Top 5 Scariest Halloween Costumes 2013 (Men)

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#2 – The John Kerry Costume

US Secretary of State John Kerry Meets Prime Minister David Cameron

Ahhh the John Kerry Costume — sold with or without the magic hat. This is a perfect choice for the tall, clumsy man who has a propensity to yell “Trick or Treat” in French.

One bug, however, is the almost Tourette’s like shouting of “You RANG?” after pressing the doorbell.

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On the upside, you can call this the John Kerry Costume or the Lurch Costume: Lurch if you prefer to be whacky and lovable, Kerry if you want to be scary as a demon-possessed maniac.

Yep. This costume is a two-fer!

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