If you want to see Liberalism represented metaphorically, then watch this video of a Liberal who has a minor fender bender with a taxi, and what happens next.
How do we know the driver is Liberal? Easy.
Instead of addressing the smaller problem and owning up to his failure as a driver and the damage he has caused, the Liberal decides to perform an escape. That’s what Liberals do…create problems, then try to escape down the road and act as if the problem never existed.
It’s likely this Liberal went straight to a coffee shop, and regaled patrons of how he saved women and children in a five-car pile up.