Why I got arrested: Check out my whip

By
Kevin Jackson
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I’m a law and order kind of fella, and it’s been a while since I was detained by po-po. But in this case it was warranted. I can only hope you get arrested soon too.

Why I got arrested

Is this not the coolest cop car ever! I might actually try to get arrested just to ride in this.

I mean I’ve seen some of the souped up highway patrol vehicles, but dang this is HOT! I don’t know if I would even arrest anybody if I were a cop driving this. I would just catch ’em, then show them that if they don’t slow down, my whip can reel ’em in.

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