Top 10 Democrat Party Slogans

#10 - Bitterly clinging to taxes and abortion The Democrats never met a tax they didn't love: you didn't build that, and even if you did, it really belongs to those wise, benevolent Beltway dons. And abortion? The Democrats love, love, love abortion! Though a supposed complex issue, a baby is always disposable for the sake of a selfish feminist. Sure that child may grow up to be a future Democrat, but who needs the bother when the Dems can merely grant millions of illegals amnesty and bribe them with truck-loads of entitlements to vote for the donkey? #9 - We didn't destroy your freedoms; you can visit them at the Smithsonian! Freedom of speech? Freedom to bear arms? Freedom of religion? Those were great for the founders, but now that we're enlightened, it's really more evolved to hand over your freedoms to those magnificent, enlightened bureaucrats such as Nancy Pelosi and Hank Johnson. Like children with too much free time, Americans just make bad choices and get themselves into such trouble when afforded so many unnecessary freedoms! #8 - If you want us to listen to your opinion, move to Europe! After all, haven't you figured out you are a GLOBAL citizen? And Europeans are so much more sophisticated! We don't need no stinkin' Declaration of Independence -- we need more French haut couture and haut wisdom. #7 - Some day none of this will be yours! Those enlightened elitists in the DC Beltway understand better than you that you did not build that and really want to donate it to the state. Why should you mere fly-over citizens be burdened with the headaches of private ownership? Relax! Take a siesta with the millions of new amnesty recipients and let The State take care of you! #6 - We can't tax terrorism...so who cares? Heed the words of Grand Poobah Obama and don't listen to those voices warning you of tyranny...or terrorism! What Global War On Terror? That's crazy talk! Islam is a religion of peace! Just ask our pal Ahmadinejad! #5 - Don't vote us out! None of us can do real jobs! Our Community-Organizer-in-Chief leads the way to a bright new day of lower oceans, green energy, and ObamaPhones! The Beltway Dem Power Elitists are surely over qualified for the ordinary jobs of the unenlightened masses and obviously must remain in power. #4 - Why the Founding Fathers wrote The Constitution ensuring LIMITED GOVERNMENT: Racism! Everyone knows the Founders were a bunch of racist, white guys who wanted the government limited so they could maintain a segregated society with no opportunity for minorities. And we all know that "Strict Constructionist" is a code term that racists use. Right. #3 - Reducing America's carbon footprint one job at a time! Dems are determined to make America green, which is in turn contributing to record unemployment levels. But isn't it better to have a tiny carbon footprint? What's a little hunger and fewer jobs in the face of the health of the planet and baby whales? So Solyndra failed? So what the Volt was a bust? Just because an idea has failed multiple times is no reason to stop trying the exact same, failure-ridden notion! Anyway...we all know that "energy independence" is a ploy of the vast, right-wing conspirators to pollute Mother Earth. #2 - America: we just can't wait to see how it ends! For far too long those dangerous concepts of patriotism and nationalism have clouded the minds of Americans. People suggesting we have secure boders and such only perpetuate those outdated mores. The people must open their minds and realize we are on the thresh-hold of a new millennia of "the global citizen!" Patriotism, heros proved and liberating strife had their day. Now it's time to move forward and fundamentally change the US for the good of the globe. #1 - Making everything in this country free except you! Democrats want Americans to relax and revel in free government education, free government health care, free government retirement savings, and free cell phones. The nasty 1% will pay more--they are so filthy rich they don't need free stuff. Who pays for all the free stuff? Uh...well, it's paid for by all of the government's revenues*. Simple! --------------------------------------- *government revenue translated = TAXES

#10 – Bitterly clinging to taxes and abortion