In reviewing the clip below, ask yourself how these comments would have been received, if Biden were a Republican?

Biden’s comments are offensive to the black community on so many levels, that one would actually think they are part of a joke. They are not. He said this with his own mouth, and as you can see with conviction. His Tourette-like ramblings are typical of the racist Democrat mentality that I showcase regularly, i.e. Reids “light-skinned with no Negro dialect,” and the many others.

As you watch this video, note the reaction of all those “silly Negros” in the audience. Heads shaking in agreement, smiling, but showing a bit of discomfort. At the end of the clip, Al Sharpton raises an eyebrow, but not his voice in opposition.  He just sits on his lips!

In the clip, we find that Biden wants to help po’ black folks, because black folks can’t help ourselves. According to him, “…it takes the medical and the white communities’ focus” on black folks to help us out! How could any freedom-loving Democrats expect blacks to help themselves?!!!

Biden goes on to tell us just how altruistic he is, “…going through the black sections of his town, holding rallies in parks…!”

What struck me first is that Biden’s town has a “black section” of town—obviously not where HE lives. I wonder if blacks can live outside of their assigned areas, like they can in Republican towns? I wonder if there are any poor whites or Mexicans in “the black section” of town. Do they have their own mayor? Snap! Of course they do…their assigned member of the Congressional Black Caucus! Oh my bad, it’s the morning DJ of the black radio station.

Biden apparently knows that blacks love parks. It’s where we sell our drugs and our women. So by targeting the parks to do his good deeds, Biden was able to hit many black folks in one swoop. I bet he served BBQ chicken and red kool-aid, to insure a large gathering of silly Negros.

Once gathered, Biden then lectured black men on how to be real men, saying, “…it’s not unmanly to wear a condom.” My readers should know that based on my grandmother’s warning and Biden’s sage advice, I am never without clean underwear and have begun wearing a condom at ALL times…in case I get in a car wreck!

Biden’s advice to black women was equally profound, dare I say deep! Biden informed black women “…they [black women] can say no!”

A Nobel Peace Prize moment as far as advice goes wouldn’t you say?  First suffrage, now THIS for black women! Black women no longer have to be raped by black men, perhaps ANY man, not even their white Democrat “masters?!”  This revelation is up there with Reid’s comment alluding that wives no longer have to be beaten by their unemployed husbands.

Black women might have felt liberated, had they not understood that Biden was telling them to stop gapping their legs for just any ol’ dude!

Finally, Biden put “Barack” on front street, saying they had both been tested for AIDS! How did Biden know THIS back in 2007. Did they go together like “girls at the nightclub?”

The idea of both these men—married for quite some time—would decide to get tested for AIDS did make this writer wonder. When you consider how much time the VP would need to spend with the Prez, and the closeness of the relationship, and the fact that Biden shouldn’t be allowed near a steak knife, well you see where I am going with this.

Here’s the wrap:

Biden’s “innocent” comments expose the real racism that the Democrat elite—black and white—feel toward poor blacks. Not a single black Democrat spoke out about this racist statement. This is because, most of the black elites actually AGREE with Biden. And for the small percentage who don’t, they weren’t willing to call him what he is…the most ignorant of racists.

Biden is the most ignorant of racists, because he doesn’t even know he is one! Biden is in remedial racism, like most Guilters.

But the black racists in the audience, racist against the black poor, and anybody willing to truly help them—[clear throat] Republicans—would not dare call Biden out on his obviously racist and incendiary comments. Calling Biden out could potential ruin the racism gravy train!

Thus, as with all things Liberal, Biden got a pass. From the media and from the black “Talented 10th.”[1]

Do I really need to tell you what would have happened to a Republican who would have said what Biden said?

That’s my rant!

© 2010 Kevin Jackson The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved

[1] http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/index.asp?document=174 WEB DuBois discussion of the Talented Tenth, whereby “the Negro race, like all races, is going to be saved by its exceptional men…”

And skin-lightening is not just for blacks, but is a multi-cultural phenomenon, as this report in the NY Times suggests:

Dermatologists nationwide are seeing women of Hispanic and African descent, among others, with severe side effects…from the misuse of skin-lightening creams…But many others seek to lighten their entire face or large swatches of their body, a practice common in developing countries as disparate as Senegal, India and the Philippines, where it is promoted as a way to elevate one’s social standing.

And we have Harry Reid to thank for exposing this racist bias amongst Democrats, but we have Democrats and socialist around the world for exposing the pervasiveness of it all.  They NYT story goes on to say,

Moreover, it is not as if dark-skinned women are imagining a bias, said Dr. Glenn, who is president of the American Sociological Association. “Sociological studies have shown among African-Americans and also Latinos, there’s a clear connection between skin color and socioeconomic status. It’s not some fantasy. There is prejudice against dark-skinned people, especially women in the so-called marriage market.

Who knew that all I needed to do to improve my socio-economic status was to stay out of the sun!  If I had lived a life of leisure, perhaps I could have done this.  It would have limited my interaction with the rest of the world, forcing me to walk around like “bubble boy,” or cocooned like those people with the rare condition where even the smallest amount of sun is carcinogenic.  For all intents and purposes, getting sun is carcinogenic for blacks.making the sun somewhat of a racist!  The sun…conspiring to keep brothers down! 

Who knows what I could have achieved had I not grown up in the hot Texas sun.  I swear I was a very light child growing up, so much so that I actually wanted to be darker.  I could have “passed,” had it not been for my nappy hair.

I recall when my brother and I worked one summer for the son of the family who owned the ranch where we lived, and we were hired to cut trees in various clearings.  That summer was Africa hot, and we worked in the peak of the heat every day, shirtless.  I got so dark, that I didn’t recognize myself.  I peeled for the first time in my life, and panicked not knowing what was happening to me!  One of my white friends had to tell me what was happening, as I thought I had a dreaded disease.

On the blackness scale, I was “Alan Keyes black,” which is about a 9 out of 10 [Miles Davis is a 10 for those who may be wondering]. 

All the girls in Jr. High noticed that I was darker, but one actually told me that my color was…beautiful.  And I must admit, after I finished peeling, I did look healthy and frankly…AWESOME!  As the saying goes, “Once you go black…!”

Here’s the wrap:

I never looked back after that. I would never get that dark again, preferring to bounce between 6 and 7 versus the 9 I achieved that hot summer.  But little did I know the effect it would have during my potential big income producing years.

Now that I am bald, had I kept my lighter visage, I might actually be able to pass at this stage in my life. However I have learn—the hard way—that past a certain age, the skin takes on a life of its own. After all, the skin is the biggest organ…and apparently the baddest!  My skin has decided that between 6 and 7 is where I shall stay.

If I want to take my life in my own hands, I could pull a Michael Jackson and begin lightening my skin, in Mike’s case going from a 6 to a 1.  Not much future in that, and it has been linked to pedophilia!  Woody Allen is a 1 as well!

There is Sammy Sosa, who has gone from an 8 to a 3 on the blackness scale.  However Sosa has made a lot more money than I, so he is free to do as he wishes. I on the other hand am a slave to my skin.

As a black Conservative, one would think that with all the vitriol I take from the Left that I would by now have experimented with these new creams, and I would be as white as Bebe Neuwirth.  Yet, here I and other black Conservatives remain, proud of our culture, living in our own skin, and daring the sun not to shine on us.

I guess I will just ride out the rest of my life happy in the skin I’m in.

That’s my rant!

© 2009 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere – All Rights Reserved

Biden getting news of Reid comment

Breaking news:  Joe Biden admitted to Johns Hopkins University Hospital after having a laughing fit at news of Reid’s comment regarding “light-skinned Obama with no Negro dialect!”

Finally somebody who said something more stupid than Biden, something science thought was an impossibility!  Biden stupidity was previously thought to be -273 degrees C…absolute zero! Not!

Reid quickly issued an apology, and Obama quickly accepted. Can’t have people analyzing the racism of Democrats now can we!  People might actually consider the Democrats history on the subject.  Better yet, perhaps Reid can be talked into switching parties, so Democrats can say Republican are the racists? 

What’s Harry Reid apologizing for anyway?!  He was right!  Like Bidenisms, Reid’s real crime was exposing the dirty little secret that everybody knows about white folks who voted for Obama…the Guilters!

In addtion to his incendiary comment, Reid is reported to have said in this article from Politico,

…throughout my career, from efforts to integrate the Las Vegas strip and the gaming industry to opposing radical judges and promoting diversity in the Senate, I have worked hard to advance issues important to African American community.

There Reid goes, telling America how many black friends he has!  I love say it!  “Black people…I TOLD you so,“ and I did in my book The BIG Black Lie! 

What have Reid and his Democrat Party done for blacks, except reintroduce slavery—new and improved!  Reid and the rest of the Democrats have indeed advanced issues important to blacks alright, if by advance you mean advanced blacks into a nuclear winter.

Reid and his racist cronies have blacks leading negatively in almost all cultural categories, e.g. high school graduation rates, college entrance rates, college graduation rates, men in prison, teenage pregnancy, abortion, and so on.  Reid et al support getting black folks just enough money and programs to stay home and stay stupid.  The UnGreat Society meets The Ingrate Society.

Democrats did opposed radical judges!  Democrats opposed radical Republican judges who wanted to end slavery and racism; promote individualism!  The last thing Democrats want are blacks who think for themselves, and that includes Obama.

Guilters voted for Obama for two reasons.  First, as Reid opined, Obama is a light-skinned black man with no Negro dialect!  Translated to Guilter: 

“Obama is that  n*gger who doesn’t act like one.  He’s acceptable as long as he doesn’t try to date my daughter!”

Next and more importantly, the reason Guiliters wanted Obama as president is he could best sell the agenda of the Left to keep oppressing the disenfranchised—for the most part black folks—without the racist elite of the Democrats getting their fingers soiled.  Guilters were overjoyed to accept a light-skinned black with no Negro dialect…as long as his ideology fit the racist Democrat agenda.  Anybody think Obama would have gotten elected if he looked like his father or thought like Clarence Thomas?  Socialist please!  Oh H-i-l-l-a-r-y!

Obama’s message was no different than Jesse Jackson’s, another light-skinned Negro presidential wannabe.  Let’s examine the comparisons.

Both hail from Chicago.  Neither had the real credentials to be president.  Both are racists with skewed agendas, though admittedly Obama is farther left than Jackson.  Both have never run any company or organization that didn’t rely on the charity of others or the government. They’re practically twins!

Guilters flirted with Jackson and blacks, making both think Jackson could be president, though Jackson had a snowball’s chance in hell getting a significant part of the Guilter vote.Black Democrats flirted with Jackson, though many felt he was too “ethnic” to be president.  It is for this reason Jackson cried during Obama ‘Abomination.’  Jackson knew that the only difference between him and Obama, two poverty pimps is…the Negro dialect.

For Jackson, the Negro dialect is part of his DNA. He could not turn it on and off to suit the audience. Jesse talked in rhythm and rhyme, and with that staccato timbre that was the precedent to rap and hip hop. 

Put hope in yo brains, not dope in yo veins!…Amerca is a racis countra, uh run by white peepa, who… meck it impausible…fuh a BLACK MAN…to git ova.  Aurppatunity just does not eggzist…for peepa of kula in Amerca.

But Obama has talent! Though he speaks ‘white’ most of the time, and is fluent in Austrian, he finds the Negro dialect or “jive” when he speaks to silly Negros—Black people who voted for Obama, simply because he is black[i].  Obama was masterful at this during his campaign, because silly Negros would not accept the white part of Obama, unless they felt he was “down,” i.e. one of them.

This is because silly Negros are also the most racist black folks in America, no different from Reid and his ilk.  These blacks voted for Obama for the same reasons as Reid…because Obama has light skin and no Negro dialect…around whites! Silly Negros liked that Obama could fool whites, though it was they who were fooled.

Ironically, back in the day Obama would have been accused of “acting white” or “trying to pass,” by not having a Negro dialect.  And his attempts to act black—that’s all it is, an attempt—would have gotten him more than a few butt-kickings in the black community.  However, because silly Negros wanted a Messiah, regardless of whether he is a no-talent-no-Negro-dialect-having-metrosexual-Communst-sympathizing-narcissistic egomaniac!

Here’s the wrap:

Women Guilters were happy to see a light-skinned black man with no Negro dialect that they could take home to Mother, and men Guilters needed a light-skinned black man with no Negro dialect they could present to their clubs. 

Silly Negros needed no Negro dialect black man who could redeem them too. They needed a light-skinned black man with no Negro dialect to show that not all silly Negros are ghetto.  “See, you can be intelligent and have our point of view!” 

Indeed you can, when you are raised by Marxist, sex-crazed radicals like Frank Davis, and your influences are race-baiting pastors and Black Nationalists!  To put this simply, silly Negros are saying that black Conservatives are not the only smart blacks.  They may feel vindicated, but they were wrong!

Obama may be intelligent, but as my grandmother would say, “He ain’t got a lick of sense!”  Obama is a deep thinker, but his intellect is misguided and useful only in discussions of socialism.

In the end however, Harry Reid, the Guilters and silly Negros have done America a favor. They have set the color line for “acceptable blacks” among racists, something of which I was certainly unaware. We now know what it takes to rise above race issues for some people.  Thankfully Americans have indeed risen above race…Conservative Americans that is.   

As for the Guilters and silly Negros however remain the most racist group of Americans ever. But there is no reason for them to apologize for their way of thinking.  In their insane way what Guilters and black Democrats hearts are in the right place.  What they are saying is simple:  They wish black Democrats would act more like…black Conservatives!

That’s my rant!

© 2010 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved

“As president, I have a solemn responsibility to protect our nation and our people. And when the system fails, it is my responsibility,” Obama said.

I have learned that when Obama says, “The buck stops here!” the buck is just on a layover.  And this was indeed the case recently.  Just after saying, “The buck stops here,” Obama was notified that an appropriate scapegoat who allowed the terrorist to board the plane in Detroit had been found.  The culprit is Deputy National Security Adviser John Brennan.  Who knows what he got to do the mea culpa?

So aside from the good news of passing the buck, the ancillary benefit for Obama is, like with Biden, Obama has exposed America to yet another incompetent white guy!  Who cares that Obama picked them both!  The buck stops THERE!

In the spirit of transparency, Obama informed America that when terrorist suspects are found, they will be exposed.  As we say, “Put on Front Street.”  I can hardly wait to see the transparency involved here. Obama exposing Muslims and African. I guess we will get three days of visibility to review their mugshots on the internet, before they are publicly waterboarded. No, we will put them in explosive underwear, and draw lottery tickets on who gets to detonate.  Wait, that is what would happen if I were POTUS!

The question for me is why hasn’t protecting America’s citizens been a priority to begin with?  The president’s #1 job is the protection of America.  Was Obama not aware of binary explosives?  This is scary stuff!

And guess who is doing all this planning, people willing to blow off their naughty bits for the sake of Allah? Crap…I gave it away!  Yes, young men with names like Abdullah and Muhammed, and who look like Muslims and Africans.  Obama’s potential solution to the problem:  Racial profiling.  There it is America, a black man profiling people of color!  GASP!  You got it…it’s all Bush’s fault!

For Bush, protecting America was like breathing.  You wake up, take a big gulp of air, then start looking for radicals, real radicals—not our military men and women or 80-year old white grandmothers—to beat down.  One step Bush took after 9-11 was to established the Department of Homeland Security, which allowed all our various security agencies to communicate properly to prevent terrorist attacks.  How many attacks were there after Bush did this?  Crickets…

Under Obama, there have been twelve separate major incidents of terror on America from the massacre in Ft. Hood to the underwear bomber.  Nobody harmed Americans on our soil under Bush, and Bush didn’t have this many “major incidents” for the remainder of his presidency.  If you’re wondering what has happened, as reported by CNN, referencing the six-page White House report:

“…it was the inability of the intelligence community to “connect the dots” in putting all the pieces of information and analysis together.”

White House gobblety-goop explained:  So the same intelligence community that allowed NO attacks under Bush, has allowed two attacks under Obama and eight other major incidents?  I know…it’s Bush’s fault!

Incompetence is infectious, and there is a pandemic in the Obama administration.  Despite what you were told about Bush being dumb, Obama makes Bush look like Einstein!

Here’s the wrap:

Obama has never taken protecting America seriously.  He believed that his mere presence was protection enough for America, because that is how narcissists think.  Why would anybody want to attack America, if it is governed by a GOD?!

Because of Obama’s vanity, America’s security has taken ten steps backwards, and his “leadership” is truly the blind leading the blind.  Obama’s incompetence is exceeded only by his ability to find people equally incompetent and in many cases more; something I thought was impossible!

I find it ironic that a man who calls waterboarding torture, and attempts to rid the world of nuclear weapons would reference Truman’s plaque—the only president to authorize dropping the ultimate weapon…nuclear bombs.

Though I am not a fan of former KKK member Harry S. Truman, he at least had the guts to protect America and save lives by taking the harsh step of bombing the enemy who attacked America by bombing Pearl Harbor.  What do you think Obama would have done under similar circumstances?  Pass the buck!

That’s my rant!

© 2010 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved

So what exactly did just happen? 

For starters, in 2009 the most incompetent person ever took the oath of office for the presidency of the United States.  And like the condition of the grounds after the event, America was left with nothing but trash, outside and inside the White House.

Obama began 2009 dazzling America by serving up the most amazing set of crooks one could consider for high governmental positions.  A blind cockroach could find better citizens behind bars in any of America’s worst prisons, and I’m talking supermax!  Speaking of cockroaches…

For his #2, Obama selected Biden—a man who should be fitted for a straight jacket, plain and simple.  As I wrote in The Biden Experiment, America’s VP is there for two reasons:  (1) To make Obama look smarter than he certainly is, and (2) to guarantee Obama’s safety.  Because nobody wants Crazy Joe to be president…for real!

Amazingly it is Biden that actually tells the truth about Obama and his inane policies.  “Nobody really knows where the stimulus money goes,” Biden quipped.  Forget that it was Biden’s job to track the money. Hey what’s a few hundred BILLION of our money to squander anyway?! Psst…

Ironically, Biden fits right in with this administration in that he is an inept, lying, do-nothing blowhard, and a bully.  Challenge Biden, and he will barrage and bludgeon you with his made up credentials.  Speaking of made up credentials…

For his #3 Obama chose the poster child for the Women’s Movement, Hillary Clinton.  Hillary needed to pad her Senate credentials so much that she listed things like, “congratulate the Syracuse Univ. Orange Men’s Lacrosse Team on winning the championship”, “congratulate the Le Moyne College Dolphins Men’s Lacrosse Team on winning the championship”, “establish the 225th Anniversary of the American Revolution Commemorative Program”, and “name post office after Sergeant Riayan A. Tejeda” on her Senate resume!  Being a senator from New York…”a job so easy, even a cavewoman can do it.”  The only person who has done less and received more is Hillary’s boss! 

Hillary’s lack of a senate record in securing a career as Obama’s #3 was exceeded only by her ability to ride the coattails of her womanizing husband to achieve the goal of becoming an incompetent senator!  I will give this Hillbilly wife credit for parlaying a career of free-loading off men and the American taxpayer into a $100M fortune.  And I credit Obama for finding somebody whose lack of credentials almost makes his lack of credentials tolerable.

Next, Obama gave America Harry Reid, though accidentally.  Because nobody, even Obama, would select Harry Reid to be on their team…for anything?  Reid is a man who was “the irritant” his entire life, from the moment he could talk.  He was the kid who got beat up on a daily basis in school, because he was the schoolyard NARC.  He was the guy nobody wanted to have lunch with at work, because he would do anything to gain favor with the establishment, sell his soul and guess what?  Nothing has changed! Reid had no idea that his lack of character would someday provide the benefit that it has.  He found an administration that could put his ‘talent’ to work.  Thankfully 2010 will be the year Reid gets to see why he shouldn’t have allowed a sissy to be his protector! He will soon find out how difficult he and Obama have made things in the private sector.

Problem is, Obama’s list of cretins and misfits is endless. Tax cheats, employers of illegal aliens, business cheats, pedophiles, and let’s not forget all his “ists”:  Extortionists, Black Nationalists, communists, and the “ist” goes on, however for the sake of brevity forgive me for not indulging more. Nevertheless, if indeed you do judge people by those whom they surround themselves, then Obama gets an F, which we are all now aware—B+ is the new F.

Things get no better for 2009 when we shift from people to policy.

One of Obama’s first acts as president was to set education in the black community back to the Wilson era.  Obama cancelled a voucher program that enabled black kids freedom of choice in schools. This small act essentially relegated black kids to the socialist schools in their own neighborhoods—war zones for the most part.  Exciting to know that 2010 ushers in a new decade of stupidity for black folks, and serves as a reminder for the past racism and recklessness of the Democrats, when it comes to blacks.  But there was more in store for black folks…

Obama’s next move in 2009 was to allow more abortions in Africa.  After all, abortion is working so well for blacks in America, why not export it to blacks in The Motherland.  The abortion rate in America for blacks is 41%, as compared to the national average of 19%. At this rate, there will only be enough of us left to serve drinks at cocktail parties for “the establishment.”  But that’s what Obama wants; conditioning blacks for “the establishment.” 

The man who called himself a uniter has revolutionized race relations for blacks…and I do mean “revolutionized.”  For the first time in the history of America, blacks believe they should get something for nothing, and blacks want Obama to take it from whites—Rodney King beatdown for white is just a bonus.  Oh, do black folks like to watch it, when “the man” gets a beatdown!

Here’s the wrap:

2009 was a horrible year for America.  And let’s face it, 2010 will be another horrible year for America, the only saving grace is the election of 2010. Unfortunately America will have to endure eleven months of demoralization, insane economic policies, media suck ups, Liberal spinmasters, and other atrocities for the sake of freedom.  That is until we vote these traitors out of office.

On that note, I refuse to approach this year with a bad attitude. I resolve to do all that I can to rid America of these Communists Marxist radical racist revisionists, so we can start anew.  I look forward to the joining my fellow patriots, so that in 2011, we can all say with pride, “That just happened!”

That’s my rant!

© 2010 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved

To quote Cleavon Little from Blazing Saddles, “Where da white women at?” Liberal white women’s outrage has been noticeably absent in all of this. And black Democrat women aren’t exactly a chorus of disapproval either. In fact, I have heard nothing in the lamestream media about this. It’s all been about Barack. The MAN! Is even our media complicit in the mistreatment of women by not exploring such an abomination?

You would think that a trip of such potential importance, a visit that could further the cause of women’s rights at the global level demanded a visit by the First Lady. After all the atrocities Michelle has been through in her life as a middle-class black woman, being kept down by “the man.” She had to battle her way through affirmative action to get a “race pass” into Princeton. And ever looming was “the man,” there to prevent her from succeeding despite her Ivy League pedigree.

Michelle fought the man, landing cushy jobs, where ironically her increases in income grew—geometrically—as the stature of her husband grew. How did she survive those turbulent times? Amerika, that is OPPRESSION, and even a fool can recognize it. What is ya, ignant?!

Michelle “Three Guns” [I hope somebody gets that] Obama could have proclaimed,

Because of her vast experience with oppression, Michelle would have easily spotted the oppression of her Muslim sisters. And with the hoopla that is Obama, she could have struck a blow for womankind across the globe, drawing attention to the mistreatment suffered by Muslim women. Sadly, she didn’t even make the trip.

Imagine if Barack had said to the Muslim people,

Now that would have been newsworthy!

There was no such declaration from Barack, who joyously proclaimed all facets of his Muslimness, during the visit. ‘Mum’ was the word on the Muslim world’s treatment of women, and Barack proved to the Muslims that he had his woman in check. Michelle was made to stay home with the “chirrens,” like a good, obedient Muslim wife.

Michelle was in the safety and comfort of America, probably sauntering about the White House, donned in her new designer wardrobe ($600 tennis shoes and all) in scene reminiscent of Black Camelot—in other words, she was not relegated to wearing the traditional Muslim garb that she would have been required to wear had she made the trip. All together now—”Second-class citizen.”

Here’s the wrap:

The NOW generation white women should be up in their flabby arms over all of this lack of respect for the First Lady and the opportunity to help half a billion Muslim women around the globe, but sadly they are silent. Apparently women’s rights only apply to “white women with lesbian or bi-sexual tendencies who vote Democrat?” Why send the First Lady to protect a bunch of Muslim women, when there are important issues here in the states to deal with—like the celebration of LGBT month!

As for Barack, he knew the amount of media coverage Michelle’s visit would have garnered. There was no way he was going to showcase the treatment of women, particularly how the other half of Black Camelot would be treated—like all other Muslim women…at least publicly. Can’t have that sort of thing showcased around the globe lest it make Muslims look bad.

Michelle would have been a distraction, and might have made Obama forget his place. Such a distraction could cause Barack to do something stupid—like grovel to the Arab world or even worse…kiss a Saudi’s hand.

That’s my rant!

© 2009 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved

How does the guy who has accomplished nothing keep the lights on? With book deals! Apparently the majority of the money that Obama earned last year came from his two works of fiction, namely Dreams of My [Deadbeat] Father, and The Audacity of Hope.

Apparently Obama is a victim of his own economy, since his income fell from $4.7M in 2007 to just over $2.7M in 2008. Oh, that’s right, this is before his time. He inherited this mess. This mess was on Pelosi’s and Reid’s watch.

The good news is Obama did get a raise in salary this year, going from roughly $170K to $400K, and his new children’s book is on the horizon. How fitting when you consider that America is being governed by a man with the financial intellect of a 2^nd-grader. I can hardly wait to see the pictures.

And after his first and hopefully only term as president ends, we may even get the sequel to The Audacity of Hope, titled, “Psyche…How I Punked America!” Expect this to be printed in twenty dialects of Arabic, with free downloads to Muslims from the Al-Jazeera website. And of course this book will be translated to Austrian!

As for Joe “Every Family Has One” Biden, well not a bad year for a guy who technically could be declared mentally unstable. Crazy Joe did write a book which managed to ride on the coattail of his boss’ success. Joe’s book sales roughly equaled his Senate salary, when you do the math. I doubt you could find anybody who will admit to buying it. I suspect Soros has 10,000 copies of this book in a warehouse somewhere, or perhaps providing kindling for the fireplace in one of his mountain cabins.

Despite only modest success of his book, Biden will write another. Now you may be thinking that Biden’s next book won’t be a hit; however I beg to differ. Considering the “train wreck” aspect of say a Biden’s Biggest Blunders, and you can certainly see the potential marketability of his next book. The Unbelievable Autobiography of My Life — Listed in the fiction section, of course! Admittedly, I might actually by that book as a reminder of some of the good hearty laughs I had during The Era of Brown Underwear – When Lunatics Ruled Amerika.

Back to taxes. Obama learned from his mistake from previous years, and bumped up his charitable contributions to just over 6%. This I will tell you was purely political, as Obama gave more last year to charity than he did in multiple previous years combined. However, there was no philanthropic revival in Obama’s conscience. Democrats are simply not givers; they are takers.

Republicans however are givers, and we give overwhelmingly more to charity than Democrats. And we do it without fanfare, and for politics. So for the occasional cheap-butt racist liberal Democrat who occasions my musings, be clear that Obama gave to charity this year simply to avoid the embarrassment from previous tax returns. He gave for politics.

Now Crazy Joe is indeed representative of the typical Democrat taker. Biden only lectures to others about giving, as he doesn’t follow the practice himself. Talk about cheap! Biden gave less than 0.5% of his income to charity last year. You couldn’t adopt an African child on the piddly amount he gave.

And when you consider that he paid roughly 18% taxes on his income, I’d say that’s pretty low for a guy earning his kind of coin. He’s just not as “patriotic,” as he wants the rest of us to be.

Here’s the wrap:

It bothers me that less than four years ago, Obama had to bum a ride home from the Democratic convention, as he was that broke. Then on the success of a couple of cheesy books that would amount to no more than 100-grit Charmin in my household, his wealth is created.

I have stated repeatedly that Obama believes Americans who make above $200K are lucky, just as he has been; or he considers us conniving idiots, such as Biden. That’s the problem when you really haven’t had to work in your life. You believe it’s all luck, as Obama does.

The tea parties that happened all over America the other day were attended by Americans who work, and see that Obama is a rank amateur when it comes to knowing how America works at any level. His policies are theoretical, cooked up in academia, with no practical application in the real world.

MIT once tried to build the most perfect internal combustion engine. They got efficiencies in multiple areas in the 90% range. Then they put the system together, and the engine ran unbelievably efficient…for about a minute. They found that they need inefficiencies, so the engine would last.

Obama policies are utopian, meant for perfection. He won’t find Utopia. Not even for a minute.

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Are you getting the feeling that when things are looking bad for Obama, he uncages Biden to scare us? As I wrote in The Biden Experiment , Biden is 100% effective in his role of …being stupid. The perfect distraction. 

As I heard a comedian once say, “…that’s about as tough as being Mike Tyson’s roommate in prison, and Mike says he going to sodomize you. Then you defiantly say…’Ok, but for how long’?”

Finally Biden exposed his special mission to support a small and much maligned group of people. This group is persecuted all over the world. Yes, Joe is attempting to find homes throughout Europe for the most heinous of terrorists and those bent on destroying America and other infidels. Joe is launching a sort of “Habitat for Humanity“, that might more appropriately called, “Joints for Jihadist“. He is asking countries in Europe to step up and take some of the finest Liberals GITMO could produce…Islamic jihadists. After all, they are just misunderstood.

Here’s the wrap:

The media will spin Biden’s trip throughout Europe as an attempt to change America’s perception in the world, to mend fences, as if we need to mend any.