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When I see Obama discussing the state of the economy, it’s like watching Tommy Flanagan, the pathological liar, played by Jon Lovitz on SNL, whose famous saying was, “Yeah, that’s the ticket!”
You know something’s up when the guy who gave the State of the Union address during “the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression” won’t take credit for the biggest economic growth since 2003! And though the economy grew at 5.7%, Obama cautions against celebration!
I’ve already stated that the Republican response to Obama’s State of the Union speech, though adequate, lacked passion. The immediate feedback from Republicans to my comment was “It was better than Jingals’ response!” Big deal.
While the US has a contingent of Americans donating time, energy, and money to save the citizens of Haiti, Osama bin Laden comes out of the cave to release threatening audio, and takes claim for the Nigerian Crotch Bomber. More proof of Islam as the religion of peace. Perhaps?
Even black Jesus won’t save the day in the land soon-to-be formerly known as The People’s Republic of Taxachussetts. Obama rode in on his white horse, and rode out on a black sheep!
Breaking news: Joe Biden admitted to Johns Hopkins University Hospital after having a laughing fit at news of Reid’s comment regarding “light-skinned Obama with no Negro dialect!”
Finally somebody who said something more stupid than Biden, something science thought was an impossibility! Biden stupidity was previously thought to be -273 degrees C…absolute zero! Not!
Reid quickly issued an apology, [...]
I have learned that when Obama says, “The buck stops here!” the buck is just on a layover. And this was indeed the case recently. Just after saying, “The buck stops here,” Obama was notified that an appropriate scapegoat who allowed the terrorist to board the plane in Detroit had been found. The culprit is Deputy National Security Adviser John Brennan. Who knows what he got to do the mea culpa?
Happy freakin’ New Year! I have never been more energized to get out of the old and into the new. I wish I could have awakened in 2010 to find that 2009 was just a dream, albeit a very bad dream! However, as Will Ferrell said in Talledega Nights, “That just happened!”
The man who has not had a real job in his life and couldn’t run a “donated cakes” bake sale for profit is going to provide ideas on promoting new jobs. It is said that he will scour the country asking anybody and everybody how to create jobs. No idea is too silly. Just think, your idea could be the one that Obama himself deems worthy of further consideration, and possibly even…implementation. How did America survive without such leadership and “sexy brilliance?”
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