Hip Boot Alert: SOTU Incoming

state-of-the-unionBarack Obama is about to pull out his Teleprompter and pile it higher and deeper than ever before.

In anticipation of the State of the Union, word to the wise: don the goggles, hip boots, and ‘shovel ready’ shovel.

The shovel is especially important to dig ¬†out from under the high, wide pile that is about to bury America under lies, cluelessness, incessant hissing ‘S’ sounds, Republican demonization, right-to-left bobble heading, and controversial Sky Box people-watching.

And Michelle Obama sleeveless outfit-wearing, which is sure to dazzle both Joan Rivers and Kelly Osbourne.

Expect zero humility, no apologies, and a truckload of blame passing.

So, pop the popcorn, put your feet up, and stock up on anti-nausea/vomiting medication…America is gonna need it!

That and a good pair of hip boots.

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