucker says:
November 27, 2010 at 3:05 am

Brilliant, as always.


Sir RonB says:
November 28, 2010 at 1:26 am

The fact that there would be a meeting between Obama and Biden is just laughable! I would think that they would never want to be in the same room together any longer since they remind me of a bad puppeteer….the puppet master speaks and the puppet moves his lips but what comes out is not what either of them said. 3 speak!!!


BarbBinDC says:
November 29, 2010 at 4:54 am

Ok now I'm officially scared. I knew the government must be lying about the mystery launch in CA, but how did you find out it was a missile launched from a Chinese sub? I haven't heard this anywhere else, but maybe I haven't been listening. This is very distressful for me (as it should be all Americans). I know Obama is extraordinarily unqualified to run a lemonade stand, let alone a presidency, but to have him in power when our enemies are launching missiles in our territory is the ultimate in terrifying.


cal says:
November 30, 2010 at 9:19 pm

Even though i'm scared, im upset because the world (chinese, iraqis) might think blacks are inferior—i wish Alan West was president right now!


theblacksphere says:
December 1, 2010 at 12:50 am

Barb, all the news sources have done some reporting on this.


theblacksphere says:
December 1, 2010 at 12:51 am

Not sure if they world is all racist Liberals, but Allen West would certainly show the world that blacks can be real leaders.


theblacksphere says:
December 1, 2010 at 12:52 am

Nice analogy, Sir RonB. O certainly baffles me!


auntiemadder says:
December 1, 2010 at 5:38 am

"Let’s say that you truly find Obama the most dazzling president in history, are you still convinced that he is the best person to handle the imminent dangers America faces?"

I'm sorry, Kevin, but anyone who finds Prezdint Jackass to be the most dazzling POTUS can disregard answering the question because no one cares about the opinions of idiots…or, at least, I don't care about them.


Janelle says:
December 1, 2010 at 12:01 pm

I couldn't make it past the first three campaign speeches. I can't listen to him on or off the teleprompter – both are dreadful. His voting record on thomas.gov was abysmal. Whatever his records are……he won't release them.
There is no flipping way I can put Barack Hussein Obama and LtCl Allen West in the same room together. It was hard enough to put the names in the same sentence.


Tubman2010 says:
December 7, 2010 at 1:25 pm

OMG, like Kevin! Do not underestimate the fear that deliberate contemplation instills in the minds of our like, most dangerous enemies! Like, Obama is soooo genius that anything could happen just by him thinking that he should think that something should happen, even if he doesn't know what and gets distracted by a phone call from Andy Stern or George Soros every 5 minutes. You like clearly don't know how hard it is to be the Prez. That is why they need to take so many vacations. The pressure that one day you may actually have to take action, not now of course, but maybe someday is such a bitch!


Cindy M says:
December 9, 2010 at 9:18 am

Allen West for President, and Herman Cain for Vice-President! ! ! Oh wait, I momentarily forgot . . . I'm white of European ancestry, with roots on both sides of my family dating back to New York in the 1690's . . . which makes me racist . . . so they tell me.


Kevin Jackson says:
December 9, 2010 at 8:30 pm

And don’t you forGET it, Cindy!


Kevin Jackson says:
December 9, 2010 at 8:36 pm

You’re right, I don’t know the pressures of being president, and neither does O! LOL


Kevin Jackson says:
December 9, 2010 at 8:44 pm

Allen West would be a GREAT president!


Tubman2010 says:
December 22, 2010 at 12:37 am

We need to all keep an eye on Alan West. He seems too good to be true right now. He is obviously a patriot, courageous and has integrity. Now we have to see how he does under the burdensome, corrupting influence of the political elite. If he survives unscathed (God I hope he does and I would bet on him) and he is a good legislator I would LOVE to vote for him for President!


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