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 //  Obama and BizarroWorld

Posted on Wednesday, May 19th, 2010 by Kevin Jackson

The other day while visiting NY, sans Michelle, Obama told the NY Times that he is optimistic about the economy. Spoken like somebody who knows nothing about economics!

Admittedly I didn’t read “which” economy he’s optimistic about.  Surely some country is benefitting by Obama’s fleecing of America, but it’s certainly not us!

Since Obama’s election, the American taxpayer has been robbed of over $1T, and the only thing we have to show for it, is a buttload of Obama plates and assorted paraphernalia!  No We Can’t, Damnit!

No new jobs and no new prospects for jobs in America! The interest on the debt could create three millionaires a minute, and that’s at just 0.5% interest. Imagine what will happen, when the real interest rates kick in?! If you drop a dollar, it won’t be worth bending over to pick it up!

Based on America’s finances, who in their right mind would want to start a business here, unless it was to support the government? Corporations are not interested in building new factories in America, certainly not under Obama.  The only thing growing is government regulation.

But there is good news, at least according to Obama. He says,

…next year is going to be a better year than this year.

Hmmm, more “hope and change!”  Gotta love his optimism, which could be confused with teenage exuberance!  His take on things certainly reminds me of my youth, particularly when I needed an excuse to have an early morning cocktail, and I rationalized, “It’s five o’clock somewhere!” Well next year will be a better year…somewhere!

I have called Obama, “Master of the Obvious” because his statement poses the obvious question:  How could next year not be better than the hellacious year we have just finished! When you have gone through the worst year of your life, the worst year in American history, you have to figure it can’t get any worse.  The problem is, under ObamaNation, it most certainly can!

When Speaker of the House Pelosi advises musicians and other artists to quit their jobs, because they can get ObamaCare, even Liberals begin to question the sanity of this crop of socialist leaders.  I’m not sure how a boatload of unemployed musicians and artists can help the economy, but as we all know, Liberal advice doesn’t necessarily have to make logical sense in the real world.

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Maybe Obama’s stance on illegal immigration is the reason he’s optimistic.  30M people sucking on the system is sure to provide an economic shot in the arm.  Let’s see, it doesn’t create more jobs, check!  It doesn’t provide more income to the Treasure, check!  It’s been proven to bankrupt California, check! Approved!

It’s getting so bad that Obama’s adoring media actually is forced to report actual news, as people have tired of learning that Obama eats hamburgers and enjoys basketball…well at least the black half of him does. 

I can’t wait for Obama to actually create ONE new job, so the media can tell us that the crisis is over!

Here’s the wrap:

As Obama tours NY, he must be shocked to see real people at work.  His prior “experience” certainly has given him no basis for knowing how business in the real world works. But there he goes. Walking through factories, talking to people, understanding their situations. The king talking to his subjects!

America’s boy king even had time to stop off at a restaurant, talk to a waitress or two, a short-order cook.  Obama likes to hear people’s plights.  His technique is refined, particularly after the “Joe the Plumber” incident.

If you have a success story that doesn’t involve the government, Obama just moves on. No more “Joe the Plumbers” for him.  Obama likes victims.  And if the victim needs the government, then that’s a good victim. If the need is long-term, well that’s Obama’s version of the victim lotto.

Speaking of lottos, here is what America’s biggest lotto winner went on to tell us during his tour:

We can say beyond a shadow of a doubt today we are headed in the right direction,” Mr. Obama told an audience of about 230 workers and local business leaders. “All those tough steps we took, they’re working, despite all the naysayers who were predicting failure a year ago.

Obama says that all his “tough steps” are working, and they are.

Obama proved that he is the Bizarro World Lincoln.  Because unlike Lincoln, Obama’s steps ruined America’s credit, rewarded incompetence, expanded slavery, de-incentivized achievement, and proven the Peter Principle.

And Obama did “preserve the Unions!”

That’s my rant!

© 2010 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved

31 Comments

 

jj solari says:
May 19, 2010 at 7:25 am

great reading as usual.


LiviaB. says:
May 19, 2010 at 1:04 pm

He DOES like the victims, how else will he be regarded as the great "liberator"? Typical left ideology. Great rant, Kevin


FA says:
May 19, 2010 at 8:36 am

Good stuff! Gets my blood boiling as always!
This guy is nuts. Everyone he has appointed thus far is…nuts.
Essentially our entire government is nuts.
Crazy like a fox, maybe…but that would be pure, Stalin-style evil. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt and just say he’s nuts.

PS – Is anyone (or website) keeping track of the socialist moves this nutjob is making? I’ve been thinking about starting to keep score.


Chip says:
May 19, 2010 at 1:47 pm

Obama is the nation's representative narcissist.


Janelle says:
May 19, 2010 at 2:08 pm

"And Obama did "preserve the Unions!" Outstanding wordplay, Kevin.


glfh says:
May 19, 2010 at 3:45 pm

I agree with KJ's assessment of a "good economy" Obama style. Nailed that in my opinion.


Resa LaRu Kirkland says:
May 19, 2010 at 4:01 pm

It's gotta chap O's black ass that he made Joe the Plumber a wealthy celebrity…especially since Joe's just not the right victimee color. Beautifully said, Kevin! I'm tweeting and FB this — WARCHICK


DaSicilian says:
May 19, 2010 at 5:08 pm

Kevin…another great one…Speaking of victimology…I have a question…after Ohammer is thrown out of office…will he be able to take over Al Sharpton's job? I would figure by that time Al would be ready for retirement and there would be some hope and change left in Ohammer's tank. He might even appear on O'Reilly again…after they share some wings uptown….


Resa LaRu Kirkland says:
May 19, 2010 at 7:52 pm

Oh I like you — WARCHICK


NationsPatriot says:
May 19, 2010 at 11:41 pm

Excellent article as usual, Kevin.
The more "Victims" he creates, the Bigger his "Legacy" will be in SAVING THEM FROM THEMSELVES!


Sir RonB says:
May 20, 2010 at 2:38 am

Thanks for the advice and inspiration Kevin! I am already writing my business plan to create at least 400 jobs. My investment will be less than $600 and will net me and my employees millions. I am off to WalMart to purchase some Crayola Crayons, enlist 400 four and five-year olds to draw and color pictures, frame it then call it art and ask for my gubment handout for starving artist. Even with next year will he ever stop blaming Bush!


@Theblacksphere says:
May 20, 2010 at 5:18 am

Thanks, Janelle! I liked that myself…


@Theblacksphere says:
May 20, 2010 at 5:19 am

Resa ROCKS it like a WARCHICK!


@Theblacksphere says:
May 20, 2010 at 5:19 am

LOL! I just hope at some point, I can debate that stooge!


@Theblacksphere says:
May 20, 2010 at 5:20 am

SirRonB, you made me laugh! And just that IDEA is art, my friend!


@Theblacksphere says:
May 20, 2010 at 5:21 am

Now I got a belly laugh from this one! Saving from SELF!


Jaime T says:
May 20, 2010 at 12:24 pm

I swear they should make a movie called "President Obama: A Love Story"! He sucks up to countries by apologizing to them. He's like "Love me, love me! Everything its OK I am president now! Hush now, Daddy knows what to do best, every things gonna be ok shhhhhhh!"
Kevin, love the name Bizzaro World Lincoln. You are so right on that one! Many people don't realize what our government is doing to our economy will affect everyone around the world. Its already happening now, look at Greece!
Thanx for the blog Kevin I really enjoyed reading it!


Gadsden says:
May 20, 2010 at 5:38 pm

In today's news, "Dow down due to unexpected job losses." UNEXPECTED?? Wow, I didn't see that coming, did you?

I find it ironic, insidious and not to mention, wasteful, that our hapless 'leader' is spending his all-important time touring the nation, attempting to convince his 'subjects' that everything is not only alright, but improving under his watch.


DaSicilian says:
May 20, 2010 at 6:43 pm

Speaking of 'Bizarro World' – Calderone just got a standing ovation from the Dums in the Senate…as he was railing against Arizona…hmmm – perhaps Arizona should adopt the Mexican immigration laws…


Kevin Jackson says:
May 21, 2010 at 2:10 am

Thanks glfh!


Kevin Jackson says:
May 21, 2010 at 2:11 am

My pleasure, Jaime!


Kevin Jackson says:
May 21, 2010 at 2:13 am

LOL…unexpected job losses! Nobody would NOT unexpect this!


Kevin Jackson says:
May 21, 2010 at 2:13 am

GREAT point, DaSicilian!


mtv22 says:
May 21, 2010 at 2:13 am

Again, outstanding op-ed Kevin. Better run for cover when the POTUS predicts that next year will be better given that he claimed that unemployment would not exceed 8% if all the "naysayers" would shut up and accept the stimulus (There are no earmarks in this legislation!). Maybe he means that 2011 will be better because there'll be even more folks on unemployment. Gotta love those regressives, making us forage in our basement for that old Carter-era misery meter.


Janelle says:
May 21, 2010 at 5:52 pm

Debate?????? Slaughter, skewer or savage sounds more like an accurate description to me.


Charliemax says:
May 21, 2010 at 6:02 pm

It's hard to describe Obama. He's like a time-bomb planted in an empty suit that may have detonated too soon. He's been carefully wrapped in a faux-academic, radical cocoon. His mind is absolutely divorced from reality which makes him the most dangerous man in the world.


D.D. says:
May 22, 2010 at 8:57 pm

Kevin, I couldn't stop laughing at your choice of words in his rant. Thank you for telling it like it is. Its just like Obama and the liberals to "call evil (terrible economy) good and good (making a stand FOR the laws of the land) evil" huh!


Janelle says:
May 23, 2010 at 12:22 am

Actually, children's artwork, well matted and framed is a joy……keep a good eye out! But use some pastel and watercolor, too!
'-)


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