Master Bedroom is now RACIST!

Leaving no stone unturned in their search for racism, the Left now is going after all the racist DC realtors who are pitching people on the beauty of the “master” bedroom. According to a story I ran across, they now refer to the former “master’s” suite as the “owner’s suite” or “owner’s bedroom.”

It was just a matter of time, and frankly I’m surprised “master bedroom” lasted this long. What will be the next bit of lexicon to get “blacklisted?”

modern-master-bedroomMaster builder, masturBATER!?

Just when black people had the chance to be MASTERS of their own bedrooms, Obama has to go and ruin it by creating an economy where black people don’t have jobs, ergo black people are no longer masters or owners for that matter.

The solution? Make “master” bedrooms or suites racist. I tell you what, just make HOME OWNERSHIP racist, and save the Left time in making every non-black who owns a house a racist. Soon, white people will be giving their homes to black people or at the very least paying the mortgages of blacks, and the cycle of Leftist life will be complete.

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