It’s Cheney versus Holder in what looks like a sequel to Cheney versus Obama, where Cheney put what my grandparents would describe as a “country butt whooping” on the Obama. Like in the Obama fight, Cheney came out of his corner and landed a Superman punch on Holder, stating the obvious:
“We had a track record now of eight years of defending the nation against any further mass casualty attacks from al Qaeda,” Cheney said. “The approach of the Obama administration should be to come to those people who were involved in that policy and say, ‘How did you do it? What were the keys to keeping this country safe over that period of time?’”
Holder is down—eight, nine, ten. It’s a one-punch knockout!
Did SCOTUS make the right decision on medical mandates for large businesses?
From talks with the promoter prior to the bout, Cheney reluctantly took the fight, in this matter of fact comment:
“I kicked his commie boss’ buttocks, and left little doubt who had the real experience. Now they want to send me somebody from the undercard. An Obama sparring partner?! Why this man wants to call me out is a mystery to me! I know I’m supposed to promote the fight to build up the PPV audience, but folks I will tell you to have your snacks and drinks ready, because this fight won’t last long.”
It does make you wonder how this fight even occurred. However, when you consider Obama’s approval ratings are at a new low—a weekly occurrence—and the Kennedy rally/burial wasn’t able to move Obama’s communist agenda forward, about all that remained was for Obama to tap Holder on the shoulder.
“Uh, look Eric, uh, I need you here Bro. My words are no longer hypnotizing America, and that deadbeat Kennedy was no help. I need a distraction. Can you help a half-brotha out? ”!”
“Why yes absolutely Bro. Because I believe that this nation of cowards needs us. What would you have me do?”
“What’s happening with prosecuting Bush and Cheney?
“Well that didn’t go as well as I had planned. It seems America felt safe under their administration, Prez.”
“Damn! Well I need you to somehow call out Cheney. That old white man kicked my socialist-loving ass, so don’t take him lightly. He’s old and white, but he moves like a cat, and he’s crafty. He uses things like logic and truth.”
“Don’t you worry Prez, I will channel the ghost of Alinsky as my inspiration to deflect his logic and truth. I will use ambiguity and stupidity just like you do, so that you pass your radical agenda. America needs to be reborn, remade…in your image. All hail the honorable Obama!”
“Cool. Go make it happen, and make sure I have plausible deniability. You know how I am about transparency…and hey? I love you Bro!”
Needless to say, Holder has indeed underestimated Cheney—just like his boss man Obama did. You would think that they know by now that Cheney has no heart condition when it comes to battling liberals. Cheney is to Guru, as Holder is to Grasshoppa.
Here’s the wrap:
As with all things ObamaNation, they have overestimated the public’s tolerance for idiots, believing they can sell the public on the idea of prosecuting patriots who are paid to protect America. Even the average stupid liberal–redundant, I know–knows that we must not undermine the people who protect us! The only people who would disagree with this, quite frankly are those intent on destroying us.
We asked Cheney for a final comment, and he said “I have stockpiles of KickButt in my bunker, and I am prepared to battle these commie freaks for decades.”
That’s my rant!
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