Obama’s productivity secrets?…SERIOUSLY!

Barack Obama is the smartest man ever!…PERIOD!

And if you believe that, then you might believe you can keep your health plan and you can keep your doctor…PERIOD!

Ok, you all know that I have proven time and again that Obama is a dumbass. I know, I know…I apologize to other dumbasses.

What I find funny is how the Left continues to want to press this idea that Obama is brilliant.

You have to know that these Leftist morons have figured out that just cause the monkey is off Obama’s back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.  – Kevin Jackson

But he IS trying. As Obama told Vanity Fair:

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“You’ll see I wear only gray or blue suits,” [Obama] said. “I’m trying to pare down decisions. I don’t want to make decisions about what I’m eating or wearing. Because I have too many other decisions to make.”

Obama is so dumb, that in order to keep up with life he limits his suit choices and his food choices. Now see, that’s exactly what an imbecile who has more staffers than the Duke Brothers in Trading Places!

This silly Negro has about 100 people to pick out suits and five executive chefs to make food choices, yet he chooses to micromanage minutiae?  What does he do when it’s time to pick out a tie?

I haven’t seen so much fawning over a black man since James Earl Jones played King Jaffe Joffer from Zamunda in Coming to America.

I doubt Obama holds his royal penis when he pees, as Reggie Love stands nearby at the ready.

The least productive president in history wants to give “productivity” secrets. Well here’s Obama’s biggest productivity secret: Blame the white man who came before you.

 

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