The crazy direction our society is heading, these could very well be the headlines in 46 years!
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .
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White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.
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Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
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Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
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Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
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Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
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France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
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Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
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George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.
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Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
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85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
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Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
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Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
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Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States .
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Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
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