Top 5 Scariest Halloween Costumes 2013 (Men) | The Black Sphere with Kevin Jackson

As I said on Monday, whether you love the day or hate the day, everyone knows Halloween is all about the frightening costumes. My earlier post featured the women's getups...now I've compiled the Non-PC list of the 5 scariest costumes for men: be prepared to have nightmares! ******************************************** #5 - The Anthony Weiner Costume This costume is rated MA for mature Trick or Treaters only. And even so, the wearer might be sorely tempted to text selfies while grabbing...candy bars of course. Be prepared to be ostracized by most neighbors with any sense of decorum and principles should you dare wear this over-the-top costume. But no matter, any Dem home-owners will dole out lots and lots of goodies to anyone donning this attire on Hallowed Eve: seems the Left loves the Bad Boy getup. ******************************************** #4 - The Harry Reed Costume Ooh this is the perfect outfit for the scary and grumpy. The wearer of this costume is admonished to wag their finger and rant at the homeowners until all candy is handed over. The benefit of this wrinkled and frightening outfit is that the purchaser can wear it year after year after year: the fear-factor only intensifies with age! This is a good return on the investment, money and cranky-wise. ******************************************** #3 - The Al Sharpton Costume Oh man! If you want to frighten everyone in every predominantly white neighborhood, THIS is the costume for you! You can watch for any treats given to white Trick or Treaters, then immediately pounce on the doorbell and demand that the racist home-owners give you ten times as much candy. Yell loudly that their ancestors most likely owned slaves! And to really get in the spirit of this scary costume, the wearer should rant long enough to persuade the guilty, racist, residents to do all your candy collection rounds for you! And be sure to have the media follow you to each guilt-ridden doorstep. ******************************************** #2 - The John Kerry Costume Ahhh the John Kerry Costume -- sold with or without the magic hat. This is a perfect choice for the tall, clumsy man who has a propensity to yell "Trick or Treat" in French. One bug, however, is the almost Tourette's like shouting of "You RANG?" after pressing the doorbell. On the upside, you can call this the John Kerry Costume or the Lurch Costume: Lurch if you prefer to be whacky and lovable, Kerry if you want to be scary as a demon-possessed maniac. Yep. This costume is a two-fer! ******************************************** #1 - The Barack Obama Costume This is it folks. The scariest of the scary! The Barack Obama Costume combines the race-baitery of the AL Sharpton, the condescension of the John Kerry, and the unlikability of the Harry Reid. The wearer of the Obama costume will fundamentally change and destroy every single neighborhood he enters. Once doors are opened by the unsuspecting homeowners, the Obama-donned Trick or Treater shouts "You didn't build this! How much candy is enough!" Each house will be stripped of candy, cookies, and any assets of any kind as the BO garbed walk off into the moonless night. The last neighborhood visited by this ghoulish getup, now a waste-heap of filth and destruction, is better known as Detroit. This costume is rumored to only be made in Kenya and is distributed by former ACORN staffers and other community organizers. ********************************************** Related: 5 Most Frightening Halloween Costumes 2013! (Women)

As I said on Monday, whether you love the day or hate the day, everyone knows Halloween is all about the frightening costumes.

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#5 – The Anthony Weiner Costume