On the first day of Obamacare, Pelosi gave to me . . .
A healthcare “gift” for my dear fa-mil-y.
On the second day of Obamacare, Barack promised to me . . .
“Keep your doctor and your healthcare? Yes you can! Yes-sir-ee!”
On the third day of Obamacare,
my mailman brought to me . . .
A can-cell-a-tion of my healthcare po-li-cy.
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On the fourth day of Obamacare,
the website said to me . . .
Closed for repairs.
Will be fixed soon, we almost guar-an-tee!
On the fifth day of Obamacare,
a navigator promised me . . .
“Tell me all and do not fret,
your info’s safe as it can be!”
On the sixth day of Obamacare,
TheBlaze emailed to me . . .
“Stop! Stop! Don’t sign up yet.
The site has NO se-cur-i-ty.”
On the seventh day of Obamacare,
my banker said to me . . .
“Thieves stole your cash,
and credit cards.
and your i-den-ti-ty.”