Donald Sterling to Adopt Kevin Jackson

sterling-seated-1It seems this Donald Sterling thing will just not go away. Until something is done, black people are JUST NOT SAFE!

Sterling has reneged on his deal to sell the team, choosing instead to sue the NBA. He doesn’t want to pay his reparations of $2.5 million, nor does he want to be banned from tormenting black people at NBA games, as he has done in the past.

 

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At some point all of this will be resolved to the satisfaction of the NBA, but what will come of poor black people, the “Average Negro,” should Sterling be allowed to roam the streets like some racist werewolf who targets only the weakest among us?

 

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For this reason, I am offering myself as a sacrifice to this MONSTER!

I’d like your help to PETITION CONGRESS TO FORCE DONALD STERLING TO ADOPT KEVIN JACKSON

Here are things from my vantage point.

Sterling bought his black girlfriend two Bentleys and other niceties. He pays his black coach over $7 million a year, and 12 of his 14 players are young black multi-millionaires. He has wreaked enough havoc on the black community, and I think he needs a black child to help him change his evil ways. And I’m just the man for the job.

I proposed that if Sterling is to create any more young black multi-millionaires, then I DEMAND I BE NEXT!

 

“I get over 100 kids adopted every year, so isn’t it time a rich white Democrat adopted me!?” – K. Jackson

 

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