Surprise surprise, but Jesse Jackson Jr might be getting out of prison sooner than expected.
Sooner than who expected?! Negro please.
And you know there are no shenanigans going on here! The Democrats want this scoundrel out in time for the November elections.
Let’s do the math: Cheat your donors out of money, use drugs, and don’t show up for votes in Congress and you get FIVE MONTHS IN JAIL!