Obama’s Choom Gang Tour of the Gulf Ports

The level of criticism being leveled against Barack Obama because of his alleged gaffe concerning his geographic ineptitude concerning the Gulf Ports is unfounded.  

In one sense, it could be that our president has bigger fish to fry than mastering a geography lesson.  However, what is more likely is, that in light of Barack Obama’s level of vision and super human intelligence, it is possible that he understands and see things that mere mortals do not see nor comprehend.

The source of the most recent snickering is rooted in the president’s casual banter while on the Jay Leno late night talk show.  After discussing his stray grays, his singlehandedly crushing al Qaeda, his obedience to Michelle, as well as casting aspersions toward super spy G.W. Bush and homophobe Vladimir Putin, the conversation ambled over to the economy and infrastructure.

While there, Leno mentioned that he lives in a town where the bridge is falling apart and isn’t safe when he tools around town in his antique automobile.

In response to Leno’s complaints, the president said: “I don’t know.  As you know, for the last three years, I’ve said, let’s work together.”  Obama would fix Leno’s bridge but, unfortunately it will remain in disrepair because, although he just canceled a conciliatory one-on-one discussion with Vladimir Putin, Bipartisan Barry just can’t find anyone to cooperate with him.

Betwixt lighthearted chuckles and affectionate chitchat, Obama told Leno, “Let’s find a financing mechanism [that’s a fancy term for taxes], and let’s go ahead and fix our bridges, fix our roads, sewer systems, our ports.”

In other words, let’s stimulate more shovel ready jobs that four years after the first stimulus are still not shovel ready.

Moving right along, the President endeavored to enlarge the understanding of inexperienced Americans when he revealed that he and his Choom gang traveled in that rolling Choomwagon to places the rest of America didn’t even know existed.

The president told a spellbound Jay Leno:  “The Panama is being widened so that these big supertankers can come in.  Now, that will be finished in 2015.”  Thus far, pretty good. Then the president said:

If we don’t deepen our ports all along the Gulf — places like Charleston, South Carolina, or Savannah, Georgia, or Jacksonville, Florida — if we don’t do that, those ships are going to go someplace else.  And we’ll lose jobs.  Businesses won’t locate here.

Dear Lord, we don’t want those supertankers heading for Charleston, Savannah, and Jacksonville to go somewhere besides the Gulf of Mexico because of constricted ports.  Neither do we want businesses relocating, nor the loss of any additional jobs. Therefore, it’s best to get to work deepening those three ports.

Remember Sarah Palin’s revelation to ABC’s Charlie Gibson that Russia was Alaska’s next-door neighbor, and that from an island in Alaska you could see Russia?

Saturday Night Live comedian Tina Fey had a ball implying that, as evidenced by her geographical illiteracy, Sarah Palin was intellectually-challenged.

Yet, in retrospect, Sarah’s comment certainly gives credibility to Barack Obama hinting that while on his famous “57 states” Choomwagon tour of the United States, he actually perused the narrow gulf ports of Charleston, Savannah and Jacksonville.

105 Comments

  1. Oh my goodness! Awesome article dude! Thanks, However I am experiencing problems with your RSS. I don’t know the reason why I can’t join it. Is there anybody else having the same RSS problems? Anyone that knows the answer will you kindly respond? Thanx!!|

  2. I was wondering if you ever thought of changing the layout of your blog? Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having 1 or two pictures. Maybe you could space it out better?|

  3. Hi! I just wanted to ask if you ever have any trouble with hackers? My last blog (wordpress) was hacked and I ended up losing a few months of hard work due to no data backup. Do you have any methods to stop hackers?|

  4. I am now not certain where you’re getting your info, but good topic. I must spend a while learning much more or working out more. Thank you for excellent info I was searching for this info for my mission.|

  5. When someone writes an piece of writing he/she keeps the thought of a user in his/her brain that how a user can understand it. So that’s why this piece of writing is amazing. Thanks!|

  6. Excellent post. I used to be checking continuously this blog and I’m impressed! Very useful info specifically the closing section 🙂 I care for such information a lot. I was looking for this certain information for a very lengthy time. Thanks and best of luck. |

  7. Hey there would you mind letting me know which hosting company you’re working with? I’ve loaded your blog in 3 different web browsers and I must say this blog loads a lot faster then most. Can you recommend a good hosting provider at a fair price? Many thanks, I appreciate it!|

  8. Thanks for some other wonderful post. Where else may just anyone get that kind of info in such a perfect method of writing? I’ve a presentation next week, and I am at the search for such information.|

  9. I am really impressed with your writing skills as well as with the layout on your weblog. Is this a paid theme or did you modify it yourself? Anyway keep up the excellent quality writing, it is rare to see a great blog like this one today.|

  10. I’m extremely impressed with your writing skills as well as with the layout on your blog. Is this a paid theme or did you modify it yourself? Anyway keep up the excellent quality writing, it’s rare to see a great blog like this one these days.|

  11. Today, I went to the beach front with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone!|

  12. Hello there! This post could not be written any better! Reading through this post reminds me of my good old room mate! He always kept chatting about this. I will forward this write-up to him. Fairly certain he will have a good read. Thank you for sharing!|

  13. Hi, i think that i saw you visited my weblog so i came to “return the favor”.I’m attempting to find things to enhance my website!I suppose its ok to use a few of your ideas!!|

  14. Heya i’m for the first time here. I came across this board and I to find It really useful & it helped me out a lot. I’m hoping to offer something back and aid others such as you helped me.|

  15. Thanks for a marvelous posting! I actually enjoyed reading it, you may be a great author.I will make certain to bookmark your blog and will come back someday. I want to encourage continue your great job, have a nice weekend!|

  16. Nice blog here! Also your web site loads up very fast! What web host are you using? Can I get your affiliate link to your host? I wish my site loaded up as fast as yours lol|

  17. I used to be suggested this blog by means of my cousin. I’m not certain whether this put up is written via him as no one else understand such specified about my problem. You’re incredible! Thank you!|

  18. We are a group of volunteers and starting a new scheme in our community. Your website provided us with valuable info to work on. You’ve done a formidable job and our entire community will be thankful to you.|

  19. Pretty section of content. I just stumbled upon your weblog and in accession capital to assert that I get actually enjoyed account your blog posts. Anyway I will be subscribing to your augment and even I achievement you access consistently quickly.|

  20. After I initially commented I seem to have clicked the -Notify me when new comments are added- checkbox and now each time a comment is added I receive four emails with the exact same comment. Perhaps there is an easy method you can remove me from that service? Thanks a lot!|

  21. Nice blog! Is your theme custom made or did you download it from somewhere? A design like yours with a few simple adjustements would really make my blog stand out. Please let me know where you got your theme. Cheers|

  22. Thanks for every other wonderful post. The place else may anyone get that type of info in such an ideal approach of writing? I’ve a presentation subsequent week, and I’m on the look for such information.|

  23. It is truly a great and useful piece of information. I’m satisfied that you shared this helpful info with us. Please stay us up to date like this. Thanks for sharing.|

  24. Its like you learn my mind! You appear to know so much about this, like you wrote the e-book in it or something. I think that you could do with a few percent to drive the message home a bit, but other than that, that is great blog. An excellent read. I’ll definitely be back.|

  25. I am extremely impressed with your writing skills and also with the layout on your blog. Is this a paid theme or did you customize it yourself? Anyway keep up the excellent quality writing, it’s rare to see a nice blog like this one these days.|

  26. I’m extremely impressed together with your writing talents as well as with the structure on your blog. Is that this a paid topic or did you modify it yourself? Anyway stay up the nice high quality writing, it is uncommon to see a great blog like this one nowadays..|

  27. Hi there would you mind sharing which blog platform you’re working with? I’m looking to start my own blog soon but I’m having a difficult time choosing between BlogEngine/Wordpress/B2evolution and Drupal. The reason I ask is because your layout seems different then most blogs and I’m looking for something unique. P.S Apologies for being off-topic but I had to ask!|

  28. Hello there! Do you know if they make any plugins to assist with Search Engine Optimization? I’m trying to get my blog to rank for some targeted keywords but I’m not seeing very good gains. If you know of any please share. Many thanks!|

  29. Aw, this was an exceptionally nice post. Finding the time and actual effort to produce a top notch article… but what can I say… I hesitate a lot and never seem to get anything done.|

  30. I’m curious to find out what blog system you’re working with? I’m having some small security issues with my latest website and I would like to find something more secure. Do you have any recommendations?|

  31. Simply desire to say your article is as amazing. The clearness in your post is simply great and i can assume you’re an expert on this subject. Well with your permission allow me to grab your feed to keep up to date with forthcoming post. Thanks a million and please carry on the rewarding work.|

  32. Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You obviously know what youre talking about, why waste your intelligence on just posting videos to your weblog when you could be giving us something informative to read?|

  33. Pretty great post. I simply stumbled upon your weblog and wished to say that I have truly loved surfing around your blog posts. After all I will be subscribing to your feed and I hope you write again very soon!|

  34. I’m impressed, I must say. Seldom do I encounter a blog that’s equally educative and entertaining, and let me tell you, you’ve hit the nail on the head. The issue is something that too few men and women are speaking intelligently about. I’m very happy I stumbled across this in my hunt for something regarding this.|

  35. It’s a pity you don’t have a donate button! I’d definitely donate to this brilliant blog! I suppose for now i’ll settle for book-marking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account. I look forward to fresh updates and will talk about this blog with my Facebook group. Chat soon!|

  36. Right here is the perfect webpage for anybody who wishes to find out about this topic. You understand so much its almost hard to argue with you (not that I really would want to…HaHa). You definitely put a new spin on a subject which has been discussed for a long time. Great stuff, just great!|

  37. This is very interesting, You are a very skilled blogger. I have joined your rss feed and look forward to seeking more of your wonderful post. Also, I have shared your website in my social networks!|

  38. I blog frequently and I really appreciate your content. The article has really peaked my interest. I am going to take a note of your website and keep checking for new details about once a week. I subscribed to your Feed too.|

  39. Great weblog right here! Additionally your site lots up fast! What web host are you the use of? Can I get your affiliate link in your host? I desire my web site loaded up as quickly as yours lol|

  40. An outstanding share! I’ve just forwarded this onto a friend who has been doing a little homework on this. And he actually ordered me breakfast simply because I found it for him… lol. So let me reword this…. Thanks for the meal!! But yeah, thanx for spending the time to discuss this topic here on your internet site.|

  41. Fantastic goods from you, man. I’ve understand your stuff previous to and you are just too excellent. I actually like what you have acquired here, certainly like what you’re stating and the way in which you say it. You make it entertaining and you still take care of to keep it sensible. I can not wait to read far more from you. This is actually a terrific website.|

  42. Thanks for every other informative web site. Where else could I am getting that kind of info written in such a perfect manner? I have a project that I’m simply now working on, and I’ve been at the look out for such information.|

  43. Hi! Do you know if they make any plugins to assist with SEO? I’m trying to get my blog to rank for some targeted keywords but I’m not seeing very good results. If you know of any please share. Many thanks!|

  44. Hey there just wanted to give you a quick heads up. The words in your post seem to be running off the screen in Safari. I’m not sure if this is a formatting issue or something to do with browser compatibility but I figured I’d post to let you know. The layout look great though! Hope you get the problem solved soon. Many thanks|

  45. Good day! I know this is somewhat off topic but I was wondering if you knew where I could locate a captcha plugin for my comment form? I’m using the same blog platform as yours and I’m having problems finding one? Thanks a lot!|

  46. Neat blog! Is your theme custom made or did you download it from somewhere? A design like yours with a few simple tweeks would really make my blog shine. Please let me know where you got your theme. Kudos|

  47. It’s a shame you don’t have a donate button! I’d without a doubt donate to this outstanding blog! I suppose for now i’ll settle for book-marking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account. I look forward to fresh updates and will share this site with my Facebook group. Chat soon!|

  48. Hey! Would you mind if I share your blog with my facebook group? There’s a lot of folks that I think would really appreciate your content. Please let me know. Thank you|

  49. You actually make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this matter to be actually something which I think I would never understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me. I am looking forward for your next post, I will try to get the hang of it!|

  50. Have you ever considered publishing an ebook or guest authoring on other websites? I have a blog centered on the same information you discuss and would really like to have you share some stories/information. I know my viewers would enjoy your work. If you’re even remotely interested, feel free to shoot me an e-mail.|

  51. Hey there! I understand this is sort of off-topic however I had to ask. Does running a well-established blog such as yours require a massive amount work? I am brand new to operating a blog but I do write in my journal daily. I’d like to start a blog so I will be able to share my personal experience and feelings online. Please let me know if you have any suggestions or tips for brand new aspiring blog owners. Appreciate it!|

  52. I was wondering if you ever considered changing the structure of your blog? Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having one or two pictures. Maybe you could space it out better?|

  53. whoah this blog is wonderful i really like reading your articles. Keep up the great paintings! You realize, a lot of people are hunting round for this info, you could help them greatly.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Back to top button