I feel strangely and excitedly enlightened today, and it was the NAACP who has shown me that light! What an exciting time we white folk live in! Just when I thought that all hope of being gloriously guilt free in our racism had been squashed by such things as decency and common sense, the NAACP has shown us how. Yes, you too can be free from the shackles of political correctness, free to be as racist as you want to be. All you must do is declare that you are a Democrat!