Jay Leno: Government shutdown so bad Obama’s down to one teleprompter!

Jay Leno was in fine form Wednesday night and blasting away with both barrels at Obama and his petulant shutdown.

Watch and enjoy as Leno wraps truth in comedy!

A few of Leno’s one-liner zingers:

It’s so bad …”Nancy Pelosi and John Kerry are now being forced to use the same [Botox] needle.”

It’s so bad …”Harry Reid has been forced to change his own embalming fluid!”

It’s so bad …“At the TSA, they’re making passengers fondle and grope themselves!”

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It’s so bad …“President Obama is now down to just one teleprompter!”

Leno is at the top of his game and firing on all cylinders, and yet NBC is cutting him loose. Jay gives this anecdote as a potential explanation:

“HERE’S A fascinating story,” the longtime host of NBC’s Tonight Show With Jay Leno told his audience last week, mentioning a recent Iowa Supreme Court ruling “that a dentist could legally fire his female assistant because he found her too sexy, too attractive, and a threat to his marriage. She didn’t do anything. She’s just good-looking.” The payoff: “Hey, I’ll bet that’s what happened to me here at NBC!”

Whatever the reason, Jay Leno is scorching hot.

Unfortunately, the NBC executives are not and evidently attended business and Econ classes with Barack Obama.

 

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