A while back, I had a blog on that bastion of irrelevance call MySpace. I planned to turn that electronic documentation of my painful descent toward mediocrity into a memoir.  Mediocrity achieved, I’ve since removed it.

Had you read it, you would have seen a person who made her first ever campaign contribution to John McCain, become a fervent, if incoherent and inconsistent Obama supporter.

Don’t worry, I didn’t vote for him. I didn’t contribute money or time to his campaign, either. My support consisted of getting into arguments with the couple of openly racist persons in my life and posting the equivalent of “OMG, Obama is, like, tha bomb, yall!” to my blog. I am fairly sure my enthusiasm swayed no one. Nevertheless, I feel I owe the universe an apology and an explanation.

The main theme of my MySpace blog was pain. Back then, I was falling a lot, my brain felt like 5 lbs of cotton candy, and I was in constant agony.

After a series of tests to rule out things like multiple sclerosis, I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia syndrome, or FMS. You probably know a little about FMS from drug ads on TV. I assure you they do not do it justice, and that the side effects list is a joke.

May cause sympathy to leftism and susceptibility to nonsensical sayings like “Hope and Change!

I was on five different medications to combat my various symptoms. Several of them together cause fatigue (in addition to the standard FMS fatigue) and hallucinations. I would see wisps of smoke, flashes of electricity, and oddly, hamsters.

I also saw Obama and, after a while, found him a likable guy. I thought he was intelligent, with a bit of eloquence, though I completely failed to see the teleprompters during his DNC acceptance speech. If you thought that people who voted for Obama might be on drugs, well, you may be onto something.

When Obama won, I and my (at the time) boyfriend of seven years thought America had made the right choice. America was finally post-racial!  There was a young, fired-up guy in the White House about to shake things up. While medicated, I believe that Obama had great ideas and unlimited energy. Just say no!

As time passed, I was unsatisfied with my condition. I was still able to work, but I was not able to do anything else, even on five medications. I would come home and basically drop dead for the day. I had assorted pains and migraines, and still wasn’t thinking very quickly.

I went from snappiness of brain to sogginess. The meds were making me replace words with other words. For months, I had Thanksgiving Day and Valentine’s Day confused.

My friend found me a new doctor who didn’t take insurance, so he actually had time to sit and listen to his patients, as he knew he didn’t have to cram in Medicare patients at $15 a pop. Lo, it turned out I also have celiac disease—damaged intestine caused by gluten (a wheat protein).

For those of you who think celiac disease is something only rich white women with time and money contract, you are partly right.  It is a disease of genetics and is concentrated in females of northern European descent.  I am one such female, however I am not even remotely rich, and I certainly don’t have any time.

Damaged intestines don’t digest food very well, and hence nutrients don’t make it up to the brain. Once I cut gluten out of my life, my pain started to dissipate. I was less hungry all the time. Most importantly, my brain came back. Interestingly, as my brain got better, my irrational adoration of Obama dwindled. I was also able to stop taking all of my fibromyalgia drugs–every last one.

My brain really came back. Instead of saying things like “They really ought to give Obama a break; he’s new!”, I started saying things like, “Oh my gosh, did you see that? They cut that clip to make the Republican sound like a jerk. If you saw the whole thing on Youtube, you’d know. How can they get away with that?”

Now I’m not saying that all the rich white Leftists that voted for and continue to apologize for Obama suffer from rich white people diseases that have made them lose their minds. I’m just saying it’s possible!

See your doctor…ASAP!

Contributor: Kevin Jackson (c) 2010 The Black Sphere, LLC

Striking a simultaneous blow to reverse discrimination and the women’s movement, while taking a page out of the “pro-choice” playbooks, Nevada may now legalize male prostitution.  That’s right, what has been going on for decades in Washington may be allowed to spread to The Silver State, and wrongs against men “lefted.”  Men are now free to choose what to do with their bodies, though they may not be able to choose who to do it with.

Who does the NOW generation of women have to thank for bringing fiscal sanity to Nevada, and ushering in the Age of Aquarius…for men? First, they can thank Obama for wrecking the economy to drive Nevada to such drastic outcome of “men’s rights!”  However the main one to thank is technology!

Technology now allows for Nevada state officials to test for infectious diseases by performing urethral testing.  Prior to this advance in medical testing technology, men with potentially dangerous urethras were left to wander the streets in America’s back alleys in search of Liberal women to service in hippie vans and “by the hour” motels.  A dirty business with no guarantees for the safety of the male “service agents.”

“Bill,” a male “service agent” in Nevada who asked not to be identified by his real name told this reporter,

Liberal women are as vicious as they are unattractive.  I actually had a Liberal woman bite off one of my areolas, when I refused to kiss her during ‘service.’  That’s just my rule—no kissing!  I would only break that rule for a Conservative woman, but we don’t get any of them.

Liberal women are at risk as well, because the disease lurking in men’s urethras is indiscriminate. Abstinence and safe sex are the only protection, and Liberal women just don’t want to be bound by rules or even guidelines.  As one Liberal woman empassioned,

We fought hard for our rights, and NOBODY is going to tell us what to do. Our bodies are our OWN! And if we GET diseases, it’s the GOVERNMENT’S RESPONSIBILITY TO GET US HEALTHCARE! And if we GET pregnant, it’s the GOVERNMENT’S RESPONSIBILITY TO TAKE CARE OF OUR BABIES!!

According to what Shady Lady Ranch owner Bobbi Davis had to say in this article, the timing could not be better:

The world is ready for women, or even other men, to legally buy sex…plus, being the first to offer male service could boost business in tough economic times, she said.

Davis still has one more hurdle to scale, before she can feel the impact of the economic boom by making her stable of young studs available to Liberal women, “Women’s Libbers” have fought for years to “act like men.”  As the article reports,

Davis, Flint and Nye County Sheriff Tony DeMeo all acknowledged Friday that Davis still needs county approval to become the first of the state’s 24 legal brothels to offer a lineup of men.  “We’re going to look at it. We have some concerns,” said DeMeo, who serves as a voting member of both a county health commission and a board that oversees alcohol, gambling and brothel licenses.

Ironic that it could be a man who might be the death nail for the first case of “men’s rights” in decades.  Men’s rights have remained stagnant at best, and most men would argue that we have lost much ground over the years, particularly since the ‘60’s.  So the ability for men to act like Liberal women could have monumental implications.

We contacted a woman’s group for comment, and their spokesperson who asked to remain anonymous told The Black Sphere,

Because of the women’s movement, there is a shortage of real men.  Most men today are metrosexual—a euphemism for being gay.  They want to stay at home and not work, expect women to pick up the check at meals, and frankly are more feminine than most women.  They are well-dressed, and some even get their eyebrows plucked. We have created these eunuchs, and now women are in need of real men who are in disturbingly short supply. We need this legislation to pass!!

Here’s the wrap:

Like medical marijuana, the lottery, lobbyists, extortion in the form of taxes, the Obama administration welcomes the new recruits into the world’s oldest occupation.  The Fed is happy that a state has stepped up to clean up the underbelly of prostitution, allowing male “service agents” to be counted—and  taxed—and to be heard…and taxed.

With the help of ACORN and the SEIU the Fed is already setting up the infrastructure to support the male “workers,” offering protection “services” to the young men. We were privy to the ad campaign the Fed and SEIU put together for the young beefcakes:

“We covet your assets!”

You can’t say that Nevada isn’t trying to be ahead of the curve in solving the economic crisis, and they are helping Obama create jobs.  Davis plans to add two male “hospitality providers” to her stable this year, and the better new is patrons will bring their own stimulus funds.

Obama sanctions the plan, since two more jobs were created (others saved), and it proves that he supports small business.  Will these new opportunities engender a new men’s movement?  Unlikely.  But it does provide a much needed service for Liberal women, provides yet again…one small step for man.

That’s my rant!

© 2009 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved

Obama looks "sweet" on Deval!

If the recent fundraiser for Massachusetts’s Governor Deval Patrick is any indicator, Obama’s luster may be wearing off. The event was nowhere near a sellout, and word on the street is that operatives were pimping tickets up to the very last minute of the event.  Worse yet, they weren’t finding any takers.

You’d think that with all the contacts on Obama’s crackberry, he could scare up enough “friends” to sell out a governor’s fundraiser?!  The lack of participation by Bostonians is simply no way to treat a Nobel Peace Prize winner!  Teddy Kennedy, the ugly cousin of LiberoFascism is rolling over in his grave! 

The event was held at the Westin Copley, occupying the entire 4^th floor–a venue that easily holds about 2000 people.  Based on my radio producer’s report from a source who spoke to a cousin of a man who knows a friend of one of the maids said, “There was plenty of room for “disco dancing!”  For journalistic integrity, we were able to confirm this with a taxi driver, who knows the sister of one of the vendors, who did overhear the concierge confirm this with his mother-in-law.

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A year ago a venue the size of the Westin Copley would not have been considered for such an event, if the messiah was to be in attendance. They would have planned on a stadium, Wembley Stadium most likely…New England game be damned!  And even that would not have been big enough, so they would have had to simulcast it on big screens.  And even that would pale.  Thus Liberals would have clamored to see the spectacle on Pay-Per-View! 

Oh what a difference a few months makes?  Who knew we would get the All Obama Channel…a spinoff of Oprah.  And the All Obama Channel would spin off the Obama Administration Comedy Channel, which of course has given America the Obama Nitwits Worldwide Comedy Channel…a channel that runs all day, every day…no reruns.

The lack of attendance to the event could be based on Obama’s recent polling numbers, which are the lowest for any president at this stage of his presidency in fifty years. Apparently many of the people on the Left have awakened to embrace their inner racists.  Who are these neo-racists? 

According to this report in the Boston Herald, CODEPINK, the environmentalists, and the LBGT are.  They all upset with Obama, as he apparently hasn’t moved far enough left for these groups, despite Hugo Chavez warning otherwise.

The Black Nationalists are mad at the firing of Van Jones, though Mark Lloyd and Michelle remain close to the president.  The Coalition for Black Reparations are complaining that the $13 a week added to paychecks is not helping blacks who have unemployment rates at twice the national average.  The National Association for Black Journalists has been vocal about the lack of access to the White House, saying, “The president is treatin’ us like we Fox or somethin’!”

There is one group who is happy with Obama, and that is the Socialist Party USA.  They are ecstatic, and we quoted as saying, “We didn’t even know we had a dog in the fight!”

Reports are that 88 people attended the event and $500K was raised for Governor Patrick.  Estimated costs for the event is $2M.  We can see that the Dems fiscal policy is not limited to government!   Regardless, when it comes to Liberals paying their own freight, you can bet the American taxpayer will be getting this bill…let’s call it a suppository.

After the fundraiser, Obama ventured to MIT—under the protection of the cops he called racists during Gates’ Gate.  There would be no repeat of BeerFest, as Gates said, “I am protesting the white part of Obama’s ethnicity, the part who didn’t help me down the stairs, the part who is now oppressing brothers and sisters all over America by not having stamped out Capitalism, and who allowed for Van Jones— a solid brother and fellow Black Nationalist— to be railroaded.  I have reached my lifetime beer quota with white devils!”  Tough talk for a man who has to walk with a cane, I say.

Here’s the wrap:

I know you may be searching for more potential answers as to why somebody with the “cult of personality” of Obama could not sell out a capacity 2000 event, when as a candidate, a nobody, he enthralled and regaled audiences of 50,000.  Well, here’s your answer.  It’s Bush’s fault!

Bush used his power over the media so people were not aware of the event in Boston.  And let’s face it, Bush dominates the news, leaving no room for alternative thought.  The so-called news reports his every move, “Jenna this, W that, Barbara, blah blah blah.” You’d think when Bush eats a burger or sports his masculine pecs on a beach in Hawaii, it’s news!

Bush still has us in two wars, not counting the one he started with Fox, and he has created the biggest gap in racial politics since the 1960’s.  He has created the largest debt in the history of America, now at $1.4 trillion, not to mention record unemployment.  He has taken over private industry, and we are now collecting less money in the treasury than ever before.  People simply could not afford the $6000 per person to attend the fundraiser…because of that idiot Ivy League president!

I don’t know if America can stand three more years of Bush!

That’s my rant!

© Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved

Janeane Garofalo is warning black people again about Tea Baggers, as she reprises her role from Mystery Men as “Protector of the Lowly Negro“!

Garofalo says that the Tea Parties are full of white supremicists, and I felt this needed further investigation, and thus began my “Search for the Tea Party Racist!”

“We had a track record now of eight years of defending the nation against any further mass casualty attacks from al Qaeda,” Cheney said. “The approach of the Obama administration should be to come to those people who were involved in that policy and say, ‘How did you do it? What were the keys to keeping this country safe over that period of time?’”

Booyah, Ba-by!
Holder is down—eight, nine, ten.  It’s a one-punch knockout!

From talks with the promoter prior to the bout, Cheney reluctantly took the fight, in this matter of fact comment:

“I kicked his commie boss’ buttocks, and left little doubt who had the real experience. Now they want to send me somebody from the undercard. An Obama sparring partner?! Why this man wants to call me out is a mystery to me! I know I’m supposed to promote the fight to build up the PPV audience, but folks I will tell you to have your snacks and drinks ready, because this fight won’t last long.”

It does make you wonder how this fight even occurred.  However, when you consider Obama’s approval ratings are at a new low—a weekly occurrence—and the Kennedy rally/burial wasn’t able to move Obama’s communist agenda forward, about all that remained was for Obama to tap Holder on the shoulder.

“Uh, look Eric, uh, I need you here Bro. My words are no longer hypnotizing America, and that deadbeat Kennedy was no help. I need a distraction. Can you help a half-brotha out? ”!”

“Why yes absolutely Bro. Because I believe that this nation of cowards needs us. What would you have me do?”

“What’s happening with prosecuting Bush and Cheney?

“Well that didn’t go as well as I had planned. It seems America felt safe under their administration, Prez.”

“Damn! Well I need you to somehow call out Cheney. That old white man kicked my socialist-loving ass, so don’t take him lightly. He’s old and white, but he moves like a cat, and he’s crafty. He uses things like logic and truth.”

“Don’t you worry Prez, I will channel the ghost of Alinsky as my inspiration to deflect his logic and truth. I will use ambiguity and stupidity just like you do, so that you pass your radical agenda. America needs to be reborn, remade…in your image. All hail the honorable Obama!”

“Cool. Go make it happen, and make sure I have plausible deniability. You know how I am about transparency…and hey? I love you Bro!”

[Holder blushes]

Needless to say, Holder has indeed underestimated Cheney—just like his boss man Obama did. You would think that they know by now that Cheney has no heart condition when it comes to battling liberals.  Cheney is to Guru, as Holder is to Grasshoppa.

Here’s the wrap:

As with all things ObamaNation, they have overestimated the public’s tolerance for idiots, believing they can sell the public on the idea of prosecuting patriots who are paid to protect America.  Even the average stupid liberal–redundant, I know–knows that we must not undermine the people who protect us!  The only people who would disagree with this, quite frankly are those intent on destroying us.

We asked Cheney for a final comment, and he said “I have stockpiles of KickButt in my bunker, and I am prepared to battle these commie freaks for decades.”

That’s my rant!

© 2009 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved.

“…won’t be able to eliminate employer coverage immediately…” or “I happen to be a proponent of single-payer healthcare coverage. That’s what I’d like to see.”

Who are you going to believe, Obama or your lyin’ eyes?!

If you do believe your lyin’ eyes and are voicing your concerns, then you are an extremist, who is now part of a mob…a mobster!

According to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D), the swastika-wearing mobsters are financed by the insurance industry! The new “boogeyman of the moment.” I verified that “Racism” is on vacation this week, thus unavailable to be the boogeyman.

The financing from insurance companies is paying off, because mobsters are donning Brooks Brothers at these protests. In fact, the mobsters are so well-dressed that they garnered the attention of Barbara Boxer. Boxer apparently is not used to mobsters in her hood being so dapper, and dare this Negro say…so uppity.

Mobs looking like working middle-class Americans?! Outrageous! Couldn’t the insurance company executives hire mobsters that look like the Democrats’ shills–scurrilous and unkempt, the true unwashed?! Apparently not, as ACORN was already under an exclusive contract with the DNC. So those ruthless insurance execs were forced to get middle-class Americans led mostly by conservatives! The good news is that under Obama there were many conservative middle-class Americans available due to massive job losses created by his policies.

You didn’t hear it here, but I learned that without making a single phone call or paying a single dime, those insurance executive devils got those conservative idiots to protest for FREE! Recall how sneaky they were in getting billions of dollars from the Democrats when ObamaNation came on the scene to deal with the financial and insurance “crises.” Those insurance execs are GOOOOOD!

Still, why all the consternation by mobsters about the government providing healthcare? Healthcare reform is FOR the people! It is part of what a socialist government does—provide for the people. The small, elite few providing for the minions, the masses, the mobsters! Is there a reason for concern by the mobsters?

According to the 2009 Social Security and Medicare Trustees Report, in 2016Social Security will begin paying out more than it takes in. I will publicly test my psychic abilities and predict that in order to address the social security shortfall, the Democrats will…raise the minimum age when people can begin collecting social security!

Not convinced that I have “the gift?” Ok, here’s is another prediction that I am sure will convince you of my paranormal prowess. I predict that along with rasing the minimum age you can begin receiving social security benefits, the government will also raise the social security tax! Note that there is no mandated cap on either of these two variables. Surprise!

As you can see the government has a fix for social security, so maybe the mobsters are concerned by what is happening in another government run program, this one directly related to healthcare—Medicare. AARP references this report from the Arkansas Democrat Gazette:

“WASHINGTON — The financial future of the Social Security and Medicare programs continues to deteriorate, with both headed for insolvency sooner than previously projected, according to a report released Tuesday..”

The recession is speeding up the timetable under which each program would run out of money…for Medicare, the bank account will be empty in just eight years

So what Medicare is technically broke? As Biden said, [pp] “Let’s just spend our way out of debt!” The mobsters are just alarmists, stirring up trouble at these Townhalls, because the government always finds a way. Medical service is as dependable as the US mail. Really?!

Then it will come as no surprise to any of us the fate befalling the USPS, as reported by Reuters:

“WASHINGTON, Aug 5 (Reuters) – The U.S. Postal Service reported a quarterly net loss of $2.4 billion on Wednesday, blaming the recession for a drop in mail volume and saying it may need to cut mail delivery to five days a week from six..”

The agency, which delivers nearly half the world’s mail, said it could face a year-end cash shortfall of up to $700 million despite aggressive actions to cut costs.

It has reported net losses in 11 of the last 12 quarters.

Mail volume dropped 14.3 percent to 41.6 billion pieces in the fiscal third quarter to June 30 compared with a year earlier.

The agency has struggled with falling mail volumes for years due to the increased use of email and competition from Fedex (FDX.N), United Parcel Service (UPS.N) and other delivery services

Here’s the wrap:

The post office’s solution to deal with the shortfall…cut back services. No sense evaluting the business. It’s only taxpayer money, i.e. plenty more where that came from. With this government business logic, let’s just deliver mail once day a week. I bet profits will rise sharply.

And while we are at it, let’s just raise the minimum social security age to 80. I bet that will stretch out the “date of demise” for at least another decade! Isn’t that what it’s about. Putting the problem further and further into the future, until our great-great grand children have NO chance at the American Dream?

The government runs no program efficiently and even fewer effectively. Nationalizing healthcare is about controlling a huge amount of money. Healthcare is another manipulatable system, and one where the government will have even more power over life and death.

The mobsters are protesting government wanting to spend trillions of our dollars on yet another boondoggle. Oh, and we don’t like having to get sick only during the week, before 3P, and not on weekends.

That’s my rant!

© 2009 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved

Pot smoking prostitutes, pimps, drug peddlers, and other perps may soon be in heaven. There is a possibility that they can deal, toke and have sex in the streets to their heart’s delight…as long as they partner with the California government!

Along with the potential to legalize marijuana, California is also reconsidering an initiative that arose in 2008 to legalize and thus tax prostitution. The world’s oldest profession is reintroduced to the world’s second oldest profession…government!

If private citizens were to do what the government is proposing, they would be called drug dealers, pimps, and prostitutes and carted off to jail—along with the people they “service.” However, when you are dealing with the government you get the new definition for the vices of drug dealing, prostitution, and pimping: Pharmaceutical sales, Sex Therapy, and Sex Therapy Management. All for the sake of “revenue enhancement.”

I’m sure all the pimps, prostitutes, and drug dealers in America are happy to know that their professions carry new more distinguished titles.  These former outlaw professions are now considered noble enough for the government to not only sanction, but to participate in them.

According to this article in SDNN, prostitutes are actually happy about this. They will be able to stand on street corners and peddle their wares unabashed, unmolested…at least by the cops. Pimps don’t seem too up in arms, though there is a new potential middleman extorting a piece of the profits. I checked with a pimp acquaintance of mine, and he calculates that he will actually save money, since he will no longer have to “buy” his girls out of jail.  He will also avoid the “fees” to stay operational under the police radar. So essentially the pimps have a pimp! And there is no pimp like a government pimp!

Drug dealers are not as upset at the potential loss of revenue from marijuana, as one might think. In my discussions with various naer-do-wells, they say that this new legislation, if passed will likely pave the way for legalization of their “more popular inventory.” I further learned from my contacts that this new move will allow drug dealers to become more focused.

Moving marijuana apparently is like shipping toilet paper—a lot of bulk for small profit [relative to other drugs]. The same load of black tar heroin, for example would be worth hundreds of times more. A shipment of cocaine of the same size can be cut and made into crack, again with exponential profit potential over marijuana. Crank requires no shipping, just local labs. So in short, the drug dealers see it as a positive that the government has expanded their position in the Pharmaceutical industry, as they feel this has the potential of opening Pandora’s Box.

And let’s not forget that Obama can take credit for the jobs created! It’s a win all around, at least how liberals define “win.”

What would it take for California to actually look at spending, and decide that they need to cut expenses? If two private citizens came to the conclusion that they have to resort to drug dealing, pimping, and prostitution, somebody would likely have an intervention with them. “Bill and Susan you don’t need ten flat screen TVs in a two-bedroom home!”

Here’s the wrap:

California refuses to tell its citizens that the state must tighten its belt, and instead chooses to enter the prostitution and drug dealing business. Why bother considering their policy towards illegal aliens being on the taxpayer dole, limiting welfare or other entitlements? No sense panicking lazy liberal voters that they may lose some of their benefits. Why should people getting government housing, food stamps, and checks go without their 52” flat-screen TVs, and Playstations?

Further, California shouldn’t be forced to limit the growth of government, or worse yet, stop taxing people and businesses into oblivion! Who do you think you are, Reagan!

In this proposed legislation, California demonstrates the level of depravity that liberals are willing to go to promote a socialist agenda. Never say die, even when you make pimps, prostitutes and perps out of your citizens. Anybody think that California is considering the message this is sending to its youngsters? In fact they are! As the article says, “‘It’s safer having sex with a girl at the brothel than a girl from your church.’” Who knew church was a bigger cesspool than inner city back alleys and brothels? At least we now know where to go for salvation. No, the government, stupid!

That’s my rant!

© 2009 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved

The Black Sphere News – Breaking News, May 6

WASHINGTON – “With the recent confiscation of America’s credit card by the Chinese, we have proof that Obama is indeed more black than white.”

Pre-Messiah, the US had 45 countries buying our T-bills. That number is down to 16 in less than 100 days. At this rate, Obama will have to ask his mother-in-law to co-sign for his Blackberry service. God forbid Obama has to use his daughters’ credit to apply to get the electricity reconnected in the White House. A blackout in the White House.

Recall that Obama actually said that Austrians speak… Austrian! Where was Joe Biden when Obama needed him as a wingman to say something even more stupid than Obama’s comment? How many languages could we have invented on this Obama gaff?

The way I figure it, all American are multi-lingual by Obama “Harvard educated” standards. We all speak Austrian, Mexican, and African to name just a few.

Here’s something to consider. Obama the narcissist is dying his hair. And it’s been just over 100 days. What about all the metrosexual jabs people could take at Mr B-Cup? My bet is he is getting his eyebrows waxed, facials—and of course colonics—likely administered by Rahm Emanuel.

Speaking of narcissism, what about Obama’s need to pre-empt American Idol to hold his “nothing new here” conferences. Something tells me that if there was a show called World Idol, American Idol would be safe from interruption.

Obama was going to adopt a pound pup, but ended up getting a Portuguese water dog…a gift from “a Kennedy.” Asked for comment, Obama said, “It was only fitting that I get a water dog, to join me when I walk on water.” And they named the dog “Bo.” Please comics, where are you, chickenheads?!

The selection of Joe Biden as Vice-President—Honestly, does it get any funnier than this? There is a saying that smart people surround themselves with people who compliment their weaknesses. I guess we can conclude from Obama’s VP and cabinet selections that he has no weaknesses, and is in need of no help. Because he has surrounded himself with the most incompetent cabinet and group of advisors in the country. Republican’s couldn’t have picked a more idiotic crew for Obama.

Republicans: “Hey, let’s give Obama Dan Quayle…nah, Quayle’s too qualified! ROFL!”

Obama banned torture of terror suspects, yet the American public was tortured routinely for some time now having to view Janet Napolitano’s mug discussing the Swine Flu epidemic. Where’s Janet Reno when you need her? By the way, are there any attractive liberal women in Obama’s cabinet?

Do we even need to discuss Obama’s need for a teleprompter?

The Black Sphere News, May 6

WASHINGTON – In what some might consider a drastic move, Obama replaced his eyeball lenses with two miniature TOTUS, negating the need for a teleprompter. Asked for comment, Obama said, “I’m so happy about this, so much so I just wish that I had more eyeballs. I’m just so happy!“

Here’s the wrap:

I read somewhere that the reason there aren’t more jokes about Obama is that truth is really funnier than anything anybody can write. I agree with this, though I suspect people are being “hands off” on Obama for other reasons. He just gives us too much fodder to be almost completely ignored.

As for Lefty comedians, I think Stewart and Colbert, et al are too wimpy to address the racial aspects of the Obama failed presidency–at least thus far. They will likely guise it in the notion that saying anything about the president being black is racist. I say not saying anything about the president being black is racist. Is a black man too fragile to be teased? Is the Left really ready to concede that Bush is tougher than Obama?

Personally, I just hope that Obama can get America’s credit scores back up. It saddens me to think that the White House is being decorated with stuff from Rent-A-Center.

That’s my rant!

© 2009 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved

“Instead, Tuesday night’s dress–with its “Star Trek”-like molecular burst on the front (“Beam me up, Barack”) and crisscross sash–comes hot off the spring 2009 runway collection of Narciso Rodriguez, one of the most critically acclaimed of New York’s Fashion Week.

Unfortunately, two key tweaks to the runway version of the dress, presumably made to take it from cocktail-sexy to first-ladylike, disrupted its intentions and architecture.”

I find that description completely wrong, though I don’t claim to be a fashionista. And since I am no journalist either, just an engineer turned salesguy, I wanted to be deferential to the real media, allowing them to make the connection that was evident to me, as soon as Michelle hit the spotlight. But the media never got it.

Well I have waited long enough for the so-called media to figure out what they were missing. Their “miss” reinforced my belief that in this election cycle, that I have witnessed the death of journalism. Yes, the bones of journalism were picked clean by vultures disguising themselves as “news outlets”. And those bones were thrown under the bus to greet Granny and Uncle Jeremiah!

So in the spirit of The Black Sphere providing that necessary point of light so that there can be an awakening, I have drawn my own conclusions about the dress, pictured thus. Voila! You be the judge!

Now as you view the picture of Michelle, [she is the one pictured above], note the look in her eyes and its uncanny resemblance with the “test subject” pictured on the right.

Further, both ladies are bearing their underbellies, as if mocking one another for wearing the same dress, perhaps some unspoken challenge?

You should also note the tense body-language of the president-elect, he seemingly pulling away, eye-contact in a completely different direction. Was he signaling the secret service?

Ah ah, don’t be too quick to dismiss. If you look closely, you will notice the eerie hand pointing directly at Michelle, as if to say, “Her”?

That’s my rant!

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