Want to know how to spot a Liberal bear?
Chances are this bear doesn’t even forage anymore, as some Liberal now feeds it with assorted fruits and berries it steal from her neighbor’s orchard. Most of us have seen the sign that reads, “Please do not feed the animals, as they become too dependent, and refuse to do for themselves.”
I’m convinced that some Liberal decided to “help” this bear.
In the next installment of this bear saga, you will see Best Buy’s Geek Squad hooking up a flat screen with DVR of nature shows, as the bear receives his new iPhone from UPS.
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