Top 5 Scariest Halloween Costumes 2013 (Men)


#3 – The Al Sharpton Costume




Oh man! If you want to frighten everyone in every predominantly white neighborhood, THIS is the costume for you! You can watch for any treats given to white Trick or Treaters, then immediately pounce on the doorbell and demand that the racist home-owners give you ten times as much candy.

Yell loudly that their ancestors most likely owned slaves! And to really get in the spirit of this scary costume, the wearer should rant long enough to persuade the guilty, racist, residents to do all your candy collection rounds for you!

And be sure to have the media follow you to each guilt-ridden doorstep.

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