Top 5 Scariest Halloween Costumes 2013 (Men)


#2 – The John Kerry Costume

US Secretary of State John Kerry Meets Prime Minister David Cameron

Ahhh the John Kerry Costume — sold with or without the magic hat. This is a perfect choice for the tall, clumsy man who has a propensity to yell “Trick or Treat” in French.

One bug, however, is the almost Tourette’s like shouting of “You RANG?” after pressing the doorbell.

On the upside, you can call this the John Kerry Costume or the Lurch Costume: Lurch if you prefer to be whacky and lovable, Kerry if you want to be scary as a demon-possessed maniac.

Yep. This costume is a two-fer!

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