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 //  Obama is Superfly

Posted on Thursday, June 18th, 2009 by Kevin Jackson

superflyWe have it on video–Obama finally gets tough.  A watershed moment for Obama akin to the Cuban Missile Crisis.  What did Obama do?  He killed a fly!  And lucky for America, the lamestream media was there to document Obama’s act of bravery.

Just when I was questioning his decision not to allow harsh interrogation, and Obama goes the distance.  He also made sure that the taxpayers would not have to deal with the enemy combatant.  Obama was both judge and jury.  Now America is safer for it.

Let’s face it—Obama blew it with the Somali pirates.  It was ultimately a Navy Captain who made the executive decision to kill those four Somali pirates.  And he likely sat in his ship for those couple of days wondering what the delay was in making the decision.  Nevertheless he was gracious enough to allow his Coward in Chief to get the credit.  That brave Captain must have known that Obama would come into his own, and show the resolve that built this once great nation.  Could we be rebounding from the punking of America occurring to date?  I say, “Yes!”

The question that begs to be asked is “How did that fly got that close to POTUS?!”  Surely heads should roll within the Secret Service.  The potential damage that could have been done to Obama, to America—perish the thought. If only I had seen it for myself, I could be saying, “I was doing [blank], when Obama swatted the fly!”  A second chance at history.

Admittedly, my self-imposed media blackout of Obama meant that I could not witness his heroism first-hand.  Nevertheless, once I caught wind of the story, I immediately thought of another Democrat who took a situation by the horns–one John F. Kerry–and the heroism he showed in Vietnam, receiving three Purple Hearts…for writing glowing reports of his bravery in combat.  Much like Kerry, Obama too showed courage under fire.

According to Google, here’s how it all went down:

“During an interview for CNBC at the White House on Tuesday, a fly intruded on Obama’s conversation with correspondent John Harwood.

“Get out of here,” the president told the pesky insect. When it didn’t, he waited for the fly to settle, put his hand up and then smacked it dead.

“Now, where were we?” Obama asked Harwood. Then he added: “That was pretty impressive, wasn’t it? I got the sucker.””

I assure any doubters that the fly is dead.  I saw it on camera for myself.  You just can’t fake that.  So the crisis is over…maybe.

Who knows what the real story behind the story will be.  Did the fly act alone?  Are there “cells” of flies out there waiting to get retribution for the harsh treatment of their fellow fly friend. I predict that it will be determined that the fly was Muslim.

Despite Obama’s popularity among Muslims, the US may have hell to pay, should flies start leaving dirty bombs around.  The potential for germ warfare is a distinct possibility.  And what are we to think when we get the occasional fly on our airplanes when traveling?  Flies are difficult to profile…they all look alike.

In analyzing Obama’s comments, I must say that he seemed pretty excited to have accomplished something.  “…impressive, wasn’t it?” he bragged.  He didn’t wait for us to acknowledge that he had actually accomplished something. He was so bold to make sure that we knew it.  Now that my friends is leadership!

dead flyHere’s the wrap:

The fly had been warned.  Recall Obama said to the fly, “Get out of here.”  And when the fly didn’t leave, Obama laid down the law.  He had no choice.  Obama gave the fly more than his normal harsh words.  Outcome:  Obama – 1, Fly – 0!

However, in what will likely have the fly lobby up in arms, Obama referred to the fly as “sucker.”  That will likely cost him some votes, but Obama stands at the ready with ACORN to offset the fly vote.

I must say that I now take comfort in Obama’s ability to handle rogue dictators and aggressive nations.  I believe that Operation Fly Kill was meant to be a warning to Iran, North Korea, Russia, the world that Obama is a man of action, not just words, and he is not to be trifled with.  That fly was a metaphor that Obama will indeed kill something, and he can act quickly and decisively.

Just when many of us were beginning to feel that the media are nothing more than lapdogs for Obama, they bring us hard-hitting news like this.  Potential crisis averted—documented, on the record.  Without the media, we might never have known how brave Obama was in thwarting an attack…from a fly!

That’s my rant!

© Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved

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19 Comments »

 

DaSicilian says:
June 18, 2009 at 12:17 pm

Kevin, sorry buddy, I have to disagree with you on this one. This actually could be BO’s demise!
Did you see this morning that the folks over at PETA are raising a bit of a stink about this? And do you know that they have sent him something akin to a hav-a-heart trap for flies, while telling him he should have been a better example? There’s no monkeying around these PETA folks. Once you get on the bad side of these cats, they’ll dog you till you die.

(finally figured out how to do this on new site)


Kevin Jackson says:
June 18, 2009 at 1:07 pm

@Da Sicilian – Glad to have you commenting here! And yes my reference is the PETA article, but I decided to take a different approach to this article.


Mt Champion says:
June 18, 2009 at 1:21 pm

LOL, Ur singing my song!!


Cris Alflen says:
June 18, 2009 at 1:22 pm

Kevin that article was fantastic!!!! I love how you handle those deniers!


Torey Hodges says:
June 18, 2009 at 1:22 pm

Love it!!!


Michael Shaw says:
June 18, 2009 at 1:23 pm

Kevin, you’ve GOT to pull your Obama material together for a book. You might save the world!


Craig Lokensgard says:
June 18, 2009 at 1:23 pm

Bravo!


Julia Glattfelt says:
June 18, 2009 at 1:24 pm

LOL. Yeah. Who knew that Obama was a member of a SWAT team?! This is the stuff from which legends are made!


Cris says:
June 18, 2009 at 2:41 pm

Kevin this just cracks me up!!! I couldn’t stop laughing while reading it! They were talking about it (The FLY) on Fox News the NewsRoom… with Megan Kelly…. I sent them the link to this story. I hope they read it!


rogerlisacaden@gRoger Schinagel says:
June 18, 2009 at 5:26 pm

Kevin! Once again you leave me speechless!! As I was reading this, I had a few thought going through my head, but I’m not even going to try to top this !!! Too funny!! I do think, though , that he may have anger-issues!! After all,as one of my rugby teammates so eloquently put it ,”Anger management class really pisses me off!!!LOL Keep on Rockin’!!!!


Kevin Jackson says:
June 18, 2009 at 8:20 pm

@Cris – Glad you liked this Cris. Admittedly I had a lot of chuckles on this one!


Kevin Jackson says:
June 18, 2009 at 8:21 pm

@roger – I’m not sure how much I could improve this one, as it was a very funny one. I sincerely hope it is picked up by a lot of folks and spread around. Post the link in some of the bigger blogs, as this is worth it! And yes, anger management really upset me!


Kevin Jackson says:
June 18, 2009 at 11:52 pm

Hey folks, that fly incident happend JUST in time, since it appears NKorea has shipped some contraband. Let’s see if Obama blinks…or kills the fly!


deb says:
June 19, 2009 at 2:32 am

I gotta say I was surprised that Obama didn’t hold back and assess the situation with the fly before making such a bold move as he did. I realize that Clinton is marginalized but he should have at least consulted her first!


Fred Statler says:
June 19, 2009 at 3:02 am

Kevin,

I agree with Mike Shaw, this is top-shelf stand-up material! Seriously though, it remains to be seen if B-Rock will have the kiwis to swat the “Fly” that the N.Koreans are threatening to send ‘buzzing’ toward Hawaii.

Stand firm on The Rock….. The Fourth is just around the corner. Hope to see you there .


1CoolMom says:
June 19, 2009 at 4:13 am

Hey – I thought BO was all about negotiating with your adversaries. What kind of message is he sending? There was no negotiation here. Where’s the outrage? I guess he has finally come to the conclusion that some adversaries just cannot be reasoned with. Who’d a thought? This could be a defining moment.. North Korea and Iran should be shaking in their boots! The real Obama has emerged. He will show no mercy. Stay tuned to be further impressed.


Sir RonB says:
June 19, 2009 at 4:38 am

Let’s just see if he will raise his hand to pimp slap Lil Kim now that he wants to fire a missile over Hawaii. I will wait……


former bond trader says:
June 19, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Hey,imagine my surprise. I was sitting down to read my “Elitist Prick”(They threw in a Mao hat and Hammer and Sickle beach towel with a 1 yr subscription, how could I refuse?)and I see SuperFly on today’s blog. Gosh, that brings back memories of my childhood.
“Obama’s red……that’s what I said”

Amazing the press time swatting a damn fly gets. What’s next, slo-mo of an ant squash by the POTUS Florsheims?


jerome says:
June 20, 2009 at 11:49 pm

Probably the only time we’ll see BHO make a quick decision (and all by himself). Although no one has actually checked to see if there was a teleprompter there telling him what to say and do……….


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