‘Memphis Soul’ Night at a Soulless White House

Singing a Michelle Obama-appropriate anthem, “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,” the “singer, songwriter, actress and LGBT rights activist” Cyndi Lauper will also be there.  Prior to the last election, Cyndi opined to Politico that Barack Obama had:

“[k]ept the country from going into a depression… saved the auto industry… ended the war in Iraq, health care is finally being fixed, and he has advanced equality for all in significant ways.”

American Idol season 11 third-place winner and friend of Michelle Obama, Joshua Ledet, will make an appearance, as will “blue-eyed soul” singer “Suit & Tie” Justin Timberlake, who said about Barack Obama that he and his wife Jessica Biel have “never been so inspired by one person.”

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The event features a lesser group comprised of Sam Moore, Charlie Musselwhite, and Mavis Staples, all of whom might be there for reasons other than the Obama-loving Lauper, Timberlake, and Latifah.

Sam Moore of Sam and Dave fame didn’t endorse Barack Obama, and told the president’s campaign to stop using his song “Hold on I’m Coming.” If Sam Moore did not change his mind about Obama but chose to come anyway, he should stick close to an exit and expect a good tongue-lashing from Valerie Jarrett.

In the name of furthering racial diversity, “white bluesman” Charlie Musselwhite will also be there.  And, to mend fences, blues singer Mavis Staples, who’s obviously no lip-synching Beyoncé and was insulted when she wasn’t invited to perform at Obama’s January 20th inauguration, will join in the Obama worship…er… I mean the Memphis Blues fun.

The exclusive guest list for the private event has not yet been released. However, it’s likely many Hollywood blues-lovers will be there – stars like Spike Lee, Morgan Freeman, Jamie Foxx, and the Obama Starlet Tag Team:  Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, and Michelle-bang-wearing Kerry Washington.  One can only hope that Beyoncé and her husband, the Cuban cigar-smoking, straw fedora-wearing Shawn ‘Jay-Z’ Carter, make it home in time for Beyoncé to show up Mavis Staples a second time.

As for the peons who are forced to stand outside the White House, which remains closed to the general public, and watch from afar as the black limos pull up the driveway to the ‘People’s House,’ fret not, because we can all watch how our money is being wasted streaming live on  www.whitehouse.gov/live .

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