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 //  Bill Maher – Food for Dung Beetles

Posted on Monday, March 21st, 2011 by Kevin Jackson

Black people should go jihad on Bill Maher about his latest rant, but blacks on the Left have no idea when they are being insulted. I hope one day soon that Leftist blacks recognize Maher for what he is: Food for dung beetles.

Maher wants to convince America that he knows Republicans and Fox News reported his comments:

Every black person scares you unless they look like Urkel, talk like Colin Powell and wear Bill Cosby sweaters.

I’m actually shocked that Maher included this group as black, because he seems to have his own definition of “acting black.”

When Maher felt that Obama had not acted tough enough in dealing with the BP executives, he suggested that Obama call a meeting with said executives, make his demands, then stand up allowing the BP execs to see the gun that Obama had tucked just above his crotch.

Just in case you missed it: Maher sees black people as thugs.

The “Urkel-looking” sweater-wearing articulate blacks are there for Maher so-called comedic amusement. How can intelligent blacks possibly exist, as we are all supposed to be thugs? Such is the appeal of Obama, the acceptable black for Maher.  Maher and his ilk like that Obama “looks smooth,” but might “act black.”

Maher is obviously about to lose his show…again.  I suspect Maher got his Nielson ratings, panicked, then issued his Tourette-like ramblings. Then again, he could be feeding his need for more Google hits.  There is a final possibility, however: Maher is the spawn of Joe Biden. It would not surprise me to see him on that show that traces his DNA, and learn Maher is the lovechild of Joe Biden and Barbara Streisand.

I am curious as to the last time Maher was shooting pool in Compton? Does he live anywhere near a “non-Urkel” black neighborhood? Would his travels take him anywhere near a “non-Urkel” black neighborhood? Let me put it this way:  What blacks is Maher afraid of?

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superstar in the comfort of his Hollywood set, Maher is more scared of blacks than any Republican. I’d love to see him have his limo driver drop him off in Compton or South Chicago for a pickup basketball game.

Note to Bill Maher:  ALL Americans fear black thugs.

If my car breaks down in South Central, and I’m not packing my gun that all blacks carry, guess what?  Yep, I would be fearful of black people; not all black people…just the thugs. Black on black crime is very high, and statistically speaking I’m not supposed to collect social security, and the situation I described would not improve my chances.

Note to Bill Maher: ALL Americans fear ALL thugs!

Americans make no distinction on who to fear. The Irish Mafia can make you just as dead as the Italian Mafia. But for people like Maher who sees America in colors, that’s not the case.

Maher seems angry that Republicans tend to hold people to standards. You may not be able to judge a book by its cover, but that doesn’t mean you don’t recognize the uniform of the thug. Thugs don’t act like Urkel, talk like Powell, and wear sweaters like Cosby for the most part. So if Republicans are not scared of this demography of blacks, that lack of fear comes from observation, not racism.

It might also surprise Maher that many non-black criminals in America “act black,” as they conceal their weapons to commit crimes against humanity. This is because carrying a firearm above one’s crotch is not acting black, it’s acting criminal. This is because there is no “black condition,” there are just conditions.

Maher is trying to convince America that Urkel-acting, Powell-talking, Cosby-sweater-wearing blacks should first be lampooned, then pitted against other blacks. Republicans like the nerdy blacks who actually learn how to speak and dress “white”, and that’s not good for America.  No, what America needs is more black thugs. Like the type Maher doesn’t hang out with.

That’s my rant!

© 2011 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere, LLC – All Rights Reserved

25 Comments

 

lulu says:
March 21, 2011 at 10:23 am

He apparently has no problem with black women though. He dates almost exclusively black. So what's up with that.


Phil Falcone says:
March 21, 2011 at 10:32 am

@lulu – That's easy, he has that plantation mentality where he beds those he believes are inferior. LOL!


ChrisMcM says:
March 21, 2011 at 1:08 pm

"Maher seems angry that Republicans tend to hold people to standards…"

Brilliant, but not just Republicans, anyone with logic and two brain cells to rub together can recognized potential threats.


EricTheRed says:
March 21, 2011 at 6:04 pm

Nice, Kevin! Dead on.
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dittoheadAZ says:
March 21, 2011 at 6:05 pm

I can just see Maher when he gets all the backlash… "Did I do thaaaaat?" (Or maybe he'll imitate Jackie Gleason… "haminahaminahaminahaminahamina…")


theblacksphere says:
March 21, 2011 at 7:00 pm

Yes he does, and he have VOWED PUBLICLY that he will never marry one.


theblacksphere says:
March 21, 2011 at 7:00 pm

Very true, Phil. This guy is ridiculously vile. Talk about the slavemaster mentality!


theblacksphere says:
March 21, 2011 at 7:02 pm

He won't get any backlash. He's a comedian; he can showcase his racist sick mind with impunity!


BetteJo says:
March 21, 2011 at 7:35 pm

"Maher is obviously about to lose his show…again." From your mouth to God's ear – this man doesn't deserve a show!


World Spinner says:
March 21, 2011 at 10:09 pm

Black jihad on Bill Maher… | The Black Sphere…

Here at World Spinner we are debating the same thing……


Liz says:
March 22, 2011 at 9:28 am

The only blacks Maher is scared of is "Urkel" Republicans. He fears people like you Kevin. He wants to group blacks together and then slander them. That is how Democrats roll. Always divided, never united. Once blacks as a whole realze that the Democrat Party are the racists/slaveholders and always have been, the Democrat Party will cease to exist.
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Janelle says:
March 22, 2011 at 9:45 am

Maher's a comedian? I thought they were supposed to be funny…………..


Bruce says:
March 22, 2011 at 11:22 am

Everyone needs to contact HBO and complain! Get everyone that feels like you do to do so, as well.

It may not do any good, but tell them that you'll drop them from your cable, Dish or DirectTV service. That's revenue that is shared with the provider, so, like any good two faced liberat run organization, it will be all about the money! You know, just like all of those evil corporations that they villify, but can't live without.


cantstandtheguy says:
March 22, 2011 at 11:54 am

I wonder if his girlfriend(s) had any problem with his use of the word, twat. He seems to be an unhappy little boy being bullied on the playground who's been given the opportunity to verbally abuse everyone he sees as inferior and possess women he wouldn't have a chance with if he weren't famous. I pray his girldfriends realize the price of gold isn't worth their soul.


Stormbringer says:
March 22, 2011 at 1:22 pm

I heard Jimmy "Dy-no-MITE!" Walker saying that white people aren't the only ones who walk on the other side of the street when they see black thugs; black people do the same thing. You two are on the same page there!


Dana says:
March 22, 2011 at 10:58 pm

I can't believe any self-respecting black woman would date this goof ball! Or any self-respecting woman for that matter. Oh what the hell am I saying? Of course no self-respecting anything would date this little nerd.

A thug is a thug is a thug. Every woman I know walks to the other side of the street when she's alone and there's a gang of men of any color lurking. We're not racist, we just use our instincts.


Terri says:
March 23, 2011 at 7:50 pm

"Note to Bill Maher: ALL Americans fear ALL thugs!"

Right on. I learned this when I lived in Inglewood CA in a predominantly black neighborhood. I got off work at 11pm, so I would ride the bus home and walk about 4-5 blocks through the neighborhood. A white chick walking through an alley at night did seem to bring out a protective instincts in the neighbors. They didn't know me, but if I passed some guy(s) walking, they would say "you shouldn't be out here walking at night.." I would smile and say, "I am heading straight home." I smiled because they had no idea that I walked home every night safely because a MAJORITY of people are good. But I also learned to look ahead and use my instincts. I can tell a thug (any color and no matter how he is dressed) from a brother a mile away.


smonde says:
March 28, 2011 at 5:29 pm

Um…do you not see that is a racist comment? In a backhanded way, you are saying that black women are inferior. Bill Maher is rich and famous…he can date anyone he wants. Maybe he just likes black women. Why shouldn't he?


smonde says:
March 28, 2011 at 7:30 pm

How is what bill maher said any different than Paul Mooney and Dave Chappelle making fun of Wayne Brady because white people like him? Wayne Brady even made fun of himself about it! Why do some automatically assume that Maher is saying there are two kinds of blacks: Urkel types and thugs? I didn't hear that. Much ado about nothing…


Gregg says:
March 30, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Shut-up smonde you little puke. If you don't like this blog so much why don't you post your illiterate rants somewhere else? Yiccchhh!!! It's getting to the point that liberals are making me physically ill.


dmar7499 says:
March 30, 2011 at 7:25 pm

@smonde - bill maher is the racist. re-read maher's quote: "Every black person scares you unless they look like Urkel, talk like Colin Powell and wear Bill Cosb sweater. … he seems to have his own definition of 'acting black.'" Phil is just pointing out mahers racism – not condemning black women to being inferior – though the intelligence of hanging with maher has to specifically put their intelligence or self esteem in question …


zipporah says:
March 31, 2011 at 1:23 pm

I don't think Allan West is an 'urkel' type..he's actually a MILITARY MAN in which we NEED NOW as president—unfortunatly, hes just a senator now


Dave says:
April 6, 2011 at 3:49 am

That was brilliant Liz! Best comment so far!


Dave says:
April 6, 2011 at 3:53 am

Allen West is the salt of the earth and would have my vote. He says it like it is!!


guest says:
June 25, 2011 at 3:57 am

i believe you have misunderstood Maher's comments. Maher was stating how he thought Republican's viewed black people not Bill Maher's own views about black people. Maher has typically called Republicans out on racism being an issue with some of their members. For example, Maher recently said that he doesn't think all Republicans are racists but its likely that all racists are Republicans.

Unfortunately, I think you have taken his words out of context.


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