If you steal a beer, they should give you more beer. Now I’m going to go steal some beer.
The man who won was a cattle rancher and a cherry farmer, not a community organizer or a lawyer. He won by engaging the Hispanic community, a community that votes almost 80% Democratic, and talked to them about, get this, “improving the economy, lower taxes, less government interference with small business”.
Hopefully, some illegal immigrants will start flowing into California now. They deserve it for all their hard work.
Ted Cruz actually sticks up for the people who voted for him and against the people who are his political opponents. Democrats are literally afraid of him, and conservatives hail his constitutional principles.
Let’s boil that down a lot: Let gays get married and give us our whistleblower back you Neanderthals!