via Dave Weinbaum
1) Pendulum that swings too far can be more dangerous than idle one.
2) Work to achieve incredible credibility.
3) My clients in the funeral business would never pay me. They were a bunch of stiffs
4) Think in June what ye shall earn in December and ye may ward off winter starvation
5) Letting ideas run wild in your mind prevents future blockage.
6) Forge significant paths and watch expressways arise.
7) While you can’t fix stupid, you can vote him out of office.
8) Own your opinions—just make sure they don’t own you.
9) Hear about the ladies who got into a fight? It was a miss match.
10) Knowing winks puts your relationship smiles ahead.
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