Who better than Iran to be the protector of women’s rights?! When you consider what Fox News reports are the rights of women in Iran, well you can see why Iran was the obvious choice:
…women lack the ability to choose their husbands, have no independent right to education after marriage, no right to divorce, no right to child custody, have no protection from violent treatment in public spaces, are restricted by quotas for women’s admission at universities, and are arrested, beaten, and imprisoned for peacefully seeking change of such laws.
Gloria Steinham, is this thing on? Where are the NAG girls aka, National Organization for Liberal Women? You know, the ones with armpit hair and goatees! I guess they are too busy looking for jobs these days, because the news that Iran will be their new “Helen Reddy” should have them up to their hairy armpits in outrage!
Selecting Iran to protect women’s rights is tantamount to putting Clinton in charge of training chubby White House coed interns? Below is the curriculum:
Training Session for Chubby White House Coed Interns
Tonight’s Host: Bill “What Is ‘Is’” Clinton
Where: Oval Office, be sure to look “under the desk”
Additional items needed by interns: Kneepads and babywipes
Or how about the UN put Roman Polansky in charge of Children’s Rights?
I know, you are likely already ahead of me on this one, but let’s just skip the formality and give Ahmedinejad his Nobel Peace Prize and make him the UN’s new nuclear inspector! After all, he’s just kidding about the complete and utter annihilation of Israel, and that new nuclear facility is just for clean energy, Infidel!
So when Iran rules the world, look at what American women will have to look forward to.
First, American women can have the joys of being stoned for just being…American women! The new assigned husband thinks you are giving him too much lip?! Stoned. Can’t produce boys? (Who wants girls, duh!) Stoned. Caught wearing lipstick, well that will get you an acid facial, and I’m not talking derma-brasion!
At least ObamaCare will cover all the plastic surgery you will need, so no blood no foul!
So how did this decision to select Iran come to be? It appears that the decision was made the same way laws in America are made under a Pelosi-controlled Congress and sanctioned by his most unholiness:
Buried 2,000 words deep in a U.N. press release distributed Wednesday on the filling of “vacancies in subsidiary bodies,” was the stark announcement: Iran, along with representatives from 10 other nations, was “elected by acclamation,” meaning that no open vote was requested or required by any member states — including the United States. FOXNews.com learned of the press release only after being alerted to it by Anne Bayefsky director of the Touro Institute on Human Rights and the Holocaust.
Bush freed 11 million Iraqi and Afghani women, and he is considered a war monger, fighting for oil. Iran says publicly that it wants the destruction of Israel and builds a weapons-grade nuclear facility, and they get the distinction of promoting women’s rights. Go figure!
I know that Iran has presented some elaborate PR campaign on behalf of the New World Order. I can see the next series of commercials, where the UN discusses Iran’s “kinder, gentler radical Islam” promotion, inviting Christians to:
…come to Iran and check us out. This time, we promise not to cut off your Infidel heads!
This move by the UN takes women’s rights back into the Stone Ages and just goes to show you how insane the world has become. As if America doesn’t have enough reasons to disregard the UN, this one certainly adds fuel to the nuclear fueling rods.
The UN yet again proves that it is more useless than fat-free salad dressing and One-Calorie Coke in Rosie O’Donnell’s diet!
That’s my rant!
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