#2 – Hillary Clinton Costume
Now we’re getting into the REALLY scary costumes! The Hillary Costume allows the wearer to cuss at any and all home-owners that don’t hand over all of their best candy immediately.
Known to cause outbursts of cackles by those donning this thriller of a get-up, beware of deadly consequences to door answerers who don’t comply.
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Should anything sinister happen to those doling out sweets, the retort will be heard, as the trick-or-treater leaves the scene, “What difference at this point does it make anyway?”
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