For Your Halloween Pleasure: The Healthcare Mash!

Since Obamacare rollout is one abysmal failure, might as well have a little fun and do The Healthcare Mash…after all, it is a MONSTER of a bill!

He was working on his laptop late one night
when his eyes beheld a ghoulish site
He could not log in despite several tries
then suddenly to no one’s surprise

He did the Mash
He did the Healthcare Mash
The Healthcare Mash
it was a keyboard smash
He did the Mash
the website was trash
He did the Mash
He did the Healthcare mash

Who could design such a site so flawed and so sloppy?
The code is so ancient, perhaps it was Hammurabi
He’d try to apply but the site would suspend
I’ve seen a eunuch with a more functional front end

He did the Mash
He did the Healthcare Mash
The Healthcare Mash
it was a keyboard smash
He did the Mash
He tried to clear his cache
He did the Mash
He did the Healthcare mash

Hundreds of millions of dollars were spent
for a website that has trouble loading
How could the government’s web designers
create a site with such awful coding?

They did the Mash
Ahh, they did the Healthcare Mash
The Healthcare Mash
it was a keyboard smash
They did the Mash
they spent all of our cash
They did the Mash
They did the Healthcare Mash

 

Pumpkins

 

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