Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is NOT Gay

As you guys know, from time to time we try to provide BREAKING NEWS scoops, and this may be one of our biggest: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is NOT Gay!

That is why Dwayne Johnson is on the cover of this edition of Straight Out. Sure he got divorced, but not so he could date a MAN! Check out his new girlfriend!

But that wasn’t the only hint. Our research team staked out Johnson, and Johnson is quoted as saying, “If I had to describe myself to an alien, I’d say…I’m really handsome. Especially if they are a female alien.”

But perhaps the bigger hint was The Rock’s very name: The Rock Johnson. I mean, “Come on!”
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